The art of the handjob

I know most of the guys here have had some good handjobs by the ones they love. What about the bad ones. The girls who think they are trying to land a space shuttle on a steep incline. The girls who feel like they are holding sandpaper. Or worse yet the handjob of shame.

Ladies this thread isnt to insult your performances. You know as well as we do that it takes time to acquire the skills to do the job as well as you do it now. So feel free to share your experiences.
My ex was shit at a handjob, an amazing fuck, but literally went for it like she was shaking a spray can, her hand was a blur, no style, just go at it 100mph, her blowjobs were the same, she obviously thought speed was best. It was like watching a woodpecker go down on you. She wouldn't take a load in her mouth, but her pussy was so tight....

Luckily my wife is fantastic at oral and will play for hours.
 
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