The BITCH Thread <S>

bozinka said:
Fucked, did someone get fucked - oh wait, definately NOT me... LOL

Good morning fellow bitches...

Ooh, and Batch - I had the same freakin' kinda thing happen, and trust me, I was pissed. Probably shouldn't go into the details here... but lets just say, he was an ass and hit me with a sneak attack that totally pissed me off.... I even went of Lit for a few days.... to cool off... LOL! And even now, when he isn't avoiding me... which I don't understand - what is it with men... they can't just say, ooh, I don't think that part of this is working, but let's still talk, or even, hey, I don't even want to talk anymore. No, they have to tell ya "oh, yes, everything cool, missed ya, just been busy" but never talk to you... sure, whatever. I too have backed way off - they can approach me.... or f*** off right now....

Ooh, but I digress....

Silk - those are some hilarious cards.... where can I get a bastard card!!! LOL

Arden - nope, I have barely run into you at all on here.... but there are a couple, in particular... all those who always are feeling the need to "leave Lit" over something.... then NEVER go.... errrr
OH I have seen that site somewheres,stay-tuned....I will post it soon....if FS doesn't beat me to it.....
 
drama

As much as I love bitching and playing around with the revenge idea, it is not within me to pursue it beyond the admission of the hurt I felt, the pain it caused, and the anger. I can not and will not reveal that ASS's name.... for it would be of no use. It is done and now is passing beyond me. I learned a great deal from this experience. It is not for me to pass judgement on his soul. I leave that to the higher forces in the Universe. This is a good thing to have learned.
I will of course bitch about it on occasion and about other things. But I am not a vindictive woman.

A Bitch a times, hell yes, but I will not use my powers for Evil, at least not today.
For there is always tomorrow...
yet I feel still some hesitating about the knowing of his two nicknames and this helplessness about what if anything can be done.
 
Well, I'm a total bitch but I hear the mega bitch is hanging out over in the bdsm thread.

It's true, it's true!
 
Re: drama

Batchoohus said:
As much as I love bitching and playing around with the revenge idea, it is not within me to pursue it beyond the admission of the hurt I felt, the pain it caused, and the anger. I can not and will not reveal that ASS's name.... for it would be of no use. It is done and now is passing beyond me. I learned a great deal from this experience. It is not for me to pass judgement on his soul. I leave that to the higher forces in the Universe. This is a good thing to have learned.
I will of course bitch about it on occasion and about other things. But I am not a vindictive woman.

A Bitch a times, hell yes, but I will not use my powers for Evil, at least not today.
For there is always tomorrow...
yet I feel still some hesitating about the knowing of his two nicknames and this helplessness about what if anything can be done.

Ah, and that I totally understand. I can be vindictive, but that's not always a good thing. I can also take the higher road though, as you are doing, and I applaud you for it!!
 
Hi LitBitches :)

I admire you Batch....and sympathize with the dilemma of wanting to tell or warn others.

I few years ago, some friends of mine and I started a MMVB club (Mean malicious vindictive bitches). We never did anything along those lines, but we did sit around drinking beer and eating pizza fantasizing about what we would like to do :devil:

Not much point in mentioning it.....but it brought a fond, if not slightly evil, smile to my face LOL
 
Mysticcal said:
Hi LitBitches :)

I admire you Batch....and sympathize with the dilemma of wanting to tell or warn others.

I few years ago, some friends of mine and I started a MMVB club (Mean malicious vindictive bitches). We never did anything along those lines, but we did sit around drinking beer and eating pizza fantasizing about what we would like to do :devil:

Not much point in mentioning it.....but it brought a fond, if not slightly evil, smile to my face LOL

ooh, but it's always the most fun just talking about it.. amazing how many ways my friends and I came up with to sever a cheating ex's member... but of course, would never dream of doing it... LOL

Ooh, is that too graphic....
 
bozinka said:
ooh, but it's always the most fun just talking about it.. amazing how many ways my friends and I came up with to sever a cheating ex's member... but of course, would never dream of doing it... LOL

Ooh, is that too graphic....

LOL......not too graphic.....just brings Bobbitt to mind LOL
 
LOL mine was before her too......but I love how the name has become an action now.....most everyone knows what being Bobbitted means now
 
I'm 49% Bitchy and 88% sexy....<giggles>

and I think I was very honest.... ;)

soft kisses,
whspr:kiss: :kiss:
 
Hi Girls!

I've made the observation that most of the Bitches here wear sexy lingerie. I wonder what Freud would have to say. Not that I give a flying f***.

Maybe we ought to have a "Friday Night Bitch Lingerie Show"!
What do all of you think? Lots of AV's out there - Gosh, I just noticed something... I'd need a damn body!

Bozinka, glad I've had the opportunity to meet you here. You are one of the funniest Lit Chicks I've met!

Batch, hang in there.

:rose:
 
BITCHES?

Sorry ladies, most of you in here aren't living up to your promise.

I came here to this thread expecting to hear lots of bitching. The start was good - everyone claiming that they were the biggest bitch of all and that this thread was for them. But then everyone seemed to be way to nice - not bitchy at all (apart from the Bobbitt planners who seem to want to cut guys cocks off!).

Anyway, all of you should stop pretending :D

It's obvious that the bitches of this world just aren't what they used to be.

Love to you all though. Maybe this inflammatory post will spark the bitchy side in a few of you. I hope so! ;)
 
Re: BITCHES?

Amazing_One said:
Sorry ladies, most of you in here aren't living up to your promise.

I came here to this thread expecting to hear lots of bitching. The start was good - everyone claiming that they were the biggest bitch of all and that this thread was for them. But then everyone seemed to be way to nice - not bitchy at all (apart from the Bobbitt planners who seem to want to cut guys cocks off!).

Anyway, all of you should stop pretending :D

It's obvious that the bitches of this world just aren't what they used to be.

Love to you all though. Maybe this inflammatory post will spark the bitchy side in a few of you. I hope so! ;)

Ooooh, I'll bite!

Oh my, Amazing_One.
We're not bitchy enough for you?
Ok then, who the fuck are you anyhow?
Where is your bitching at? (I don't see any)
You call this post inflammatory? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweetie, you used smilie faces!

Ok, now, get your ass back here and BITCH!

:p :devil: :p
 
Re: Re: BITCHES?

Arden said:
Ooooh, I'll bite!

Oh my, Amazing_One.
We're not bitchy enough for you?
Ok then, who the fuck are you anyhow?
Where is your bitching at? (I don't see any)
You call this post inflammatory? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweetie, you used smilie faces!

Ok, now, get your ass back here and BITCH!

:p :devil: :p

heheehehehe
 
Bitch bitch bitch bitch that's what I've been doing all night and It hasn't gotten me anywhere.
:rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: BITCHES?

Arden said:
Ooooh, I'll bite!

Oh my, Amazing_One.
We're not bitchy enough for you?
Ok then, who the fuck are you anyhow?
Where is your bitching at? (I don't see any)
You call this post inflammatory? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweetie, you used smilie faces!

Ok, now, get your ass back here and BITCH!

:p :devil: :p
\

Oh god, Arden - thank you... you replied to that so perfectly!

See, dear Amazing_One... I think a true bitch knows when to let loose, and when that talent should be set aside for a bit, when we'd just be wasting breath. It'd kill us to be the bitches we are all the time..... It takes a lot of energy and skill.... LOL!

And trust me, catch me on a bad time, or a touchy subject, and I'll bitch your freakin' ear off.....
 
Arden said:
Hi Girls!

I've made the observation that most of the Bitches here wear sexy lingerie. I wonder what Freud would have to say. Not that I give a flying f***.

Maybe we ought to have a "Friday Night Bitch Lingerie Show"!
What do all of you think? Lots of AV's out there - Gosh, I just noticed something... I'd need a damn body!

Bozinka, glad I've had the opportunity to meet you here. You are one of the funniest Lit Chicks I've met!

Batch, hang in there.

:rose:

Freud... hmm, would no doubt come up with something about lingerie being tied to our inner sexuality and that we are all.... well, shit... I never studied Freud so what the hell do I know.... There goes my joke....

All right - Friday Night Bitch Lingerie Show - hmm, I have a few things for that.... Bras at least... LOL.... I don't wear lingerie... just gets in the way with my boyfriend in the afternoon quickies... And H doesn't enjoy it, so what's the point.... JOKE!!! But I'm game, does my current AV count, or should I switch?

And darn - Arden - you called me funny... that's a ton of pressure to live up to now, you know. Aaaargh! I must be witty and charming at all times on here, and now funny... oh and bitchy... what next....


BATCH - how ya doin'?
 
Re: The Art of Bitching

FinestSilk said:
"The Art of Bitching"
Bitching: (v)


Oh - this was too long to quote, but finally went back and read it - I love it!!! Especially the creative ways to bitch.... and things we bitch at.... yes, my computer can be a big one!! And other drivers.... wanna hear something scary.... the other day, I had to speed a little to pass someone to get into their lane, because there were cars behind and I needed to turn that way - he wouldn't slow down.... and so I do it, get home, park - and as I'm walking up my driveway.... he pulls in - he'd followed me, a single woman (okay, not single, but he didn't know that) home.... just to yell at me about speeding in a school zone! Errr!

Which I only had to do because he was speeding too.... and how about the safety of following a single woman home... oh, if only I'd had a can of mace right about then.... Ooh, but I digress....

How about we share creative names we have come up with to call people... LOL...

I think one of my faves was "a two bit whore who still couldn't get any...."

Anyone, anyone....
 
bozinka said:
Freud... hmm, would no doubt come up with something about lingerie being tied to our inner sexuality and that we are all.... well, shit... I never studied Freud so what the hell do I know.... There goes my joke....

All right - Friday Night Bitch Lingerie Show - hmm, I have a few things for that.... Bras at least... LOL.... I don't wear lingerie... just gets in the way with my boyfriend in the afternoon quickies... And H doesn't enjoy it, so what's the point.... JOKE!!! But I'm game, does my current AV count, or should I switch?

And darn - Arden - you called me funny... that's a ton of pressure to live up to now, you know. Aaaargh! I must be witty and charming at all times on here, and now funny... oh and bitchy... what next....


BATCH - how ya doin'?

how am I doing?
I opened my mouth adn actually bitched at my H...
hahaha!
and then he hung up.........HUZZA!!!

You Dickless Mother Fucker is my favorite.
 
Aha! I found a thread that may suit my bitchiest moments very well. Mind if I join ya'll?

SW

Oh, moronic fucktard is my favorite bitchy name to call people who truly get on my last bitchy nerve.
 
SaucyWench said:
Aha! I found a thread that may suit my bitchiest moments very well. Mind if I join ya'll?

SW

Oh, moronic fucktard is my favorite bitchy name to call people who truly get on my last bitchy nerve.

Welcome to our Motley and Fine Crew!!!
Please join us...
 
Manhunter said:
AH-HA

I see yaya bitches here;)

Yes - Yaya bitches... unite...

OMG - that was stupid! But yes, think this is a thread with a bit of overlap - no problem with that....

Good to see you again, MH
 
SaucyWench said:
Aha! I found a thread that may suit my bitchiest moments very well. Mind if I join ya'll?

SW

Oh, moronic fucktard is my favorite bitchy name to call people who truly get on my last bitchy nerve.

Hmm, that's a new one... I like, I like...

So, now, if we were truly bitches we'd say yes, we mind if you join - but then if you were truly a bitch, you'd then tell us to f* off and hang out anyway - so shall we skip the pleasantries and just say welcome?



Batch - yes, it can be pretty bad when my bitchiness creeps into r/l, with my H. Whooeee, look out gals, he can be a bigger bitch than I!!! I like you little name too - see just needed to expand my repetoire.... forgive the spelling... LOL
 
Bitch Bitch Bitchhhhhhhhhhh, whew, ok got that out of my system.

Great responses Arden and bozinka.....that satisfied my need to bitch, you both summed up my thoughts on that post beautifully.

I love the Lingerie Night idea.....have some I would love to model.

Thinking of the cusses I use.....nothing creative...but lots of great hand signals.

And one question for all.....I find with my real bitchy (and I mean that respectfully) friends, we tend to not direct it at each other....could get ugly otherwise LOL anyone find this to be true?
 
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