The Beast's Castle...

Ma chère mademoiselle @LadyLascivious1 . It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite to relax. Let us pull up a chair as the Beast's Castle proudly presents... your birthday.

Ladies, gentlemen, denizens of my castle (and you freeloaders here just to eat my food, drink my booze, and use my pool - I see you there). I cordially invite you to eat my food, drink my booze and use my pool as we celebrate our dear lady's latest solar orbit cycle.

Clothing is optional, as always.
 
Sorry! I've been holed up in the castles kitchen cooking. There's Jalapeño Cheddar bread, Hungarian Mushroom Soup on the stove top, and chocolate chunk cookies cooling on the counter top. Oh, There's the kettle..
That sounds amazing and reminds me that I really need to eat dinner!

Thank you for cooking :)
I’ll trade you my jalapeño cheddar bread for your mushroom soup….🤭
 
Thank you for cooking :)

That sounds amazing and reminds me that I really need to eat dinner!


I’ll trade you my jalapeño cheddar bread for your mushroom soup….🤭
If Beasty prefers something more hearty, the Jalapeño Cheddar toasts up nicely and there's some honey ham still in the refrigerator. I could make a toasted ham and cheese.
 
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