The Ask Homburg's Cock™ Thread

[UnderYourSpell]

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej !!!!! hugs n slobbery kisses

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hi sweet thing!

You are well, I trust.

Myself, I am having a stunningly fine life at the moment.

Think the Cock will mind me snogging you for a while in His thread? I hear he actually likes hot grrrl on grrrl action...

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

So glad to see you that you can do anything your warped little heart desires!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

So glad to see you that you can do anything your warped little heart desires!

Awwww. Je t'adore aussi, dolly. I'm hiding from inventory this afternoon. That's the only time of year when it truly, truly sucks to sell beads for a living...

*pervs on your av*

I find I'm entirely too happy these days to spend much time on line, cause I'd just be all smug and shit. Quite preoccupied with the new toy. It's all I can think about lately.

And you, how are you, sugartits?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

ok I guess I have been doing that Survivor poem thing but ground to a halt now ....... Ron has his Op in 3 days time so may have something to do with my frame of mind. Glad you're being kept 'busy' !

 

[unpredictablebijou]

ok I guess I have been doing that Survivor poem thing but ground to a halt now ....... Ron has his Op in 3 days time so may have something to do with my frame of mind. Glad you're being kept 'busy' !

heh. indeed.

I could just come in here once a day and put up a 5-point post that says, "I'm so hysterical about this boy it's just stupid" and then log off.

Actually, I have, sorta.

But anyway. Remind me about Ron's thing; I've been out of touch. I'll light candles for y'all.

*does acolyte-type things like lighting candles and oiling the various statues and stroking the sacred icons in penance for madly hijacking the thread*

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He's having a skin cancer removed from his face I've told him the scar won't spoil his good looks and will make him quite dashing in a pirate kind of way!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

He's having a skin cancer removed from his face I've told him the scar won't spoil his good looks and will make him quite dashing in a pirate kind of way!

some very sexy men have had scars.

I read a quote once by J.D. Salinger, describing his happiest moment as a writer. He said it was when he was about ten, and he wrote a story in which every single character had a Heidelberg dueling scar, including the dog.

He will be quite handsome, I'm sure.

Come to think of it, Dear HOMBURG'S COCK:

aside from decorative scarification and purposeful stuff, do you think regular, accidental-type scars are detractions to beauty, or a non-issue, or do you find they add appeal in the beloved? I have this nick on my thigh where a lamp fell on me when I was eighteen and being tied up for the first time... Had to get 8 stitches. I've always been a little self-conscious about it.

but I find myself rather fond of the scars on other people. Not in a fetishy way, really, but as part of their story.

And does your Homburg have any interesting scars? Bet he does...

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

How did you explain that at the ER?!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

How did you explain that at the ER?!!

I tried just saying that a light fixture fell on me, which was basically true, but all my college roommates who were at the ER with me were laughing so much I think the doc was quite suspicious. It was 4 am, which didn't help. Since that was my first experience with being tied up, I've been just a teency bit hinky about bondage ever since.

The only other time I had to get stitches was the day I learned that glass-cutting was probably not going to be a good career choice for me...

bj

 

[Homburg]

Oh Most Moist and Meaty Magnificent Manufacturer of Meaningful Mantras,

Never let it be said that I won't at least return occasionally to annoy you by bumping this thread.

Ahem.

And I do have a serious question.

I am problematically happy these days. It is the most hilarious sort of irony to finally have someone in my life who offers himself joyfully as a sacrifice to my bad moods and annoyances, to let me "take it out on him," and to be made so blissful by his presence that nothing annoys me any more.

heh. So I'm going back to "how Doms are wired" and thinking about the various desires and priorities of the dominant personality. If You were to talk about the Mind that serves You and how it is wired, what would you say were the typical hot buttons, the motivations that drive the Dom mindset and that create the relatively harsh scenes and stimuli you most enjoy?

on my knees in perpetual veneration,

bj

My Cock: My initial impulse is to chide you for showing insufficient class and breeding by complaining about being altogether too happy in these dark times, but, honestly, I would not give a toss either were I in such a dubious predicament. Feel free to gripe about your sufficion of joy, and let the rest see you as an example of light shining in the shadow of economic despair. Refuse to be bent to societal doldrums, brava.

As to your question, it has to do with many factors. He enjoys quite a range of experiences, stimuli, images, etc. Whatever your particular bent is will determine the vignettes that serve your interests the best. As an example, He likes certain types of noises. Various painful implements, sexual positions, techniques, movements, words, phrases, and looks elicit these noises. It takes something of an experimental mindset to discover what notes your new instrument is capable of, and what, and how, to press its' buttons to produce those notes.

There are also images that serve well to stoke the inner fires, and those might involve color, physical condition, smell, sweat, movement, position, etc. There may be a particular item of interest at that moment, and the itch will not be scratched without it.

Precisely, thanks, HC. I don't usually plan things out to the nth degree. That sort of pre-plotted certainty ruins discovery, improvisation, and the many characteristics of a good scene. I usually find some singular aspect that I wish to see/feel/taste/etc, and build from there as I see fit.

And I do NOT serve Him. We have an AGREEMENT.

You people...

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Think the Cock will mind me snogging you for a while in His thread? I hear he actually likes hot grrrl on grrrl action...

bj

My Cock: Carry on. Never let it be said that I am inhospitable. *watches*

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Come to think of it, Dear HOMBURG'S COCK:

aside from decorative scarification and purposeful stuff, do you think regular, accidental-type scars are detractions to beauty, or a non-issue, or do you find they add appeal in the beloved? I have this nick on my thigh where a lamp fell on me when I was eighteen and being tied up for the first time... Had to get 8 stitches. I've always been a little self-conscious about it.

but I find myself rather fond of the scars on other people. Not in a fetishy way, really, but as part of their story.

And does your Homburg have any interesting scars? Bet he does...

bj

My Cock: It depends. I once saw a phrase on a shirt that was apt. "Tattoos are just like scars, except without the interesting story." Some scars can detract, some are neutral, and some actually add to appearance by visually spicing up an otherwise blase area. Personally, so long as it does not hamper function, and does not heavily disrupt the overall appearance of the person, I am unbothered by scars. And some scars, usually the purposefully obtained ones, as actively highly attractive. I can think of a few scars that I find highly appealing indeed.

MIS has a scar from the insertion of her heart monitor. It is in a relatively visible place (it can be seen when she wears a tank top). I don't find it to be intrusive at all. I know that she worries about it, and I tend to avoids touching it, as it is sensitive. Visually, it does not bother me. It is, as you say, just another part of her story.

viv and MIS both wear scars of a less than accidental nature, provided by yours truly. Those scars are just dead sexy in my eyes. Probably to be expected though, eh?

Scars on a man are an entirely different story. With the exception of effeminate men, I consider scars to be a visual enhancement in general. It bears connotation of experience, of life strongly lived. As to myself, I have born many a scar in my life. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your outlook, scars are a very impermanent thing with me. I used to have a very nice, very clear scar on the underside of my left forearm where a red-hot brass casing stuck to my skin and burnt in. It was ejected from a gun I was using to plink with, and I'd been rather enthusiastic, thus the temperature.

I loved that scar, both for its' clarity, and for the reminder of that perfect afternoon. I still remember it with perfect clarity, as it was a sunny North carolina afternoon in the fall. I was on my grandfather's farm, and was out in the back field plinking at paper plates and tin cans with a .22LR that my graddad had bought me the day before. I was probably ten or eleven, off by myself, and doing something I loved on the most beautiful fall day that I've probably ever seen. I didn't even feel the pain. I smelled something that, frankly, smelled rather tasty, and happened to see the glint of brass on my arm. I pulled the casing out of my skin and marvelled at the clean impression left. It didn't hurt (it never hurt, in fact) so I went right back to what I was doing.

Years later, I would remember that day whenever I noticed that brown mark. Sadly, it faded within about five years, much like all my scars. I don't think I could point to a scar on myself right now that was more than 4-5 years old. Fortunately (or not, again, depends on your viewpoint), I tend to provde new sources of tissue damage on a regular basis, so I doubt I'll ever be completely free of keloidal tissue.

 

[Homburg]

And I do NOT serve Him. We have an AGREEMENT.

My Cock: Keep. Dreaming.

Ahem.

 

[BiBunny]

Hiya, H. and HC. Haven't talked much to either of you lately, so I was just wondering how y'all were and what was going on.

 

[Homburg]

Hiya, H. and HC. Haven't talked much to either of you lately, so I was just wondering how y'all were and what was going on.

Walking pneumonia.

My Cock: So precious little going on.

Basically. Coughing, phlegm, and crappy voice are not conducive to being bad-ass dom-whatever. I live by the grace of maximum strength 12-hour mucinex, cough drops, and the occassional dalliance with scotch or tequila. Unfortunately, my taste in scotch currently outstrips my liquidity. Fonrtunately, however, the tequila I like is fairly cheap (Dos Dedos, now called Two Fingers, silver label. But if I could get Almondencia, wow, I would)

 

[BiBunny]

Walking pneumonia.

My Cock: So precious little going on.

Basically. Coughing, phlegm, and crappy voice are not conducive to being bad-ass dom-whatever. I live by the grace of maximum strength 12-hour mucinex, cough drops, and the occassional dalliance with scotch or tequila. Unfortunately, my taste in scotch currently outstrips my liquidity. Fonrtunately, however, the tequila I like is fairly cheap (Dos Dedos, now called Two Fingers, silver label. But if I could get Almondencia, wow, I would)

Bless your heart. I'm so sorry. I've been stuck with some kind of crap myself since basically Christmas, but I sincerely doubt it's as bad as walking pneumonia. Here's hoping you feel better soon and HC gets back to business as usual.

 

[Homburg]

Bless your heart. I'm so sorry. I've been stuck with some kind of crap myself since basically Christmas, but I sincerely doubt it's as bad as walking pneumonia. Here's hoping you feel better soon and HC gets back to business as usual.

My Cock: He is certainly not holding up His end of the Agreement.

Look here, I can't help the fact that I wandered into frikken pneumonia.

My Cock: Have I ever gotten sick, ill, or even under the weather?

Not a fair comparison and You know it.

My Cock: Well, I guess that I simply know more about disease prevention than you do.

Gee, let's see, in your case, the sum total of disease prevention is "Keep it wrapped."

My Cock: Yes, keep It wrapped, and stay away from children. Vicious little disease vectors.

Hey now, that's not why You stay away from childr-

My Cock: And? It works, does it not?

...

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[mylaceratedheart]

What an awesome thread.

Dear Homburg's Cock,

I'm sure your perpendicular cockiness gets asked this a lot but what advice do you have for a newbie female sub who's planning on meeting people from the net? I hope I can manage it without getting murdered but I must confess I'm very nervous about the whole thing. I'll probably forget a glaringly obvious safety measure and get myself mailed home in very small pieces.

Love and kisses

MLH

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Dear HC
I hope you don't mind that I love The Homb more than I do you (after all I don't know you or I am sure I would love you too!)

 

[Homburg]

What an awesome thread.

Dear Homburg's Cock,

I'm sure your perpendicular cockiness gets asked this a lot but what advice do you have for a newbie female sub who's planning on meeting people from the net? I hope I can manage it without getting murdered but I must confess I'm very nervous about the whole thing. I'll probably forget a glaringly obvious safety measure and get myself mailed home in very small pieces.

Love and kisses

MLH

My Cock: There have been chapters written on this very topic, and it is largely impossible to sum it up in a few words. I will list some useful safety measure, but will still need you to go forth and do your research. If you use the search function here, you will find all sorts of useful information.

References - If possible, get references. This may be difficult if you are not local to the person, but it is still helpful. Even if it is just references vis a vis personality, how past relationships went, etc.

Safecall - This is where you have a person waiting on a call from you while you are there. Set a time into the meet for a pre-arranged call, and an innocuous phrase that the person will recognise as you are okay. If that phrase is not said in the conversation, your safecall person is to call the police and send them to your location. Your safecall should be armed beforehand with the address where you ar emeeting, phone numbers, names and descriptions. Basically as much info as you can offer. This may save, or at least give the police a good place to start looking.

Sex/play - Do not agree to either for the first meet. Both require (in most situations) privacy, and that is where Bad Things happen.

Location - Somewhere public and innocent is best, with good lighting and enough people around that a scream or struggle would be quickly noticed.

Transportation - If possible, drive yourself. You can rent a car.

It may sound paranoid, but you are meeting (I assume) someone who gets their jollies off on pain, bondage, torture, etc. While many people into such things are perfectly nice and worthwhile, not everyone is. Set your safety precautions with the predators in mind.

If you have specific questions, post it here or PM. Happy to help as best as possible. Anyone else with advice is welcome to chime in. While I've done it, I dont make a habit of meeting people from the internet (not counting purely social things like Litogethers).

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Dear HC
I hope you don't mind that I love The Homb more than I do you (after all I don't know you or I am sure I would love you too!)

My Cock: While Stupidity is terminal, Ignorance is a treatable condition. You have not experienced Me. You are merely ignorant. You are forgiven.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

My Cock: There have been chapters written on this very topic, and it is largely impossible to sum it up in a few words. I will list some useful safety measure, but will still need you to go forth and do your research. If you use the search function here, you will find all sorts of useful information.

References - If possible, get references. This may be difficult if you are not local to the person, but it is still helpful. Even if it is just references vis a vis personality, how past relationships went, etc.

Safecall - This is where you have a person waiting on a call from you while you are there. Set a time into the meet for a pre-arranged call, and an innocuous phrase that the person will recognise as you are okay. If that phrase is not said in the conversation, your safecall person is to call the police and send them to your location. Your safecall should be armed beforehand with the address where you ar emeeting, phone numbers, names and descriptions. Basically as much info as you can offer. This may save, or at least give the police a good place to start looking.

Sex/play - Do not agree to either for the first meet. Both require (in most situations) privacy, and that is where Bad Things happen.

Location - Somewhere public and innocent is best, with good lighting and enough people around that a scream or struggle would be quickly noticed.

Transportation - If possible, drive yourself. You can rent a car.

It may sound paranoid, but you are meeting (I assume) someone who gets their jollies off on pain, bondage, torture, etc. While many people into such things are perfectly nice and worthwhile, not everyone is. Set your safety precautions with the predators in mind.

If you have specific questions, post it here or PM. Happy to help as best as possible. Anyone else with advice is welcome to chime in. While I've done it, I dont make a habit of meeting people from the internet (not counting purely social things like Litogethers).

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My Cock: While Stupidity is terminal, Ignorance is a treatable condition. You have not experienced Me. You are merely ignorant. You are forgiven.

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Dear Masterful One
Does the man have pet names for you i.e willy wonka, percy, etc ?

 

[Homburg]

Dear Masterful One
Does the man have pet names for you i.e willy wonka, percy, etc ?

My Cock: This question has already been answered. Check the FAQ.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh if only I had the time to read all your thread ..... I'm doing the poetry survivor thing. You should do it too I am sure you could wax lyrical given half a chance a cock of your standing!

 

[Homburg]

Oh if only I had the time to read all your thread ..... I'm doing the poetry survivor thing. You should do it too I am sure you could wax lyrical given half a chance a cock of your standing!

My Cock: I will leave poetry to you and the evil grand vizier. I have had my taste of it, and that was sufficient.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

My Cock: I will leave poetry to you and the evil grand vizier. I have had my taste of it, and that was sufficient.

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Someone call me?

Hi HC!

Did I hear you mention at one point that there was a poetry thread of some sort here in the BDSM area?

bj