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Home. Had a nice outing until I missed a turn on the way home on a route I have never driven in the dark. And there's no light out there. None. And it's hunting/rut season. So it tooken a bit longer as Google led me hither and yon. Motherfucker. But I'm home safely and the truck doesn't have any new dents, so there's that. Hell, the dogs didn't say a thing when I came in the house. TDK was resting on her dresser when I wandered in here, so it must be bedtime or something close enough to call it.
Glad you got home safe.
 
Home. Had a nice outing until I missed a turn on the way home on a route I have never driven in the dark. And there's no light out there. None. And it's hunting/rut season. So it tooken a bit longer as Google led me hither and yon. Motherfucker. But I'm home safely and the truck doesn't have any new dents, so there's that. Hell, the dogs didn't say a thing when I came in the house. TDK was resting on her dresser when I wandered in here, so it must be bedtime or something close enough to call it.
Glad you made it home.

I don’t know if that sounds like a harrowing trip or just the long way home or the start of scooby doo episode.
 
I can understand the food part, but drinking? 😱

I mean, new year is around the corner! Celebrate early and often!

😜
It’s a sign that I’m getting old.

Beer just fills me up now. I can only have one or two whiskeys at most…

On boys weekends when we gather in Wisconsin I’m usually the designated driver….
 
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'

The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'

The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'

The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.'
 
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