The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[dkak001]

Slow day today. But did get into the shop for some small projects. Had to make a tiny replacement unobtainaum part, and somehow managed to pull it off. So, that was the accomplishment for the day. One part about the size of a toothpick. Not exactly high production!

Now feeling lazy. Might watch another of the recent Jurassic Park or Jurassic world movies. They really aren't that good, but the old brain isn't up for much more tonight.

For anyone feeling ambitious, ran across a 50 year old Hershey coco powder tin the other day. I've had this cake, it's pretty good.

 

[Missk_2022]

Fraaaawd.

Dead balls acurate

 

[Wonderer67]

Dead balls acuraze

 

[Missk_2022]

She will, just privately...

Never

 

[Missk_2022]

Ya gotta be hungry for a full English. And it will last all day. Will have to get to Scotland to try a full Scottish.

Hopefully soon

 

[Nightbird]

Hey has anyone seen Alex lately?

 

[Wonderer67]

Hey has anyone seen Alex lately?

No. He’s been MIA for a few weeks.

Hope all is well with him.

 

[Nightbird]

No. He’s been MIA for a few weeks.

Hope all is well with him.

Ya, I hope hes ok..

 

[Missk_2022]

No we put out the caĺl... i hope he comes back soon

Hey has anyone seen Alex lately?

 

[Missk_2022]

Well i guess good night. Ugh

 

[Nightbird]

Well i guess good night. Ugh

Good Night MissK

 

[likes2watchU]

Sounds like a long day was had by all
let's check in and see how everyone is doing...
This is gonna need to be another 2-parter (at least)
but I started at the end, so we'll do the latter half first...

I continue to lose the computer table struggle with TDK. Her picture needs to be included in the dictionary as the definition of "stubborn."

LOL... it's spelled C-A-T

I also am probably the More Likely Suspect, so there's that.

Which one are you again?

I just joined The Sträights of hÖÖrmüz

The wonder twins... form of...... shape of......
A double dildo
Fighting evildoers all over the joint

The things these fuckers do

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

Makes me feel stabby

Daddy indulges her.... she does as she pleases

Have you ever heard of sugaring?
Less violent same results

Lets you erase your mistakes before you make them... but you only get the one chance

She takes what she wants.

*whispers* I heard her daddy just... lets her do what she wants

My friends father acquired the name “stabby joe.”

Storytime!! C'mon... "once upon a time, there was a guy named, Joe..."
And then what happened?

There was a page somewhere once upon a time called The Stabby Spork.

It's gone... I missed it

Got it. I’m gonna try it to see if true.
Sounds like Al nonsense.

I'm not sure what to do with/about AI. It didn't get a good rap in the 80s.

I hope this is a place where a fella can just come in and blurt:

That is so disgusting! I can't take my eyes off of it!

Maybe? See below
Also - there's 10 pages full of "blurt" threads... feel free to try on a few for size

It may be.

Topics to avoid: politics of any kind, current events, religion or drama.

And respect one another. This place is built on respect for each other.

This is not a pickup joint. If you’re gonna try to get cyber laid here or start DMing thw women here, you’ve come to the wrong place - or at least build some rapport first.

We’re pretty protective of the vibe we built here. Having said that we’re open to others if they can respect what wevebuilt.

Look at someone’s profile before you start DMing them. Trust me, it’s in your best interest.

I need to get up and moving

Granddaughter came over and she was a hot mess. Made her rock with me till she/we fell asleep. She wasn’t happy, but the nap did us both good. I then proceeded to fall asleep at least four more times throughout the afternoon and evening. SWMBO was pushing for a date night but let me rest. I must have needed it.

Sleep is good medicine. Sounds like you both needed a healthy dose. Hope you continue to recover. Bronchitis is no joke!!

Are we talk’n bout the same Brazilian h00000rs?
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You can send your allotment over this way!

Oooh... those h00rs were so bad they were physically removed (by the time I got to them)

A man just dm'd me tgat he loved my kitty .....in the profile pic

Haha... he needs to find another kitty.... i am feral

We just had wind rain and hail... so scary tornado warning siren just went off and no power

I have a crawl space or i can go next door with the dogs. Weather apparently has become a fear as i have aged

we're just older and wiser
glad you have somewhere you can go if needed
i have a bathtub... on the 2nd floor
tornado wasn't on my mind when I was condo shopping

being afraid when tornado sirens are going off makes sense

smartest thing I've read all day

Understandable...... Mother nature can be pretty durn scary

I don't think of it as fear. I've never lived where tornadoes are common and would dare thunderstorms to show me something cool.
Now I just kind of pray they don't break something difficult or expensive to fix.

You... dared? Mother Nature?

lots of good examples here... including 8:42... just seconds and an entire building, 3 trees, and numerous cars... *poof* gone

Power back on. Restarted clean cycle in the front load washer... called my mother

Making a grocery list

Glad you weathered the storm!

Have you ever had Haggis?

Way too early for hoses around here.

I read that as hosers, too... but then recalled where you live

My Grandmother used to Starch my Grandfathers underwear..

That makes for an interesting relationship dynamic

What about Hose Heads? Take off eh..

Turns out, I had the same thought... but I know them as Hosers

Are my shirts done yet? They were supposed to be done on Friday!

Can't rush perfection

Also a Scottish breakfast is more balanced than what we get here.

Man, that's a bit heavy. That's like supper.

Ya gotta be hungry for a full English. And it will last all day. Will have to get to Scotland to try a full Scottish.

Full English... Full Scottish
either way, you'll be putting your cardiologist's kids through college

You know how you miss family when they arent around.....

I dont have that problem.... i really just wish most of them would fuck off....

It's 15% off today, too
Etsy sign

Hostile banana . . . .

Hey has anyone seen Alex lately?

Welfare check time
@AlexAtNight
@AlexAtNight
@AlexAtNight

 

[Nightbird]

Hi @likes2watchU

 

[likes2watchU]

And here's the front half...

In other news, the truck got a bath.

Oooh, savage

And, YES! Absolutely the beetles!

So far, this is looking viral. If I think I'm getting a bacterial infection on top, I'll get antibiotics. Steroids are a last resort. We don't want to go there.

Steroids are good at what they do... but they are a sledgehammer of a tool!

Indeed! I worked for an organization that wouldn't pay the hour-ish OT on the Fall-back night, saying it would even out. They paid only 11 hrs on the Spring-forward night.

Someone might have contacted the state labor relation board. They changed their policies and had to issue back pay.

So many businesses and people think it's okay so long as you don't get caught. Hopefully that back pay was with interest.

And don't show up to the ED with a stubbed toe!

Always amazes me that people do that.
ER is for "I may not make it before I can see the doctor".

We will be headed into cedar pollen season soon. Everyone gets "cedar fever!"

So awful! Our own @Wonderer67 has even posted short videos in the past of shaking trees to help pollinate them. Makes my eyes itch just thinking of it!

I know someone like that. She can dirty every pan, dish, and utensil making anything. And, very la-de-dah about it all.

She can "la-de-dah" her ass all she wants - so long as she cleans up her own mess

Day 4 of the cough that won't end. A side effect? My friend thinks my voice is sexy.

Today was mostly a nothing day. I tried to do stuff but mostly vegged on the couch with the girl. 🫩

Headed to bed. Behave yourselves! (Well, not you, W!)

️

Take care and recover @Lilianna23
We need you at full strength

I agree. No steroids except the very last resort when I have no energy. If before then they make me very irritable. That’s not me.

That's the steroids
Ever see a 4-year old on steroid week during cancer treatment? Parents called it 'Roid Rage Week

spoiler: he's a healthy teenager now and cancer-free

The beetles are absolute terrors. They come in and set up camp and party and reproduce and eat like crazy when they're hung over and waiting for the beetle dope man to bring the next supply. They are the Mongol hordes of the insect world, all 'roided up at that.

I feel like you know entirely too much about these insects

Which W????

Trick question?

There is never a shortage of shit to do.

One more welfare check -
@Oldermom935 - No need to respond to this—just wanted you to know you’re on my mind. Thinking of you often and wishing you continued safety and strength during this challenging time.

 

[likes2watchU]

Hi @likes2watchU

evening - hope you're having a good night

 

[Nightbird]

evening - hope you're having a good night

Im having an interesting night.. Mood swings like crazy..

 

[Nightbird]

 

[likes2watchU]

Im having an interesting night.. Mood swings like crazy..

That sounds exhausting and challenging

 

[Nightbird]

That sounds exhausting and challenging

It is the Time Changes tonight and I should be in bed...BUt....

 

[likes2watchU]

It is the Time Changes tonight and I should be in bed...BUt....

I'm getting ready to call it a night here because it's late and the time change

 

[Nightbird]

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I'm getting ready to call it a night here because it's late and the time change

Well thank you for keeping me company, sleep well..

 

[likes2watchU]

 

[likes2watchU]

Well thank you for keeping me company, sleep well..

Thanks... I'd stay up later but I don't have much choice in the matter

Sweet dreams, spoonies

 

[nipplecaresser]

ED or ER??

As we are all well aware, @Wonderer67 always has wood, so I believe we can discount the former!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Have you ever heard of sugaring?
Less violent same results

Oh, so that's what a sugar daddy does.
Every day's a schoolday.