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[Marcusr88]

Um....

FIGHT!!!

*grabs popcorn*

Anyone taking bets on the Foxy Boxing?

 

[bookwormju]

You can have a nibble if I can have a lick. Does that sound fair?

Thanks for making my head bigger

Which *head* do you mean?

Btw Shy and I always fight over the sexy men

 

[JackVettriano]

Hands off....it`s mine

Girls, you can share it, both at the same time would be nice?

So glad I signed in tonight, thanks guys for making me smile

I hopw everyone is happy tonight and getting laid.

 

[Marcusr88]

I`ve been talking to Jack for a few days now and you know all the sexy men are mine.....I gave you Arnie and Sol what more do you want......blood

So does this mean I'm yours too?

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dunno what you're on about - I'm not here

Yeah you are, that bit on the left says so

 

[bookwormju]

Girls, you can share it, both at the same time would be nice?

So glad I signed in tonight, thanks guys for making me smile

I hopw everyone is happy tonight and getting laid.

I`m more than happy to share as long as I`m there

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

I'm sure you do Shy.

Play your cards right

And what cards would they be?

You can have a nibble if I can have a lick. Does that sound fair?

Thanks for making my head bigger

Are you double jointed???!

*grabs popcorn*

Anyone taking bets on the Foxy Boxing?

Ju will win. She just glares at me and I back away into a corner

Girls, you can share it, both at the same time would be nice?

So glad I signed in tonight, thanks guys for making me smile

I hopw everyone is happy tonight and getting laid.

You lot are the nearest to getting laid I get

 

[bookwormju]

So does this mean I'm yours too?

Of course your mine.....your sexy too

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Yeah you are, that bit on the left says so

Just cos I'm here doesn't mean I'm in this room

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Of course your mine.....your sexy too

Hey - I just relised something...

Are you trying to say Arnie and Sol aren't sexy?!

 

[arnoldlane84]

Hey - I just relised something...

Are you trying to say Arnie and Sol aren't sexy?!

I knew it

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

I knew it

*feels sorry for Arnie and comes out Ju's wardrobe to give him a hug*

 

[Marcusr88]

And what cards would they be?

Top Trumps or Snap?

I can do Poker but only the strip kind.

 

[Marcusr88]

Of course your mine.....your sexy too

Oh shucks *blushes*

Your just saying that to get into my pants

 

[arnoldlane84]

*feels sorry for Arnie and comes out Ju's wardrobe to give him a hug*

Thanks *hugs*

 

[bookwormju]

Hey - I just relised something...

Are you trying to say Arnie and Sol aren't sexy?!

I never said that....I`m always calling Arnie sexy....aren`t I Arnie? I just let you have them 2 that`s all

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Top Trumps or Snap?

I can do Poker but only the strip kind.

Trumps. Dunno how to play Poker, that would give you an unfair advantage

 

[bookwormju]

I knew it

I never said that.... you are sexy

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

I never said that....I`m always calling Arnie sexy....aren`t I Arnie? I just let you have them 2 that`s all

And who made you Thread Mistress?!

 

[bookwormju]

Oh shucks *blushes*

Your just saying that to get into my pants

You aint wearing any....only a towel

 

[bookwormju]

And who made you Thread Mistress?!

You did

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

You did

When I'm away - I've not gone yet!

I think you appointed yourself after realising you're top of the posts chart

 

[Marcusr88]

Trumps. Dunno how to play Poker, that would give you an unfair advantage

By unfair you mean you'd get naked........so I think its a win win situation for the both of us.

 

[Marcusr88]

You aint wearing any....only a towel

Well then, your just trying to get into my towel

Doesn't have the same effect, but nevertheless you want me naked

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

By unfair you mean you'd get naked........so I think its a win win situation for the both of us.

It takes more than a game of cards to get me naked