The Candy Cane Lounge

Seriously!

Doesn't it give you nightmares, seeing these horrendously warped puppet faces popping out of the darkness at you too?!

How can you stare into the eyes of madness and not have madness stare back through you?!

If Cthulhu made a music video, it would have looked like that one!

Run, fly, swim! Do whatever it takes to flee the horrible pupets!

They make the Fierys from the labyrinth look down right cuddly by comparison! And this bastards wanted to rip Sarah's head off!!!

Fear them!

Fear them!!!!
No, I am sorry; I adore Puppets of all kinds, except Chuckie. Now, he truly scares me. I need to learn links; they won't work when I try to make them. LOL!!!! :)
 
No, I am sorry; I adore Puppets of all kinds, except Chuckie. Now, he truly scares me. I need to learn links; they won't work when I try to make them. LOL!!!! :)

All I can say is you've got nerves if steel if you can look into creepy puppet Ronald Reagans eyes as he's rising out of the black water, leering at you without puss in yourself in terror!

He makes even Chucky look like a fucking pussy!

I can't be the only one that that video terrified when I was a kid!

Someone... back me up here!

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"What are you talking about?" Yawns and stretches by a fireplace, tail flicking back and forth, wearing a festive maid outfit.
((OOC: full time roleplayer. can't help myself. ;) ))
 
All I can say is you've got nerves if steel if you can look into creepy puppet Ronald Reagans eyes as he's rising out of the black water, leering at you without puss in yourself in terror!

He makes even Chucky look like a fucking pussy!

I can't be the only one that that video terrified when I was a kid!

Someone... back me up here!

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Moans, don't be disappointed if you get surprised. Sneaks behind you with a Ronald Reagan Puppet , "Boo; scares you stiff." LOL!!!! :)
 
"What are you talking about?" Yawns and stretches by a fireplace, tail flicking back and forth, wearing a festive maid outfit.
((OOC: full time roleplayer. can't help myself. ;) ))
Moans softly, "Hello, Snow-Shy Kitty 1; pleasure to meet you!" Dances around the lounge and offers you a creamy egg nog. "Welcome!" :)
 
stretches again before sitting up and taking it. "thank you." takes a sip, ears flicking.
"Be careful; it has a bit of a kick to it. Glides across the floor and joins you us the soft cushions upon the floor, red and green."
 
*getting situated in a comfy cushion pile with the girls* I will take a peppermint mocha? Virgin for me, please. I haven't quite reached the age of drinking. Papa Ravenloft might get mad at me.
 
Moans, don't be disappointed if you get surprised. Sneaks behind you with a Ronald Reagan Puppet , "Boo; scares you stiff." LOL!!!! :)


Fight or flight instinct kicks in and I throw the horrible monster puppet to the ground, stomping it into oblivion!

Then... I pissed myself.


While hiding in a corner, crying.
 
Never mind, get me the hard liquor. I am no longer scared of papa ravenloft.
 
I actually had a nightmare about being envolved in an under age drinking party the other night...

Man... I'm old...
 
*getting situated in a comfy cushion pile with the girls* I will take a peppermint mocha? Virgin for me, please. I haven't quite reached the age of drinking. Papa Ravenloft might get mad at me.
Gets you a peppermint vodka and adds a dash of chocolate Liqueur. With a dash of candy cane sprinkles on the top. "Welcome, Artemidorus, I love your name." :)
 
Never mind, get me the hard liquor. I am no longer scared of papa ravenloft.

Hey... it's creepy pupets monster, Ronald Reagan, you'd piss yourself and cry too!

Anything else... anything and I'd just stand there and laugh.

Penny wise could kiss me and call me fat boy and I wouldnt bat an eye!

But creepy puppet monster Ronald Reagan .... gyuh! Give me the heebie jeebies, man!!
 
Shame on you for being old. Tsk tsk. Age is a state of mind. Imagine yourself as 20, like I do. It helps that I am 20, but I've always been 20. I was born 20. 20 is a state of mind.

Just do it!
 
Hey... it's creepy pupets monster, Ronald Reagan, you'd piss yourself and cry too!

Anything else... anything and I'd just stand there and laugh.

Penny wise could kiss me and call me fat boy and I wouldnt bat an eye!

But creepy puppet monster Ronald Reagan .... gyuh! Give me the heebie jeebies, man!!
Puts a puppet in his drink...."Oh, No!!!" :)
 
Shame on you for being old. Tsk tsk. Age is a state of mind. Imagine yourself as 20, like I do. It helps that I am 20, but I've always been 20. I was born 20. 20 is a state of mind.

Just do it!
"We're doing it already? Wow, and we just met." *Winks* :) LOL.
 
Thanks! Nice to meet you, BB.

Cool place you have. Think I'll visit a lil while. *sips delicious sugary drink*

Drink the puppet drink, pops. Just do it.
 
Thanks! Nice to meet you, BB.

Cool place you have. Think I'll visit a lil while. *sips delicious sugary drink*

Drink the puppet drink, pops. Just do it.
Pleasure to meet you as well; I love the swanky holiday, kick-back lodge. It's nice to have you, here.
 
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