The Art of Getting Lit Laid
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LegendInMyOwnMind
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My health and residence in a nursing home preclude new IRL relationships. I have an online friend here on Lit, but I don't see the relationship going beyond that. (She is welcome to prove me wrong, though that would surprise me.)
I yearn for an online friendship that can grow into more.
I yearn for an online friendship that can grow into more.
Hornymwtxn
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Well you are staying active and letting it be known your desires so who knows what may happen.
Keep trying and maybe something will come of it!
LegendInMyOwnMind
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Your mouth to God's ears, my friend. I want to find the right one, and slowly work together towards something beautiful.
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As someone that is not looking for a "special connection", this thread has been an interesting read.
Shygentleman2
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We're glad you've found our ramblings interesting!
Hornymwtxn
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Glad you have enjoyed reading the thread as I have always enjoyed reading your posts on various threads!
Hornymwtxn
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Welcome to the thread!Good morning. Casual flirting in the morning does help you wake up, especially helpful during this cold weather. Thought I would lighten the mood this morning. Yes I am a morning person.
And I also enjoy reading the posts here
Hopefully there is something here for everyone to have some fun and maybe see things from a different perspective due to the diversity of the participants in the thread.
LeSabreur
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The flirtations here are wonderful, and serve as (as another Litster recently pointed out) a powerful aphrodisiac. Now, I'm not sure that I need such a thing, but it's definitely spice for the exciting fun that is constantly running through my mind.
Another thing that has surprised and delighted me has been the effects of my participation here on my wife's libido. With my arousal being driven off the high end of the dial and with wonderful conversations that I have enjoyed with some of you, my focus on pleasing and serving my wife...my queen, my mistress...has given rise to renewed openness between us, particularly with regard to sexuality. I cannot overemphasize how influential my participation here has been on reviving our sex life!
Of course, I would certainly love to connect in real life with some of you, but I have already been "getting laid" a hell of a lot more thanks to Lit!
Another thing that has surprised and delighted me has been the effects of my participation here on my wife's libido. With my arousal being driven off the high end of the dial and with wonderful conversations that I have enjoyed with some of you, my focus on pleasing and serving my wife...my queen, my mistress...has given rise to renewed openness between us, particularly with regard to sexuality. I cannot overemphasize how influential my participation here has been on reviving our sex life!
Of course, I would certainly love to connect in real life with some of you, but I have already been "getting laid" a hell of a lot more thanks to Lit!
JessForFun37
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I had been working on a close connection here. Shortly after exchanging pleasantries, erotic personal pictures. Start chat Great chat but …… the next step was for her to beg me for $50 gift card. Cation everyone b
Shygentleman2
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Unfortunately those exist here too...caution is definitely a must. There are wonderful people here to and I can attest to that. Hopefully your next encounter involves one of those!
Hornymwtxn
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On a different adult website I had a nice conversation and they tried to convince me they were an investment banker.
Guess they thought I would give them money to manage.
Told them I was poor and can't get blood out of a turnip. They never replied after that.
Shygentleman2
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That was so kind of them to offer sex and financial services. Lol.
Hornymwtxn
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I am trying to come up with a company name and slogan for that enterprise lol.
Service is our specialty at blow n snow.
JessForFun37
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Thank you. This is the greatest !
Hornymwtxn
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Good morning all.
I have been wondering about the etiquette of pm. Not the contents therein but of the sequence.
Should one always wait for a response before sending another message?
Is it ok if one party always has to initiate? Does it even matter?
I guess I am always worried about being a nuisance if I always have to initiate conversation.
I have been wondering about the etiquette of pm. Not the contents therein but of the sequence.
Should one always wait for a response before sending another message?
Is it ok if one party always has to initiate? Does it even matter?
I guess I am always worried about being a nuisance if I always have to initiate conversation.
Chicago Ken
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A long term online relationship has many parallels to a long term offline relationship. You need to genuinely like the other person. Although they can occasionally be a series of hot cyber/phone/whatever sex sessions, most have a significant amount of chatting about other stuff: work, friends, family, current events, etc. If you don't enjoy the company of the other person, it can be very difficult to make something last a long time.
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