The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I did so many dishes

I told one of the girls she uses utensils like she doesnt do the dishes

The first ex-wife cooked that way.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oooh, savage, G! I like it!

*adds another note to Lili's extensive file*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah. I think the adventure would reach its sell-by date around week 3.

With only four months left to . . . endure.


I'm not sure how many Brazilian h000rs that Wat can tolerate anyway. He wasn't all that fond of the Brazilian work-weasels he had once upon a time.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

IKR??? I say let's just pick a time and stay with it! Or, I could move to Hawaii or Arizona where they don't change time.

Except, Wat don' wanna live either place.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Of course you do! Preferably vintage! I gave mine to my husband because I wasn't driving it. My long, fine hair was destroyed driving with the top down. Hubs didn't have hair, so it didn't bother him.

Now that my hair is short, a convertible could be a contender. I do like the vehicles I have, tho, so probably not.

I posted the picture of the wee Chrysler roadster, methinks. It's reasonable if not all that practical.


There is a lovely top-of-the-line anvil ragtop from 1941: headlights in the fenders, no sidemounts, and some hot rod accouterments on the engine from the 50s.


And a bit too close to six digits to justify easily.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So far, this is looking viral. If I think I'm getting a bacterial infection on top, I'll get antibiotics. Steroids are a last resort. We don't want to go there.

No explanation required.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And, YES! Absolutely the beetles!

The beetles are absolute terrors. They come in and set up camp and party and reproduce and eat like crazy when they're hung over and waiting for the beetle dope man to bring the next supply. They are the Mongol hordes of the insect world, all 'roided up at that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Indeed you are! A mini me!

I suspect that youse two are Chicken and Egg, as in, which came first?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Indeed! I worked for an organization that wouldn't pay the hour-ish OT on the Fall-back night, saying it would even out. They paid only 11 hrs on the Spring-forward night.

Someone might have contacted the state labor relation board. They changed their policies and had to issue back pay.

Yeah, because that's a fist enema of the cruel and unusual kind.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And, your point??????????

The one on my head?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Day 4 of the cough that won't end. A side effect? My friend thinks my voice is sexy.

Today was mostly a nothing day. I tried to do stuff but mostly vegged on the couch with the girl. 🫩

Headed to bed. Behave yourselves! (Well, not you, W!)

️

Which W????

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Up. Coffee. Meditations read. Pondering: engaged. Planning for today: to do some more shit that I didn't do yesterday. We may open the windows for a few hours and get a change of inside air. Petunia is bathed. Car still in its slicky-spot. May have a trip to Dr. Tyler's today, too. There is never a shortage of shit to do.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I continue to lose the computer table struggle with TDK. Her picture needs to be included in the dictionary as the definition of "stubborn."

 

[Wonderer67]

And do you have a plausible answer?

Just my standard.

Because I’m a fucking dildo.

 

[Wonderer67]

Is this what you got from the repair person??? What does that even mean???

In Mona Lisa Vito’s voice.

It was the condensate drain.

Howevah.

It is timed at four degrees before
top-dead-center.

Vroom vroom

 

[Wonderer67]

And don't show up to the ED with a stubbed toe!

ED or ER??

 

[Wonderer67]

Day 4 of the cough that won't end. A side effect? My friend thinks my voice is sexy.

Today was mostly a nothing day. I tried to do stuff but mostly vegged on the couch with the girl. 🫩

Headed to bed. Behave yourselves! (Well, not you, W!)

️

 

[Wonderer67]

With only four months left to . . . endure.


I'm not sure how many Brazilian h000rs that Wat can tolerate anyway. He wasn't all that fond of the Brazilian work-weasels he had once upon a time.

But they could give you Brazilians waxes, so there’s that…

I’m not sayin I’m just sayin.

 

[Wonderer67]

I posted the picture of the wee Chrysler roadster, methinks. It's reasonable if not all that practical.


There is a lovely top-of-the-line anvil ragtop from 1941: headlights in the fenders, no sidemounts, and some hot rod accouterments on the engine from the 50s.


And a bit too close to six digits to justify easily.

That’s a lot of bread….

 

[Wonderer67]

Which W????

The double u est one!

 

[Wonderer67]

I continue to lose the computer table struggle with TDK. Her picture needs to be included in the dictionary as the definition of "stubborn."

She is an attention hoah!

(It means she loves you and alla your attention.)

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

On a good note, spring has sprung with temperatures in the upper 60s. Bad news, 6 people died from a tornado that blew off the roof of a shopping mall in the Western side of the State. More storms coming this way.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]