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afternoon peeps hope everyone is getting to enjoy this sunny Saturday..well it's sunny in Bedfordshire :)
 
omg i woke with headache..i tried my usual trick had a wank..that sometimes helps if it's not to bad :)..i'm always trying to take advantage of some poor guy :p
 
omg i woke with headache..i tried my usual trick had a wank..that sometimes helps if it's not to bad :)..i'm always trying to take advantage of some poor guy :p

lol really and who are you taking advantage of at the moment?
 
I haven't stopped feeding the animals today! Now it's my turn and wouldn't you know it?...empty fridge :mad:

Still, it's a beautiful day so no complaining lol!
 
I haven't stopped feeding the animals today! Now it's my turn and wouldn't you know it?...empty fridge :mad:

Still, it's a beautiful day so no complaining lol!

Am starving also, need some food might just cook .your more than welcome to come over for lunch
 
Afternoon all, sunny in the midlands also. so obviously, I am inside with half an eye on the laptop and half an eye on the f1:rolleyes:
 
lol Em am a good cook that was a genuine offer...though i dont mind dessert.

Any objections?

If you're a good cook I'm there, although I should warn you, I'm on a diet so no dessert for me unless it's calorie free...and on that note I should scarper before we get too naughty lol!

*knocks on the door*

Can i come in? :D

Hi Jako, how's it hanging honey? Won on the cards lately?
 
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If you're a good cook I'm there, although I should warn you, I'm on a diet so no dessert for me unless it's calorie free...and on that note I should scarper before we get too naughty lol!


HAHA. i just realised where you are from am sure its not that long to where i am. what would you like to eat? you have a choice of me making a curry or something else that i havent yet choosen.

Me and get naughty Em?would i do that?
 
If you're a good cook I'm there, although I should warn you, I'm on a diet so no dessert for me unless it's calorie free...and on that note I should scarper before we get too naughty lol!


HAHA. i just realised where you are from am sure its not that long to where i am. what would you like to eat? you have a choice of me making a curry or something else that i havent yet choosen.

Me and get naughty Em?would i do that?

Oh no! You had to say the word 'curry' Now I'm salivating ;)
 
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