The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Phatstick]

Hello everyone, not new in Lit forum. But new in this thread. Seems like a awesome thread. Though i aint 50+ yet, still have 3 more years remaining, i hope it wont be a problem to hang around here. Belated happy new year to everyone.

 

[Themaddragon]

@Themaddragon My coffee was wonderful today. And yours? (Ahhh and the year starts).

It was great

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I knew it was out there:

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornk3noLGE88V6xFK/giphy.gif

 

[Wat_Tyler]

OK kitty parents... which one is yours?

Linens are on tap for today. That means that TDK will help me make the bed.

 

[subdudeme13]

Morning Wat. Link told me there is nothing there!

 

[Phatstick]

Hows everything going, people?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I just learned how to replace mine! I will probably forget by the time they need replacing again.

It's so hit-n-miss with me. I can do anvil wipers. Problem is, you can't get anvil wipers at the store.


I get The Guy at the auto parts store to do it. It hurts less to tell 'em that Ah'm too st000pid ta do it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You get out of PT what you put into PT
~L2's motto

I think that I have bored you lot already with the people I know/knew who had knees replaced. Short version: the ones who don't walk like old cripples did their P/T as directed.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Night-Night, Spoonies
Sweet Dreams... with no Monsters
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At bedtime, monsters ask if Ethyl is under the bed.


Funny thing is, TDK got pissy last night and bitchslapped Ethyl right in the face. Kinda hard. Ethyl took it. I'm still not sure about that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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99.99% jet black: so I won't be arrested/interrogated/tried/convicted for multiple nasty homicides . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Missk_2022]

I just wanna know why I bleed every time I have to replace a set of wiper blades?

Hi boat.... we have mossed u... how was your christmas after finally being let off the ship?
Say hi to the goddess for me

 

[Wonderer67]

Hello everyone, not new in Lit forum. But new in this thread. Seems like an awesome thread. Though i aint 50+ yet, still have 3 more years remaining, i hope it wont be a problem to hang around here. Belated happy new year to everyone.

Hi phatatick, welcome. It’s ok to be under 50.

Talk about whatever you want: food, sheds, baby goats, nudist camps.

Topics to avoid: politics of any kind, current events, religion or drama.

And respect one another. This place is built on respect for each other.

it’s a pretty non sexual thread just a bunch of us sharing our day to day lives, some fun and maybe a little double enteendre here and there.

Oh, and coffee! (Altho we have some tea drinkers here)

 

[Missk_2022]

I just learned how to replace mine! I will probably forget by the time they need replacing again.

Buy from auto zone they will help u replace for free!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hi phatatick, welcome. It’s ok to be under 50.

Talk about whatever you want: food, sheds, baby goats, nudist camps.

Topics to avoid: politics of any kind, current events, religion or drama.

And respect one another. This place is built on respect for each other.

it’s a pretty non sexual thread just a bunch of us sharing our day to day lives, some fun and maybe a little double enteendre here and there.

Oh, and coffee! (Altho we have some tea drinkers here)

What he said.


Take your h000rin' over there somewhere >>>>>>


And don't send a PM to OM . . . .


Words to the wise.

 

[Missk_2022]

They are roll outs! I used your recipe! The kids measured the ingredients and ran the mixer. Then, after it chilled, they took turns rolling out the dough and cutting their cookies. The tree idea was from another friend. It's an upside down sugar cone on a cookie, covered with icing.

Love it... did they eat any of them?

And then run around like caffeinated squirrels for the rest of the night

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Buy from auto zone they will help u replace for free!!!

I think that they all will any more. The micks at O'Reilly's did mine once, IIRC.


I know that I didn't get blood on the windshield.

 

[Wonderer67]

OK kitty parents... which one is yours?

Our is he one washing the dishes.

He loves water. After we take showers he jumps in the shower and chases drops of water.

He’s a weirdo!

 

[subdudeme13]

I just wanna know why I bleed every time I have to replace a set of wiper blades?

Go to Auto Zone. They will change them for you!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Our is he one washing the dishes.

He loves water. After we take showers he jumps in the shower and chases drops of water.

He’s a weirdo!

I had one who used to sit between the shower curtains. She'd come into the tub on one end while I exited the other. This was so she could lick the tub.


She may have been the dumbest cat I ever had, but she was sweet and attractive.

 

[Wat_Tyler]