The AH Uni-boob Challenge for Real Trolls (tm)

Finally mine is posted.

LOL - my first and only foray into the adult fairy tale world. I will provide a link in my sig. when I get around to it . . . sometime.
 
Loved it darling Charley:D :rose: Very amusing and very well written... I shall guard my sack well in future:devil: :D
 
pop_54 said:
Loved it darling Charley:D :rose: Very amusing and very well written... I shall guard my sack well in future:devil: :D

LOL - thanks Pops, and you'd better, or the ladies will be sadly disappointed. ;)
 
CharleyH said:
Finally mine is posted.

LOL - my first and only foray into the adult fairy tale world. I will provide a link in my sig. when I get around to it . . . sometime.

Trying to wade through the pages when I finally get 5 minutes alone. So far, so good.:cool:
 
The Truth

If this doesn't lead you straight to the page, click on prologue.

Edit: Here's the text.

The lion roared in February 1692. Betty Parris began having “fitts” that defied all explanation. So did Abigail Williams and the girls’ friend Ann Putnam. Doctors and ministers watched in horror as the girls contorted themselves, cowered under chairs, and shouted nonsense. The girls’ agonies “could not possibly be Dissembled,” declared the Reverend Cotton Mather, one of the brightest stars in the Massachusetts firmament.

Lacking a natural explanation, the Puritans turned to the supernatural—the girls were bewitched. Prodded by Parris and others, they named their tormentors: a disheveled beggar named Sarah Good, the elderly Sarah Osburn, and Tituba herself. Each woman was something of a misfit. Osburn claimed innocence. Good did likewise but fingered Osburn. Tituba, recollection refreshed by Parris’s lash, confessed—and then some.

“The devil came to me and bid me serve him,”


:p
 
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Cool Dude:)


The Russians are coming... The Russ........................... Shadthefuckup Alice!!!


Sorry......
 
Did Mlle fall of the face of the earth? or is she creating the Ultimate tit story???
 
She is writing the most divine Uni Boob story. :) But she's on a bit of a sabbatical.
 
Yay! The pissing of one's pants is a reaction I would love to induce. :) When will we be edified by your panty-pisser?

I think I need to write a different one. I am still annoyed with the title change. :( (Okay- that's the last time I will bitch about it.)
 
DarkDuchess said:
Yay! The pissing of one's pants is a reaction I would love to induce. :) When will we be edified by your panty-pisser?

I think I need to write a different one. I am still annoyed with the title change. :( (Okay- that's the last time I will bitch about it.)

Soon my dear, soon.:cool:
 
I am so waiting patiently for the rest of you to finish your stories. Have Lou and Cloudy ditched?
 
CharleyH said:
I am so waiting patiently for the rest of you to finish your stories. Have Lou and Cloudy ditched?

I've written about 10 half-stories, and hated them. If I could ever get going on one I liked, I'd finish - I hope.
 
That happened with me too. I finally settled on the fairy tale. I tried many genres, horror, road trip, drama, and then I resigned myself to the fact that I was never going to write something, yet felt guilty not writing anything, so decided to write a poem for my entry, since there were no rules regarding form, and the next thing I knew it was a very long, long, long fairy tale. lol
 
I'm getting closer to the end, it's fabulous, I don't want it to end...I'm wasting time rambling on...lol
 
Bumping to pressure Lou and Cloudy, plus make myself look like I'm almost done.
 
Greetings from Romania :|

Hi all.

I just crawled up from the subcrust of the planet to say that I am very much alive and intending to fulfill my uni-boob duties as soon as I return from Europe.

I had to run off to Finland for my cousin's wedding, and now I'm in Romania. Back on Saturday....I think.

I'm excited about your uni-boob story, Abs...worth waiting for, I bet.

And you "Duchess"...you better fucking miss me. I mean it. You better miss my as right the fuck off.

*sigh*

Ok, back to backpacking. Ow. Shouldn't have worn the red, heeled cowboy boots. Live and learn.

m'zelle
 
I miss your ass "right the fuck off" and I'm keeping it! All mine!

You aren't getting out of the country w/o me next time! :kiss:
 
DarkDuchess said:
I miss your ass "right the fuck off" and I'm keeping it! All mine!

You aren't getting out of the country w/o me next time! :kiss:

No one else is allowed to leave the country unless they take me with them.
 
Hey Lou, look who showed up...MlleLeFafafa....oh she's off in Europe....strumpet.:rolleyes:
 
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