The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

Re: oh what a lovely thread

greywolf_1961 said:
I've just tuned into to this very sensual and provocative thread....how lovely.

Reading all your stories does get me so hard. I'm at work, but I can't resist letting my hand play over my slacks....feeling myself get hard as I think of sweet image touching herself to the dance of all those hard beautiful cocks.

I think I'll be stopping by here often...;)

Welcome to the thread, Greywolf. Can I call you Wolfie? LOL! just kidding.

Glad you found the thread. Feel free to jump in with both bal...I mean feet. ;)

Blue
 
wow

thanks people for letting me read all these posts, and i thought i was the only one with hairy palms lol
 
Re: Re: Re: oh what a lovely thread

greywolf_1961 said:
Sure Daisy honey....call me wolfie...and I promise only to bite if you ask nice. :devil:

I love touching myself...and definitely try to do it every day. I love hearing others describe how they feel about it...what they do...how they build that excitement.

smooches Daisy hon.

Well, thank ya, hon. But I'm "Blue".

Oh...and please...bit all you want! :p

Blue
 
Hi Greywolf....nice to see I'm not one of the only newbies lurking around here.

Oh...I just noticed....I lost my virginity! LOL....bout as memorable as the first time too...


keep posting guys...
:kiss: :rose:
 
Re: Better late than never

SoloArtiste said:
I'm new to this thread, but you're talking about one of my favorite subjects. I've always loved masturbation. My first dildo was the leg of my Ken doll. My first vibrator was the handle of my electric toothbrush. Of course, the bathtub faucet has been an endless source of pleasure too.

Nowadays, I love to use my little bullet vibe here at work. It's quiet and powerful. I can cum over and over again during the day...and no one is the wiser!!! Sometimes I love being a woman!

Hello Artiste. Or Solo. Or SoloArtiste! Welcome!

Please!!!! Tell me where I can find a vibe like yours! I'd love to be able to cum around others without their knowing about it!

Dang...masturbating with the leg of Ken. And I thought I was being "bad" by pretending that Barbie was having sex with Ken and GI Joe! Well, not at the same time; I hadn't learned about 3somes yet!

Blue
 
Mstrskey said:
What an absolutley delicious thread...however did I miss it last night?

Image...I have read several threads you have posted in and please allow me to say that you are one incredibly sensual woman. I have yet to read one of your scenarios w/o getting very aroused. This one was no diferent.

Roman~
Like Image, I have no doubts that your concerns about your cock are purely imagined and that whatever you think your deficiencies might be that your way with words more then makes up for it.

Hmmmmm....insurance coverage for this condition would indeed be a plus!;)
I'm an old fashioned gal myself....I like to take matters "in hand", though I am not adverse to using toys. My personal favorite though still remains the pulsating massage setting on my portable shower head...mmmm heavenly!

Oh and Blue~ I'm pretty sure you're right girl...that's a cowboy hat! And I agree...a peek at the pic w/o it would be most stimulating!

LOL! Thanks...at least I'm not imagining things!

Glad you found our little thread. It is a very nice place to be...in more ways than one!

We don't have a water massager thing; if we did, we'd never be able to get our teen girls out of the bathroom! LOL!

Blue
 
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Re: wow

fleetaft said:
thanks people for letting me read all these posts, and i thought i was the only one with hairy palms lol

Well, hon, don't just read...join in the fun!

By the way, is that your baby in the pic (in your yahoo profile?). Sure is a cutie!

Blue
 
lol....Blue that's the gods honest truth....I still remember when my mother had the thing installed in our shower. I stumbled upon it's benefits totally on accident, but from that moment until I moved out I was one of the cleanest kids on the block! Sometimes three showers a day!;) When I moved out itwas one of the first things I bought for my apartment and it's traveled with me through every move since!:heart:
 
I awaited anxiously as my webcam program loaded, and within seconds her pretty face was staring at me. After a few smiles, we fired the chat up. The minute she began describing herself sucking me off, the temperature rose twenty degrees and my arousal level was at a heightened state.

After a little coaxing and teasing, I shifted my camera down to the bulge in my jeans. Still watching the screen, I saw her reach up and adjust her camera downwards, where I was instantly greeted by a sexy pair of legs fading into the dark shadows under her skirt.

The sexual talk was getting graphic, and we were both unbelievably horny. Tearing open the buttons on my jeans, my hand slid down inside for a moment, emerging seconds later with my hard cock.

My hand slowly began stroking up and down the length of it, watching as she leaned back in her chair and spread her legs. The room she was in was dark, and after a quick request for a lamp to be turned on, I was back working myself over.

Her fingers slid up and down the length of her pussy, sometimes just barely penetrating while other times pressing deep into her folds. I could see how wet and horny she was. My thick cock felt great in my hand, continuing to stroke it. Her fingers gently pulled apart her lips and she moved in so I could see her hard clit poking out. Her fingers quickly gravitated to the area, rubbing her hard little button.

I could feel myself getting closer and closer, and when she slid a dildo inside of her it pushed me over. Staring at her lips stretched around the fake penis, my cock erupted with ribbons of thick cum. Her words on the screen, "Oh my god I would love to clean that up for you."

My heavy breathing died down and with the assistance of a towel, I was quickly cleaned up and regained my composure. I am not really a masturbator, I just play one on tv :)
 
-clicking thru channels furiously-

damn! missed the gunner show yet again...

maybe i oughta get tivo...
-wondering gaze-
 
and after that description hun you can play one on my tv...or anywhere else you'd like. any time you want!
 
Re: Better late than never

SoloArtiste said:
I'm new to this thread, but you're talking about one of my favorite subjects. I've always loved masturbation. My first dildo was the leg of my Ken doll. My first vibrator was the handle of my electric toothbrush. Of course, the bathtub faucet has been an endless source of pleasure too.

Nowadays, I love to use my little bullet vibe here at work. It's quiet and powerful. I can cum over and over again during the day...and no one is the wiser!!! Sometimes I love being a woman!

Hi Solo. Hearing about your egg you wear to work makes me want to know what kind of work you do so that I can build a fantasy around being one of your co-workers. :)
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: oh what a lovely thread

greywolf_1961 said:
Okay, hiya Blue. Nice to meet you.

I've just recently discovered the pleasure of toys as well. More men should open themselves up to it...really adds to the joy.

Ditto, hon.

Well...tell us about the joy of toys!

Blue (eagerly awaiting the stories!)
 
Mstrskey said:
lol....Blue that's the gods honest truth....I still remember when my mother had the thing installed in our shower. I stumbled upon it's benefits totally on accident, but from that moment until I moved out I was one of the cleanest kids on the block! Sometimes three showers a day!;) When I moved out itwas one of the first things I bought for my apartment and it's traveled with me through every move since!:heart:

LOL! That does it. Now I know we're not getting one!
Until they move out!

Blue
 
Gunner Dailey said:
I awaited anxiously as my webcam program loaded, and within seconds her pretty face was staring at me. After a few smiles, we fired the chat up. The minute she began describing herself sucking me off, the temperature rose twenty degrees and my arousal level was at a heightened state.

After a little coaxing and teasing, I shifted my camera down to the bulge in my jeans. Still watching the screen, I saw her reach up and adjust her camera downwards, where I was instantly greeted by a sexy pair of legs fading into the dark shadows under her skirt.

The sexual talk was getting graphic, and we were both unbelievably horny. Tearing open the buttons on my jeans, my hand slid down inside for a moment, emerging seconds later with my hard cock.

My hand slowly began stroking up and down the length of it, watching as she leaned back in her chair and spread her legs. The room she was in was dark, and after a quick request for a lamp to be turned on, I was back working myself over.

Her fingers slid up and down the length of her pussy, sometimes just barely penetrating while other times pressing deep into her folds. I could see how wet and horny she was. My thick cock felt great in my hand, continuing to stroke it. Her fingers gently pulled apart her lips and she moved in so I could see her hard clit poking out. Her fingers quickly gravitated to the area, rubbing her hard little button.

I could feel myself getting closer and closer, and when she slid a dildo inside of her it pushed me over. Staring at her lips stretched around the fake penis, my cock erupted with ribbons of thick cum. Her words on the screen, "Oh my god I would love to clean that up for you."

My heavy breathing died down and with the assistance of a towel, I was quickly cleaned up and regained my composure. I am not really a masturbator, I just play one on tv :)

*whimper, whimper* *pant, pant* *drool, drool*

Blue
 
Doesn't he though Grey?...whew! ....is wondering if that show is available on cable or do I have to get a dish? mmmmm!

Blue....I'd like to hear some of those stories myself....c'mon sugar, you have an audience...tell...tell!:kiss:
 
Mstrskey said:
Doesn't he though Grey?...whew! ....is wondering if that show is available on cable or do I have to get a dish? mmmmm!

Blue....I'd like to hear some of those stories myself....c'mon sugar, you have an audience...tell...tell!:kiss:

See, Wolfie? We wanna hear!

Blue
 
yea and some of us guys too. We want to know more about what you're watching. Lady with a dildo sounds like must see TV.
BlueDaisy said:
See, Wolfie? We wanna hear!

Blue
 
Evening ya'll.

Must admit that the thought of all you lovely ladies does leave me quite aroused and rather blushing.

:rose:

Bash
 
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