The Braggers' Bonanza Thread

[intothewoods]

Fucker.

Due to my competitive nature, I will have to get something bigger, flashier or faster. Ducati? Yeah, that's the ticket. He'll be singing a different tune when I show up with a hot Italian between my legs.



Oh stop! (OK, just a little more and then, I'm serious, I might ask you to stop again).

Heh heh, good plan! I do like vespas though. They are so cute!

 

[Keroin]

Fucker.

Word.

Heh heh, good plan! I do like vespas though. They are so cute!

Cute, yes, but I've been riding a gutless 125cc scooter, (with no suspension, ow), for two years now and I'm ready for some serious horsepower.

 

[rida]

Today he took advantage of a situation to first off get exactly what he needed which in turn gave me what I have been craving for months but unable to get due to circumstances beyond either of our control. His ability to do exactly that, get me when I least expect it is exactly what attracted me to him in the first place.

All is right is the world

*nods*

Aren't they awesome? When we least expect it they just give us what we need. Or say what we need to hear.

Due to my competitive nature, I will have to get something bigger, flashier or faster. Ducati? Yeah, that's the ticket. He'll be singing a different tune when I show up with a hot Italian between my legs.

Did anybody rang? *battling eyelashes and adjusting suspensions*

Italians always win out.

 

[rida]

As for my personal bragging:

Hubby: I'm just so lucky to have him. Not only he loves me to pieces, he actually is supportive and helping me build my relationship with the Sadist. And for no other reason that he loves me and wants me to be happy

The Sadist: because he is honest. because he gets me. because he knows exactly how much and how to push it (actually he is kind of holding back at the moment ... but that is good ... don't want to get to the finish line too fast), because he is generous, because he is a "sweet bastard" and a "humble asshole", but mostly because he appreciate my choices of clothing, lingerie and shoes (and he can talk heels!!! lol )

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Oh stop! (OK, just a little more and then, I'm serious, I might ask you to stop again).

Did we negotiate a safeword for that?

 

[Homburg]

Yes, he's gone. I suppose I should have seen it coming when he started talking about Easy Rider.

Her name is "Honda". He brags that he rides her hard all day and she never gets tired.

Slut.

And being a Honda scoot, it's just not going to break down or leave him stranded like some clunky American or British product. You are doomed.


I have owned Suzuki, Kawasaki, and Honda products many times, and they've always been ten times more reliable than the equivalent American scoots in the family, or Brit bikes (no matter how much I lust after old Norton and Triumphs with a fiery passion in my loins) owned by folks I know. Japanese bikes just flat run better.

 

[Homburg]

My girls rock. They put up with me.

Full of win, both of them.

 

[MisterSir]

Yes, he's gone. I suppose I should have seen it coming when he started talking about Easy Rider.

Her name is "Honda". He brags that he rides her hard all day and she never gets tired.

Slut.

Liiiiiiittle tipsy, so I could be overlooking something really fucking obvious, but that guy's a dick and a dick who can't even brag well. Making a fucking pun about fucking (if it wasn't clear from the first "fucking") about her name is just shit and he should feel shit for it. What a bastard.

 

[Homburg]

Liiiiiiittle tipsy, so I could be overlooking something really fucking obvious, but that guy's a dick and a dick who can't even brag well. Making a fucking pun about fucking (if it wasn't clear from the first "fucking") about her name is just shit and he should feel shit for it. What a bastard.

Honda as in a Honda motorcycle.

Unless I'm reading it entirely too plainly.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Liiiiiiittle tipsy, so I could be overlooking something really fucking obvious, but that guy's a dick and a dick who can't even brag well. Making a fucking pun about fucking (if it wasn't clear from the first "fucking") about her name is just shit and he should feel shit for it. What a bastard.

Honda as in a Honda motorcycle.

Unless I'm reading it entirely too plainly.

Yeahhhhh, MS, you've had one or six too many... it's a bike. That's why I mentioned the gas mileage a few posts up.

 

[MisterSir]

Oh.
...I can salvage this.
Yeah, that's exactly what I mean? Who the fuck jokes about fucking their motorbike? What the fuck kinda fetish is that? Does he like getting soot and shit all over his dick as he humps the fucking exhaust pipe? And what about the fucking bike? People get all up in arms about animals and bestiality and consent, but where the fuck is the outrage when people try to fuck their modes of transport? Can a bike consent? MOTORCYCLES ARE PEOPLE TOO! YOU CAN'T HUG YOUR CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE! DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER! IT WAS HIS SLED! IT WAS HIS SLED!
There. I think that did the job

 

[rida]

Oh.
...I can salvage this.
Yeah, that's exactly what I mean? Who the fuck jokes about fucking their motorbike? What the fuck kinda fetish is that? Does he like getting soot and shit all over his dick as he humps the fucking exhaust pipe? And what about the fucking bike? People get all up in arms about animals and bestiality and consent, but where the fuck is the outrage when people try to fuck their modes of transport? Can a bike consent? MOTORCYCLES ARE PEOPLE TOO! YOU CAN'T HUG YOUR CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! IT'S PEOPLE! DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER! IT WAS HIS SLED! IT WAS HIS SLED!
There. I think that did the job

I think I just developed a crush ...

anyone has an antidote???

 

[Keroin]

And being a Honda scoot, it's just not going to break down or leave him stranded like some clunky American or British product. You are doomed.


I have owned Suzuki, Kawasaki, and Honda products many times, and they've always been ten times more reliable than the equivalent American scoots in the family, or Brit bikes (no matter how much I lust after old Norton and Triumphs with a fiery passion in my loins) owned by folks I know. Japanese bikes just flat run better.

I know, it's all so unfair!

My XR250 was the shit. I could ride that thing to hell and back and it would still purr like a kitten...a very large kitten, mind you, but a kitten nevertheless.

Liiiiiiittle tipsy, so I could be overlooking something really fucking obvious, but that guy's a dick and a dick who can't even brag well. Making a fucking pun about fucking (if it wasn't clear from the first "fucking") about her name is just shit and he should feel shit for it. What a bastard.

Nobody mention this to JM! Ack, used cars and now motorcycles, what kind of sicko am I?

Honda as in a Honda motorcycle.

Unless I'm reading it entirely too plainly.

Nope, you're not.

Yeahhhhh, MS, you've had one or six too many... it's a bike. That's why I mentioned the gas mileage a few posts up.

But he did provide me with my best laugh of the day, so it's all good.

 

[MisterSir]

I think I just developed a crush ...

anyone has an antidote???

Join the club. Apparently they've got jackets.

 

[Keroin]

Oh and I totally forgot to brag...

Chuck has very nice teeth. Oral hygiene is important to me.

 

[rida]

I know, it's all so unfair!

My XR250 was the shit. I could ride that thing to hell and back and it would still purr like a kitten...a very large kitten, mind you, but a kitten nevertheless.

I knew it.

I should have played my Japanese card ... not the Italian one.
They all talk about loving Italian design but ... let's admit it ... few can really afford it ...

 

[Keroin]

I knew it.

I should have played my Japanese card ... not the Italian one.
They all talk about loving Italian design but ... let's admit it ... few can really afford it ...

This is so true.

By the way, and this is not an insult, I love your occasional English grammar hiccups, Miss Rida. (Gosh I can only imagine how I sound in the various languages I've attempted to speak over the years!). This one, today, made me smile...

*battling eyelashes and adjusting suspensions*

(I know you meant "batting eyelashes and adjusting suspenders" but I like your version better ).

 

[Homburg]

I know, it's all so unfair!

My XR250 was the shit. I could ride that thing to hell and back and it would still purr like a kitten...a very large kitten, mind you, but a kitten nevertheless.

Thoroughly unfair. In a just world, he'd share Honda with you.

I still have some ongoing lust for the KLR650. Something about on-off enduros makes me happy. And those KTM Super Motard scoots make me all kinds of jibbly. Were I more insane, and willing to push the envelope more, a good super-moto would be what I would want to push it on. I just don't get into sport bikes.

Nobody mention this to JM! Ack, used cars and now motorcycles, what kind of sicko am I?

My kinda sicko. I'd let you borrow my car.

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I knew it.

I should have played my Japanese card ... not the Italian one.
They all talk about loving Italian design but ... let's admit it ... few can really afford it ...

Late 90's Ducati Monster Dark.

Damn. Sexy. Bike.

But I still love my japanese motorcycles. And I still have my first! It's a cute lil yellow Suzuki JR50, and it still runs! Twenty years in storage and it only took me about twenty minutes worth of general PM to get it running. That's some good engineering, sports fans.

--

And did I mention that both my girls are geeks? And how incredibly awesome that is?

Geek chicks are teh hawtness.

 

[Keroin]

Thoroughly unfair. In a just world, he'd share Honda with you.

I still have some ongoing lust for the KLR650. Something about on-off enduros makes me happy. And those KTM Super Motard scoots make me all kinds of jibbly. Were I more insane, and willing to push the envelope more, a good super-moto would be what I would want to push it on. I just don't get into sport bikes.

Well, that is something we've discussed but then there's the argument of who gets to drive her and who has to sit back and enjoy the ride. I make a lousy passenger.

I so want a trials bike but can't justify the expense at this point in time. But I LOVE the technical stuff. My XR could climb just about anything in first gear. So. Much. Fun.

My kinda sicko. I'd let you borrow my car.

And I'd bring my own duct tape!

 

[CurlyKat]

And did I mention that both my girls are geeks? And how incredibly awesome that is?

Geek chicks are teh hawtness.

Finding guys that appreciate the geeky and nerdy girls is definitely an awesome feeling, too.

 

[rida]

This is so true.

By the way, and this is not an insult, I love your occasional English grammar hiccups, Miss Rida. (Gosh I can only imagine how I sound in the various languages I've attempted to speak over the years!). This one, today, made me smile...




(I know you meant "batting eyelashes and adjusting suspenders" but I like your version better ).

Glad to hear that

I'm told I'm even funnier when I do that in Japanese ...



I was actually identifying with a two-wheeled hot device

 

[Homburg]

Well, that is something we've discussed but then there's the argument of who gets to drive her and who has to sit back and enjoy the ride. I make a lousy passenger.

I so want a trials bike but can't justify the expense at this point in time. But I LOVE the technical stuff. My XR could climb just about anything in first gear. So. Much. Fun.

Somehow I'm not surprised to hear that

The only time I've been a passenger on a bike was riding with my dad when I was too little to reach the controls, so I definitely sympathise there.

And I'd bring my own duct tape!

That worries me. Fortunately, I doubt you could get into too awful much trouble with my significantly underpowered front-wheel drive econobomb.

And, no, that's not a challenge. I'm talking comparatively versus if I had a Crown Vic or something similar.

 

[Cattypuss]

Today: He texted to ask how I was. I said not great (the wait for my biospy results is doing my head in and I seem to have lost the ability to live normally). He drove an hour to spend half an hour hugging me and half an hour walking my dog for me, then drove an hour to get back to where he needed to be.

 

[CurlyKat]

He indulges my sense of Aggie pride.

 

[CurlyKat]

He really does understand me more than anyone else I've ever met in my life. So this is what it feels like to be completely yourself around someone, all the time.