SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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Probably still better than my maple syrup with corn flavor.Nah…. The corn syrup with maple flavor….
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Probably still better than my maple syrup with corn flavor.Nah…. The corn syrup with maple flavor….
I didn't know you were in Finland, Strix. Hope the weather is perfect there, even with snow still on the ground.Good day from snowy Finland!
Not as snowy as it ought to be as this winter is warmer than it ought to be, but still white on the ground. At least here.
May your farts be loud and lingering.‘Sup
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your neither regions… and, ya know, trex arms
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I can up the kid thing…. May every child you come in contact with bear every plague from daycare, but never get sick themselves.Oh, hey everyone. So good to see you all!
May every book you ever read be missing the last ten pages. May every child you come into contact with physically flinch at your appearance without you ever discovering why.
Have a wonderful day, everybody!
Nah. The problem with wishing that on people as a joke is that it already happens.I can up the kid thing…. May every child you come in contact with bear every plague from daycare, but never get sick themselves.
That would be why I'm home from work todayNah. The problem with wishing that on people as a joke is that it already happens.
100% of the time.
Luckily not all melted away despite a longish warmer period, now it's freezing again as it should in February.I didn't know you were in Finland, Strix. Hope the weather is perfect there, even with snow still on the ground.
Ugh. Keep the freezing to yourself. I've been ready for Spring since the day after Christmas.Luckily not all melted away despite a longish warmer period, now it's freezing again as it should in February.
I very much prefer freezing over miserable 0...+5 and high humidity and slushy ground for weeks. Because we won't get anything warmer until end of March anyway.Ugh. Keep the freezing to yourself. I've been ready for Spring since the day after Christmas.
Sorry not me ( I wish I could though!)I just heard the doorbell ring....
Naaà, it can't be...
Be careful on slippery roadsSorry not me ( I wish I could though!)
I AM on the road though -day 1 of our 3 week roadie!

No. Littering is always bad. Find a trash can!Alliteration is unbelievably hot. Smiles . Thanks Lindi.
It’s always an option!!
Is the being covered in maple syrup and licked clean option still available? Hold the ants and the hairy belly please!![]()
What am I missing hereUmm, you might want to double-check your settings...
May your farts be loud and lingering.
Less Lord of the Flies, more Trailer Park BoysThis is what happens when @lindi_85 leaves is to fend for ourselves…. It turns in Lord of the Flies. Lol
Duuuuuude… you need to get laidOh, hey everyone. So good to see you all!
May every book you ever read be missing the last ten pages. May every child you come into contact with physically flinch at your appearance without you ever discovering why.
Have a wonderful day, everybody!
You… don’tI can up the kid thing…. May every child you come in contact with bear every plague from daycare, but never get sick themselves.
Ooo oooo ooooHey @Rj_1954
Bet you can't guess where I am right this moment...
Ta ThomasAlliteration is unbelievably hot. Smiles . Thanks Lindi.
This is bringing up some childhood shit that I thought I’d suppressed lolI hope you all have a hole in your sock that your big toe gets stuck in….