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your top ten (as i call it - sad list) so far: :D

bookwormju 267
Miss_Shy_Newcastle 219
arnoldlane84 145
akaSol 140
the_apocalypse 72
ps123456 32
Marcusr88 20
curiousirish 17
MrEd63 16
maid_marion 14
 
I'm going to have to start being more friendly seeing as I am languishing behind on that list
 
your top ten (as i call it - sad list) so far: :D

bookwormju 267
Miss_Shy_Newcastle 219
arnoldlane84 145
akaSol 140
the_apocalypse 72
ps123456 32
Marcusr88 20
curiousirish 17
MrEd63 16
maid_marion 14

Oh my goodness! Does being the bottom of the list make me sad or being on it in the first place?:)
 
I didn't go on the threads for almost the irst two years I was a member because I felt over-awed and assumed everyone was already in their own little groups

I think I had to jump straight in or I would never have done it! I saw everyone talking on here about being shy and knew they'd understand. Although it didn't look like they were shy!:)
 
I think I had to jump straight in or I would never have done it! I saw everyone talking on here about being shy and knew they'd understand. Although it didn't look like they were shy!:)

I didn't gcome on this thread last night otherwise I'd have said hi
 
I just read that post of mine and realised it sounded like a criticism! I'm sorry-it was meant as a compliment:eek:

I have to go now but will pop back later hopefully-I just noticed I'm not a virgin anymore!:)
 
I just read that post of mine and realised it sounded like a criticism! I'm sorry-it was meant as a compliment:eek:

I have to go now but will pop back later hopefully-I just noticed I'm not a virgin anymore!:)

I didn't see it as a criticism.

Have a great day and hope to see you here later
 
your top ten (as i call it - sad list) so far: :D

bookwormju 267
Miss_Shy_Newcastle 219
arnoldlane84 145
akaSol 140
the_apocalypse 72
ps123456 32
Marcusr88 20
curiousirish 17
MrEd63 16
maid_marion 14

Oh my god, I can`t believe I`m at the top of that list :eek:

Afternoon all
 
I`m good, ta

Yeah i was good, I will read more of yours eventually when I find the time.

You not working today?


that one was good, it won a competition! :D don't bother too much with some of the others, they're shit.

yep, working, just on lunch. back in a mo.
 
that one was good, it won a competition! :D don't bother too much with some of the others, they're shit.

yep, working, just on lunch. back in a mo.

That`s the reason I read it, I saw that it had won so I had to see what type of story was good enough for that.

Well, I hope you enjoy the afternoon working your nuts off :D
 
That`s the reason I read it, I saw that it had won so I had to see what type of story was good enough for that.

Well, I hope you enjoy the afternoon working your nuts off :D

this one click did too; but don't be fooled into thinking it's mucky.

yeah, that's me, working hard ... as if. :D
 
this excerpt is nasty though:

'He got behind me, with one knee on the sofa and one foot flat on the carpet kind of thing. He smeared my own goo onto his fingers and I felt him part my buttocks. Then he daubed my hole with what was coating his fingers and tickled the opening a little.'

'How did you react? Did you enjoy this?'

'This part was divine,' Charlotte groaned and rolled her eyes at the exquisite memory. She was growing more desperate to feel herself now that she had started to describe the opening scenes of her first anal encounter. Despite the presence of Mr Holmes, and without any embarrassment, Charlotte hiked her skirt up to her thighs and spread her legs wide. She hauled the thin material that covered her sex roughly aside, and then sighed deeply when her fingertips touched the slippery heat of her opening.

Mr Holmes remained impassive as his subject slid her fingers through the slick labia and swirled round and round her tight, throbbing clitoris. He waited patiently for her to continue until he felt the time had come for some gentle prompting.

'What else, Charlotte,' he murmured. 'What happened next?'

'He licked me there,' she groaned. 'He used his tongue on me, right there, on my "dirty hole", as he called it.'


:D
 
this excerpt is nasty though:

'He got behind me, with one knee on the sofa and one foot flat on the carpet kind of thing. He smeared my own goo onto his fingers and I felt him part my buttocks. Then he daubed my hole with what was coating his fingers and tickled the opening a little.'

'How did you react? Did you enjoy this?'

'This part was divine,' Charlotte groaned and rolled her eyes at the exquisite memory. She was growing more desperate to feel herself now that she had started to describe the opening scenes of her first anal encounter. Despite the presence of Mr Holmes, and without any embarrassment, Charlotte hiked her skirt up to her thighs and spread her legs wide. She hauled the thin material that covered her sex roughly aside, and then sighed deeply when her fingertips touched the slippery heat of her opening.

Mr Holmes remained impassive as his subject slid her fingers through the slick labia and swirled round and round her tight, throbbing clitoris. He waited patiently for her to continue until he felt the time had come for some gentle prompting.

'What else, Charlotte,' he murmured. 'What happened next?'

'He licked me there,' she groaned. 'He used his tongue on me, right there, on my "dirty hole", as he called it.'


:D

I`m definately going to read it :D
 
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