The best pick up line...

[Trouble_maker]

Ok this started out as one of my questions in a previous thread, but since it would only be answered by a couple people at most I thought I'd start this thread and hear from the rest of Lit as to what the best pick up line they've (personally) ever heard was. Now I'm not looking to hear the cheesiest...actually yeah! Let's do both, first the best and then the worst. So I guess I'll start.

Best: "hi, I can actually get fired for this...but if I gave you my number would you call me?"

Worst: "how much does a polar bear weigh?...enough to break the ice, I'm leelee"

 

[Trouble_maker]

Come on...no ones got any?

 

[Trouble_maker]

Bump!

Let's try this again.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I've got five minutes to kill and you seem almost worth doing.

 

[mywife4othermen]

Ok this started out as one of my questions in a previous thread, but since it would only be answered by a couple people at most I thought I'd start this thread and hear from the rest of Lit as to what the best pick up line they've (personally) ever heard was. Now I'm not looking to hear the cheesiest...actually yeah! Let's do both, first the best and then the worst. So I guess I'll start.

Best: "hi, I can actually get fired for this...but if I gave you my number would you call me?"

Worst: "how much does a polar bear weigh?...enough to break the ice, I'm leelee"

"Hello Darling. Do you fuck?"

"Not 'till you came along, you smooth-talking bastard".