The AH Uni-boob Challenge for Real Trolls (tm)

Jeanne's story introducing me has had some complimentary PCs on my performance. Thank you.

Got any ciggies?

Fag-Ash

PS. The votes aren't so good. Perhaps it's because I don't get any sex. I'll do anything for a full packet of twenty.
 
Fag-Ash_Lil said:
Jeanne's story introducing me has had some complimentary PCs on my performance. Thank you.

Got any ciggies?

Fag-Ash

PS. The votes aren't so good. Perhaps it's because I don't get any sex. I'll do anything for a full packet of twenty.

I'll give you 13/20 if you get on your knees and clean the mess my fingers have made :D
 
Lil asked me to say that she's on the way to doormouse. 13? She'll go halfway round the world for those.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
Lil asked me to say that she's on the way to doormouse. 13? She'll go halfway round the world for those.

Og

OMG!!! And I was gonna show her where I can hide them before smoking them on webcam..... even better... send her over!!!

Heheheee :D

:p
 
I wonder if Lou is off working on her story?
I am.
I will be done in this century, I promise.:rolleyes:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I wonder if Lou is off working on her story?
I am.
I will be done in this century, I promise.:rolleyes:

Only 96 years to go before you post? :D
 
oggbashan said:
Lil asked me to say that she's on the way to doormouse. 13? She'll go halfway round the world for those.

Og

I've got a dry half ounce of Golden Virginia hanging about somewhere with a pack of Green Rizzla's if she's into that sort of thing.
 
pop_54 said:
I've got a dry half ounce of Golden Virginia hanging about somewhere with a pack of Green Rizzla's if she's into that sort of thing.

If she can smoke it, she's into it.

The fug when she's around is worse than a London pea-souper.

Og
 
Fag-Ash_Lil said:
Jeanne's story introducing me has had some complimentary PCs on my performance. Thank you.

Got any ciggies?

Fag-Ash

PS. The votes aren't so good. Perhaps it's because I don't get any sex. I'll do anything for a full packet of twenty.


Know what you're saying Lil... the friends are voting but so are the enemies and the scores seem very sluggish and low.
 
Where are the other stories, please?

Slack Alice and Fag-Ash Lil are feeling lonely.

Og
 
My seemlingly endless page monster has been submitted, but has yet to post. I suspect it will be online later this week. That's all I know.
 
Thank you CharleyH.

I will watch for it and settle down for a good long read.

Og
 
Hey OG...

You've read mine... ;)

Tripletit was recommended in the story ideas site. Someone was looking for ideas on parallel worlds. Love that story!!
 
CharleyH said:
My seemlingly endless page monster has been submitted, but has yet to post. I suspect it will be online later this week. That's all I know.

I too wait with baited breath Charley darling:D :rose:

Lo boxie.

Lo oggie.
 
Hi, Pop.

What's this about you and my friend Slack Alice?

You didn't offer her any ciggies, did you?

Fag-Ash

“Beware! The time is nigh when all ends shall be revealed.”
 
C'mon, Lil. Alice'll do it for free.

Wait 'til you meet Angry Anna...:rolleyes:

I don't think she's had it in years.

X_miss clay-on-all-corners
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
C'mon, Lil. Alice'll do it for free.

Wait 'til you meet Angry Anna...:rolleyes:

I don't think she's had it in years.

X_miss clay-on-all-corners

Hey Mlle, nice to see you alive and well. I wont' be when you see what I've done to you in my story....hope you have a good sense of humor....lol
 
Yeah well, in my evolved humanitarianism I'm willing sacrificial fodder on the altar of those bereft of original ideas...

:p


Just don't make me fuck the uni-boob...

Oh Tyrannosaurus Christ ...you didn't, did you?

{{me shivers}}

mlle
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
Yeah well, in my evolved humanitarianism I'm willing sacrificial fodder on the altar of those bereft of original ideas...

:p


Just don't make me fuck the uni-boob...

Oh Tyrannosaurus Christ ...you didn't, did you?

{{me shivers}}

mlle

I would never defile you in such a way, I don't know you well enough to.:D

I think you'll like it, now that it's a more comical approach.
 
Fag-Ash_Lil said:
Hi, Pop.

What's this about you and my friend Slack Alice?

You didn't offer her any ciggies, did you?

Fag-Ash

“Beware! The time is nigh when all ends shall be revealed.”

She told me she'd given up smoking... just bursts into flames these days:D

I had to slip Everard a quick one to get him involved... but well you know him... blow in his ear... he'll follow you anywhere.
 
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