The Bridal Shower Thread

[Rumple Foreskin]

Honeymoon attire:

For Vella -

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingovella.jpg


For the Luckster -

http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flamingohat.jpg

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I'm still trying to figure out who should be the most offended.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

I'm still trying to figure out who should be the most offended.

Figuring that out is the basic purpose of human life.

 

[Guest]

ohmigod. i love this theme!
any way we can have grass skirts, flip flops, coconut bras, and do a clam bake too? Jimmy Buffet singing at the reception would be awesome.(i'd settle for someone playing the ukelele)
*do they make coconuts small enough for my breasts? or do you think anyone would notice if i stuffed?*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

do you think anyone would notice if i stuffed?*

I would.

How 'bout this, babe?
http://store1.yimg.com/I/flyyourflag_1841_685028163

and the duster...
http://www.flamingomania.com/images/misc/fm420.jpg

No Airstream Travel Trailer would be complete without one.

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

http://www.gearheadgallery.com/gallery/motor%20cycle/748--996-Ducati.jpg

Vella, just in case you aren’t into bikes, think of it as a gas-powered vibrator that you can store in the garage and show the neighbors.

All the good wishes in the world ladies and my hopes for your eternal happiness.



Kit

Yes! That's gotta be the best gift ever! Vella will definitely be on board with the gas-powered vibrator analogy.

So good to see you posting, and thanks for the wishes.

Vrooooooom!

~lucky

 

[Belegon]

there are two bikes there...

if Vella doesn't want one, you can keep the other one gassed up in the garage...I mean, if I am borrowing yours, I'm not breaking the promise I made to my mom about never owning one again...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

there are two bikes there...

if Vella doesn't want one, you can keep the other one gassed up in the garage...I mean, if I am borrowing yours, I'm not breaking the promise I made to my mom about never owning one again...

Vella's riding bitch, as I very much enjoy her arms wound about me, hanging onto me for dear life. You're welcome to the red one. The 748 is MINE! And, no harm no foul where your Mom's concerned. So where are we off to? Mulholland Drive or somewhere a little more sinister?

~lucky

 

[Belegon]

Vella's riding bitch, as I very much enjoy her arms wound about me, hanging onto me for dear life. You're welcome to the red one. The 748 is MINE! And, no harm no foul where your Mom's concerned. So where are we off to? Mulholland Drive or somewhere a little more sinister?

~lucky

I suspect you know who I'd talk into riding with me, as my wife would be scared to death...and since she has a promise to avoid breaking that letting me drive would avoid as well...

as to where? Mulholland is too L.A. We could head out 94 towards Campo, or if you know a good stretch your way? I mean, the bikes are in your garage...anything twisty enough for fun and with enough straights to open up a bit?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I suspect you know who I'd talk into riding with me, as my wife would be scared to death...and since she has a promise to avoid breaking that letting me drive would avoid as well...

as to where? Mulholland is too L.A. We could head out 94 towards Campo, or if you know a good stretch your way? I mean, the bikes are in your garage...anything twisty enough for fun and with enough straights to open up a bit?

Tail of the Dragon

US Hwy 129 at the Tennessee/North Carolina State Line

*drool*

And you'll get no arguments from us about your loverly passenger.


A poem...
BIKER IN THE BANK
(gone since 2001)
Here he lies with pistons
and crank
Burried up to his ass
In the face of this bank
He challenged the Dragon
to have some fun
As you can see, the Dragon won!!

Photo & Poem by Carl Cooper

 

[Belegon]

Tail of the Dragon

US Hwy 129 at the Tennessee/North Carolina State Line

*drool*

And you'll get no arguments from us about your loverly passenger.


A poem...
BIKER IN THE BANK
(gone since 2001)
Here he lies with pistons
and crank
Burried up to his ass
In the face of this bank
He challenged the Dragon
to have some fun
As you can see, the Dragon won!!

Photo & Poem by Carl Cooper

gawd, that looks like a blast...

 

[shereads]

Wedding Etiquette

The War on Terror doesn't take a rest just because of a wedding. Gentlemen, don't forget your light-up American flag lapel pins. If there is dancing, be considerate of other guests and avoid pins that require a heavy-duty extension cord.

Ladies, a patriotic gown can be every bit as feminine and elegant as your golf wardrobe:




http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/somethingspecial1.jpg


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If you are asked to be the Mistress of Ceremonies at a dinner in honor of the wedding couple, ask for clarification before taking the bullwhip out of mothballs. If you are uncertain about the nature of your role, avoid addressing other guests as, "you pathetic worm."




http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/parisconture.jpg


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If you are asked to be a member of the wedding party, set aside your aversion to pastels and be willing to dress according to the bridal couple's wishes. This is their special day, and as their friend you should be able to hide your resentment for a few hours. If your outfit is terribly original, don't worry. Chances are, the bride will be so radiant on her Big Day that most people will hardly notice what you're wearing.



http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/stlorient1.jpg


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Wedding planners beware. Too many open-bar receptions have been ruined by incidents like this one:



http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/ledans.jpg

 

[Lady_Kit]

Don't forget gowns for the brides maids!

http://bridal-gowns-cat.ioffer.com/img/stores/endtimes2010/endtimes2010-MIKE-BENET-FORMAL-SHINY-BALL-GREEN-GOWN-SZ-6-1.jpg

Nothing says love like a tacky dress...unfortnately, raspberry is no longer available in this style.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Well, what are the couple's "signature" colors? Maybe it's the same as Julia Roberts' character "Shelby" in Steel Magnolias, "bashful" and "blush"?

Rumple "color coordinated" Foreskin

 

[shereads]

Don't forget gowns for the brides maids!

http://bridal-gowns-cat.ioffer.com/img/stores/endtimes2010/endtimes2010-MIKE-BENET-FORMAL-SHINY-BALL-GREEN-GOWN-SZ-6-1.jpg

And posture! Remember, bridesmaids, good posture and a cheerful demeanor can make the most hideous gown into one you can wear with only a modicum of shame.

 

[shereads]

"bashful" and "blush"

And I'm the Queen of Sheba.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

And I'm the Queen of Sheba.

http://www.boulderbellygrams.com/35ed_gina_lollobrigida-solomonsheba1959.jpg

Yes, your majesty.

Rumple "humble servant" Foreskin

 

[shereads]

http://www.boulderbellygrams.com/35ed_gina_lollobrigida-solomonsheba1959.jpg

Yes, your majesty.

Rumple "humble servant" Foreskin

How did you get a copy of my passport photo? That's not my best profile.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

How did you get a copy of my passport photo? That's not my best profile.

I'll say. You're lookin' a little pasty too.
(Also, on that WANTED poster you showed me not long ago, your tits were much larger. wtf?)

 

[shereads]

I'll say. You're lookin' a little pasty too.
(Also, on that WANTED poster you showed me not long ago, your tits were much larger. wtf?)

I was wanted for smuggling melons. I thought you knew that.

 

[shereads]

The gift that says, "Open Me First" and then says, "Quick, Put Me Back":




http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flip-it.jpg

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I was wanted for smuggling melons. I thought you knew that.

Perhaps I was a little distracted by the raisins you were smuggling with the melons.

 

[LadyJeanne]

The gift that says, "Open Me First" and then says, "Quick, Put Me Back":




http://storage.chatropolis.com/userfiles/shereads/flip-it.jpg

What IS that????

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The gift that says, "Open Me First" and then says, "Quick, Put Me Back":

Is that a meat grinder or something?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

How did you get a copy of my passport photo? That's not my best profile.

I got my ways. Some folks is real hard to please. So, tell me, you like this horizontal angle better, maybe?

http://www.widescreenmuseum.com/widescreen/technirama-sheba.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Rumple Foreskin

Maybe it's just me, but those eyebrows are freaking me out!