The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

mmmm..yes Grey I do know exactly the sound you mean....that soft breath you can almost hear tickling your ear through the reciever...

Tell us some more....it's a captive audience.:kiss:
 
Just beautiful.....

In it's simplicity, that quick, easy exchange of words over distance...
 
Yes, so simple, yet so intense

I know what you both mean. It's an intense and wonderful experience.

How happy I am that I found this board and your company.:heart:
 
Re: Yes, so simple, yet so intense

greywolf_1961 said:
I know what you both mean. It's an intense and wonderful experience.

How happy I am that I found this board and your company.:heart:
I look forward to getting to know you better... and that whispering, raspy voice on the other side :kiss: Words, words , words....
 
I must head home now...

but I'll see you all soon. It's indeed a pleasure to be part of this board.

see ya soon.
 
Image said:
Ha! You Texans are all alike!!!! It's all about the big hats!!!!

Well, as the folks currently occupying the White House like to say...'big hat, no cattle.':p

It's a hat, but I'm afraid that the cattle isn't mine...I'd be happy to show you my own heifer sometime...:D

And another Texas saying: "Sometimes you just have to paint your butt white and run with the antelope."

Roman
 
Re: Better late than never

SoloArtiste said:
I'm new to this thread, but you're talking about one of my favorite subjects. I've always loved masturbation. My first dildo was the leg of my Ken doll. My first vibrator was the handle of my electric toothbrush. Of course, the bathtub faucet has been an endless source of pleasure too.

Nowadays, I love to use my little bullet vibe here at work. It's quiet and powerful. I can cum over and over again during the day...and no one is the wiser!!! Sometimes I love being a woman!

No doubt! I wouldn't mind being able to cum over and over again at my office, but I think that my co-workers would not be pleased about the mess...

Roman
 
Mstrskey said:
What an absolutley delicious thread...however did I miss it last night?

Image...I have read several threads you have posted in and please allow me to say that you are one incredibly sensual woman. I have yet to read one of your scenarios w/o getting very aroused. This one was no diferent.

Roman~
Like Image, I have no doubts that your concerns about your cock are purely imagined and that whatever you think your deficiencies might be that your way with words more then makes up for it.

Hmmmmm....insurance coverage for this condition would indeed be a plus!;)
I'm an old fashioned gal myself....I like to take matters "in hand", though I am not adverse to using toys. My personal favorite though still remains the pulsating massage setting on my portable shower head...mmmm heavenly!

Oh and Blue~ I'm pretty sure you're right girl...that's a cowboy hat! And I agree...a peek at the pic w/o it would be most stimulating!

But just think of what a kick-ass showerhead you could install if the tab was picked up by Blue Cross/Blue Shield...

Roman

PS Many thanks for the compliments...and for 'lighting up' this little corner of the Forum...
 
Re: Evening ya'll.

bashfull said:
Must admit that the thought of all you lovely ladies does leave me quite aroused and rather blushing.

:rose:

Bash

Glad to see that we've attracted one of the many classy posters on Lit! Welcome back, Bash!

Roman
 
Re: By Blue "This thread needed a bump"

Image said:
Now look what you've started....

Oh, I don't think that Blue and I deserve credit for 'starting' this wonderful exchange...at most we are just enablers for others, right Blue?

Roman
 
Re: Re: By Blue "This thread needed a bump"

RomanHans said:
Oh, I don't think that Blue and I deserve credit for 'starting' this wonderful exchange...at most we are just enablers for others, right Blue?

Roman
"Enabler"? Oh right, one of those colorful euphimisms we discussed recently... :) ... more like a sexy tease and that's still sugar coating it...
 
Re: Re: Re: By Blue "This thread needed a bump"

Image said:
"Enabler"? Oh right, one of those colorful euphimisms we discussed recently... :) ... more like a sexy tease and that's still sugar coating it...

OK then, we've shared enough on this board, Image--what term would you use? Tell it like it is, I can take it!:D

Roman
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: By Blue "This thread needed a bump"

RomanHans said:
OK then, we've shared enough on this board, Image--what term would you use? Tell it like it is, I can take it!:D

Roman
*I'm Up against the wall* "Magnificently manipulative", in the most erotic and sensually way, even if you don't know it..... You are too intelligent not to know it though, and that's part of the appeal...
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: By Blue "This thread needed a bump"

Image said:
*I'm Up against the wall* "Magnificently manipulative", in the most erotic and sensually way, even if you don't know it..... You are too intelligent not to know it though, and that's part of the appeal...

Well, if I'm manipulative, it's only because my chronic masturbation has given me lots of experience with manipulation...

ba dum bump

Roman
 
So tell us again....

what exactly does that manipulation entail? Do you pull it out of your unzippered pants or drop them around your ankles? When you think no one sees you watching??????
Just playin around... unless you want more
 
Are you sure you want to go there?

Image said:
what exactly does that manipulation entail? Do you pull it out of your unzippered pants or drop them around your ankles? When you think no one sees you watching??????
Just playin around... unless you want more

I'm always hungry for more, dear Image...

If we're talking about preferences, I'd rather be as free of pants or other restrictions altogether...that way I can feel the cool air on my entire naked body as well as my hot, erect cock...I can feel the perspiration forming on my back and buttocks as my stroking pushes my muscles to tense up...I can imagine what it would be like if I were outdoors, in the fresh air, displaying myself like a carefree forest creature and reveling in whatever audience I attract...
 
Your attractant is the muskiness in your manhood..... If you were naked in the forest, like a beast, I could smell you a mile away... Slowly I approach... you are so aroused, your feral passion shows in the way your haunches thrust, trying to hold yourself, you spy me. I am like a young doe, trembling on tiny but strong legs....
 
Hmmm, how can I reassure you, to prevent you from bolting? I notice that your 'innocent,' wide-eyed gaze is fixated on my excited, twitching organ. Perhaps if I can mesmerize you with my virtuoso manipulation, I can slowly advance on you without making you too skittish...
 
Whoa...

Please don't anyone read anything into the fact that the last post was #666 for me...:devil:

Roman
 
RomanHans said:
Hmmm, how can I reassure you, to prevent you from bolting? I notice that your 'innocent,' wide-eyed gaze is fixated on my excited, twitching organ. Perhaps if I can mesmerize you with my virtuoso manipulation, I can slowly advance on you without making you too skittish...
Every time my eyes dart down and back you seem to move closer.. Before I know it your breath is on my neck, your silky but rough fur against my shoulders...
 
Re: Whoa...

RomanHans said:
Please don't anyone read anything into the fact that the last post was #666 for me...:devil:

Roman
They just wish they could come close to that pure, wild expresssion.... We ARE that "missing link".
 
Image said:
Every time my eyes dart down and back you seem to move closer.. Before I know it your breath is on my neck, your silky but rough fur against my shoulders...

Yes, slow and gentle movements seem to be the best approach...so I circle around you with studied nonchalance, all the while offering up my shaft for your inspection, caressing the head with my palm and fingertips...you don't even notice that I subversively rub myself along your side and across your tail as I move...your soft and inviting coat stimulates me even more...
 
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