The Bridal Shower Thread

[SensualCealy]

Here are the rest of the photos!
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[shereads]

Here are the rest of the photos!
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I use mine to grind coffee beans.

 

[Edward Teach]

Girlz Wit clASS
by
Stup Dity


Here’s da four one one
Tellin you wha’sup
Lucky and vella
Get-tin all hitched up

Gonna tie that knot
Make it good and tight
Cause dey found each other
And it’s outta sight

Da match made in heaven
Started out on Lit
vella keeps ‘er laughin'
Lucky got big wits

(Chack -- cha chack-chack)
(Chack a chack –- cha chack-chack)

Congrats goin’ out
To two ladies wit class
I only hate that I won’t
Git none of that
Wedding cake​

Best of everything girlz!

Stup Dity

 

[shereads]

Girlz Wit clASS
by
Stup Dity


Here’s da four one one
Tellin you wha’sup
Lucky and vella
Get-tin all hitched up

Gonna tie that knot
Make it good and tight
Cause dey found each other
And it’s outta sight

Da match made in heaven
Started out on Lit
vella keeps ‘em laughin'
Lucky got big wits

(Chack -- cha chack-chack)
(Chack a chack –- cha chack-chack)

Congrats goin’ out
To two ladies wit class
I only hate that I won’t
Git none of that
Wedding cake​

Best of everything girlz!

Stup Dity

You are mos' smoove.

 

[Edward Teach]

You are mos' smoove.

Tha's da best compliment I had t'day!!

You da bomb girl!


Stup Dity

PS- Dem italics look good - I'm gonna go back an change to 'em!

 

[Guest]

Tha's da best compliment I had t'day!!

You da bomb girl!


Stup Dity

PS- Dem italics look good - I'm gonna go back an change to 'em!

HUGE SMILES!
Thank you, sweet Stup Dity... what a treat!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

btw, could you toss in a few pink flamingos? i know they're hard to find but they would go fab with the tires. ive also been looking into half bathtubs that i can turn on its side for the mother mary statue. perfection!

i love that chair! you did a wonderful job finding it and i just know that itll go with everything in the house!

Sher, fondue pots? we would love one in avacado color, please. one can never have too many fondue pots or crock pots either.

Sweetie? If we're not careful, FOX is going to want to make a reality show about us and our uniquely decorated trailer...

 

[sun_lover_61]

That term "bridal shower" always makes me think of "golden shower".

Sure, Ill give the bride a shower. Its not really my thing, but if she really wants it...who I am to refuse?

Seriously, best of luck to you - whoever you are.

SL61

 

[shereads]

[size=+12]A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF LUBE!!!!!!!![/size]

Tragic news. The tanker went down in the North Atlantic.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Tragic news. The tanker went down in the North Atlantic.

The HORROR!

Just kidding. Lube isn't overly high on our list of needs, though.

We could use a larger toy box, though. Or perhaps some more toys.

~lucky

 

[shereads]

:
We could use a larger toy box, though. Or perhaps some more toys.

~lucky

I know just the thing.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=12632124

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I know just the thing.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=12632124

Bitch! I fucking knew you were going to do that!

 

[SensualCealy]

Hey Lucky and Vella,

Snap-on has a huge wheely tool box with drawers, that would be perfect for a toy caddy. But wont the kids wonder why you keep the tool box in the bedroom? hmmmm you dont need those kinda questions! lol
C

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

To Vella and Lucky,

As usual, Vella and Lucky have, well, inspired me, yeah, that's it, I've been 'spired. So anyway, here's just what those two love birds will no doubt want to top the celebration of their great day.

http://www.designsbydorian.com/images/Flamingo_Cake_Top_bp.jpg

Best wishes.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Rumple! How'd you know of vella's penchant for plastic yard fowl?

I don't think we even planned on having a cake, but if we do, that topper will be a must have.



~lucky

 

[Black Tulip]

No doubt this classic tea service will go nicely with the flamingos on the cake.

http://www.voorhuisjuweliers.nl/html/collectie/zilverwerk/occasion/images/servies.jpg

I did google for a bridal cup, but that got me this:

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ch/chantelle-maestria-half-cup-underwired-bra.jpg

I don't want to sow dissent. LOL

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Not that the two of you need anything to spice up your life, but as you get older you may need assistance when it comes to different possitions.

I hope you like it, since it's from Ikea it took me a hell of a long time to put the damn thing together! (you guys are so worth every minute of it!)

I cant top the poems so I wont even try.

To two Golden friends SALUTE!!!
Love ya both,
C

I suppose they need that cos it's always dark in Scandinavia?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumple! How'd you know of vella's penchant for plastic yard fowl?

I don't think we even planned on having a cake, but if we do, that topper will be a must have.



~lucky

What sort of AH Patriarch would I be if I didn't know something like that?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lady_Kit]

No trailer would be complete without something in blocks in the front yard…Trust me on this one. Where I grew up our lawn ornaments all had concrete foundations and rusty license plates. So, heres a little something to go with the tires and pink flamingos

http://nsd.dyndns.org/MC/ducati%20stripped%20down.jpg

However, since I feel in love with Lucky during a story about bike ride I insist that she and Vella have matching bikes for those romantic rides.

http://www.gearheadgallery.com/gallery/motor%20cycle/748--996-Ducati.jpg

Vella, just in case you aren’t into bikes, think of it as a gas-powered vibrator that you can store in the garage and show the neighbors.

All the good wishes in the world ladies and my hopes for your eternal happiness.



Kit

P.S. If anyone would care to explain how to put images in the post instead of as links, I'd appreciate it.

 

[shereads]

KIT! KIT! KIT!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Lady Kit, famous roleplay floosie and Bridesmaid Extraordinaire.

This is an honor.

 

[Lady_Kit]

Sher, I'm the one honored and as always, charmed. Great thread darlin.

 

[shereads]

Did someone ask for flamingos? You're right. This wing-ding needs a theme.


Honeymoon attire:

For Vella -


http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingovella.jpg



For the Luckster -


http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingohat.jpg



For protection from harmful UV rays:


http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingofashion.jpg



Champagne glasses for the wedding toast:


http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingoware.jpg



Vella's Uncle Fenster after the third wedding toast:


http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingostud.jpg

 

[McKenna]

What to give two women who have it all?

I mean, you already have each other ... what could compare to that?

I wish you a lifetime of peace, enough wealth to live comfortably, and enough love to live happily.

Heartfelt congratulations to you both! (one for each of you!)

 

[Liar]

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingovella.jpg

Thank you, now where is my spork?

 

[shereads]

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingovella.jpg

Thank you, now where is my spork?

Rhymes with Bjork...Didn't she wear this to the Academy Awards a few years ago?