The Bordello

IrishWolfhound said:
Hello Madame...

Anyone on your staff who can take a lonely poet & story writer in hand and teach him to be an adequate lover?

I was thinking of a tall slender blonde...long legs...brown eyes. Anyone like that available? Female, preferrably?

(BTW- I was looking at you AV and wondering who died?)

We have one like that I believe, look around for her.

As for her teaching you to be an adequate lover that is something that comes from within, others can teach you movement but if your soul is not in it then it is wasted effort.

As for the av......no one died, I like the image, if it offends you ....... don't look at it.
 
Georgia Girl said:
We have one like that I believe, look around for her.

As for her teaching you to be an adequate lover that is something that comes from within, others can teach you movement but if your soul is not in it then it is wasted effort.

As for the av......no one died, I like the image, if it offends you ....... don't look at it.

I think its a beautiful image. I was referring to a conversation in which you indicated you only wore black hose for a funeral.

And as for my soul...I think I gave that away to someone. So you are right, the girl will be a waste of time. Maybe just a cup of coffee.
 
IrishWolfhound said:
I think its a beautiful image. I was referring to a conversation in which you indicated you only wore black hose for a funeral.

And as for my soul...I think I gave that away to someone. So you are right, the girl will be a waste of time. Maybe just a cup of coffee.

For black hose, that is true.......but these are stockings......thats another matter all together.

Souls cannot be given away, only hearts.

Here's your coffee.
 
Georgia Girl said:
For black hose, that is true.......but these are stockings......thats another matter all together.

Souls cannot be given away, only hearts.

Here's your coffee.

I see. I always used the term hose interchangeably for any female leg attire. But yes, stockings and panyhose are quite different.

And souls and hearts are a deep topic for private conversations. Suffice that I take some issue with your analysis.

Thank you for the coffee.
 
I must be off.

I'll make room for the paying customers now.

Might I stop back later and chat? Not about hearts and souls, but about other things?

"Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
Of why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings"

Good night Lady D.
 
As for the av......no one died, I like the image, if it offends you ....... don't look at it. [/B][/QUOTE]

Once again you have found the exotic and erotic. I see two flowers tosavor here. One will require much more of attention than the other.

:kiss: :kiss:
 
waits2play said:
As for the av......no one died, I like the image, if it offends you ....... don't look at it.

Once again you have found the exotic and erotic. I see two flowers tosavor here. One will require much more of attention than the other.

:kiss: :kiss: [/B][/QUOTE]

Waits...Lady D has always had the finest selection of AV's. As I noted in my response, I like it. I was making a joke based on a long ago conversation.

And you are correct about the flowers, as well, my friend.
 
waits2play said:
Once again you have found the exotic and erotic. I see two flowers tosavor here. One will require much more of attention than the other.

:kiss: :kiss: [/B]

Please do savor them at your leisure. The aroma is divine and like honeysuckle there is a hint of sweetness on the stamin.
 
Georgia Girl said:
Please do savor them at your leisure. The aroma is divine and like honeysuckle there is a hint of sweetness on the stamin.

I never understood a man who didn't like the scent of flowers. I personally could bury my face in blossoms with great pleasure. If some of the scent lingers...all the better.

And Dawn is correct about the sweetness of the nectar. 10 million bees can't be wrong.
 
A treat for one and all

I've always been intrigued with ghosts and many bordello's have them, give this image time to load and wait and you should see the outline of a ghost over by the window.

Your opinion please
 
I think your ghost should be that of a young lady of the house. One who died tragically. Say...accidentally shot when she came between two clients who were fighting because they both fell in love with her.

Or the piano player (every good bordello has a piano player). That way we could have ghostly music every night.
 
IrishWolfhound said:
I never understood a man who didn't like the scent of flowers. I personally could bury my face in blossoms with great pleasure. If some of the scent lingers...all the better.

And Dawn is correct about the sweetness of the nectar. 10 million bees can't be wrong.

GG, a wise man with excellent taste. You've seduced two masters.
 
waits2play said:
GG, a wise man with excellent taste. You've seduced two masters.

Nahhh...I just work around here. It's part of my expanded duties from serving coffee over at Dawn's Cafe.
 
Georgia Girl said:
The piano player definately.

Ghostly music to sleep by.

We can have both. But I'm especially fond of the piano player, being part of the hired help here.
 
I'll start interviewing for ghosts tomorrow. I'll see if they will work for room & board. And as they never eat & take up no space...this won't cost much at all.
 
IrishWolfhound said:
Nahhh...I just work around here. It's part of my expanded duties from serving coffee over at Dawn's Cafe.


You're still a wise man with excellent taste. This bordello is not a bad place to work, as I said a wise man.
 
waits2play said:
You're still a wise man with excellent taste. This bordello is not a bad place to work, as I said a wise man.

I'd work any place where Dawn is. She's a good boss, and very easy on the eyes.

But more important...she's a good friend.
 
Waits...if yo8u are going to petal kiss, make sure you get them all. No half measures in this place.
 
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