The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

for Gunner

who asked me so very sweetly....

btw...you know my husband wants to be your new best friend now right?...LOL!
 
Excellent picture, I love it. Once again, obviously not as much as he is, but none the less :)

As for hubby, tell him to stock the fridge with Cold budwieser, I'll be by in time to catch the bowl games :)
 
He's an MGD guy but for you..

the Bud is on ice...good thing I spent some time as a beer-tub girl!;)

Here's one more for the trip!
 
That is some good stuff your posting Mstrkeys, you should consider starting a thread in the ampic section. Not that I don't enjoy seeing them here, but those are too hot to not share with the rest of the horny people around here ;)
 
stubbing my toe! OUCH!!!!!

as i try and get closer to the screen to see if i am really reading what i think i am.
what a hot fuckin thread!
i'm a big fan of women who masturbate with or without objects.
WHOA DAMN! wanna talk about something that gets me going.
but anyway i am working my way back thru the threads to get caught up.so my apologies if this one has beean said already.
my ex-g/f use to say she could get off on anything and damn did she have was to do it.
for clit stimulation once she straddled over the arm of the sofa (texterd) and began to slide back and forth.
i couldn't belive what i was seeing when then she slide forward to the knob at the end began working that.lookedlike a huge ball between her thighs.....damn getting worked up again...maybe i can tell you about the spatula someday,lol
 
Hey all! Just thought i'd pop back to my thread and check up on ya'll!!! Thank you so much for sharing all that!!! i never though this thread would go this far... so keep going people! Love reading your replies!!!!


luv,

red
 
redathena said:
Hey all! Just thought i'd pop back to my thread and check up on ya'll!!! Thank you so much for sharing all that!!! i never though this thread would go this far... so keep going people! Love reading your replies!!!!


luv,

red

Yeah, this thread has had some interesting twists and turns in its evolution, hasn't it?

Thanks for founding it, o wise redathena!

Roman
 
Twists and Turns...

... And Spurts and Squirms, indeed! :)

Happy New Year Friends!
I wish you summer in winter and mead in abundance!
.... And may the hair on your toes never fall out!
(That last toast courtesy of Bilbo Baggins)

Image
:kiss:
 
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Image said:
... And Spurts and Squirms, indeed! :)

Happy New Year Friends!
I wish you summer in winter and mead in abundance!
.... And may the hair on your toes never fall out!
(That last toast courtesy of Bilbo Baggins)

Image
:kiss:

Hey, how did you find out about my mid-digital hair condition?

Roman

PS Happy New Year to all!
 
I'M CHRONIC AND I'M PROUD

I just had to bump this thread after rediscovering all the dedicated fellow masturbators here at Lit. I read the entire thread last night and was edging the whole time and now I'm at it again - thank you for starting it red!

I probably only average once a day but that once is often three hours worth of wallowing in masturbatory pleasure. About once every month I have to have a masturbation day and spend 7 or 8 hours wanking and cumming 3 or 4 times.

What do I use? Lots of baby oil, a few condoms and sometimes some anal beads. But most of all I 'use' the thought of a woman who masturbates compulsively like I do, that never fail to get me going which is why I loved reading this thread. Almost all of the stories, pics and and vids that I watch concern masturbating women, group masturbation or voyuerism, exhibition ism and masturbation. I would love to help to keep this thread interesting....
 
Re: I'M CHRONIC AND I'M PROUD

Caretaker said:
I just had to bump this thread after rediscovering all the dedicated fellow masturbators here at Lit. I read the entire thread last night and was edging the whole time and now I'm at it again - thank you for starting it red!

I probably only average once a day but that once is often three hours worth of wallowing in masturbatory pleasure. About once every month I have to have a masturbation day and spend 7 or 8 hours wanking and cumming 3 or 4 times.

What do I use? Lots of baby oil, a few condoms and sometimes some anal beads. But most of all I 'use' the thought of a woman who masturbates compulsively like I do, that never fail to get me going which is why I loved reading this thread. Almost all of the stories, pics and and vids that I watch concern masturbating women, group masturbation or voyuerism, exhibition ism and masturbation. I would love to help to keep this thread interesting....

Wow, Caretaker, do you use all those accessories simultaneously? I think that I'd short-circuit!:D

Roman
 
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RomanHans said:
Wow, Caretaker, do you use all those accessories simultaneously? I think that I'd short-circuit!:D

Roman
That didn't sound so excessive to me! :)
And you Roman? On overload? We'd all like to see that!!!
 
Almost Anything Works

I know, I'm a man and a horny one at that. I can get aroused but a memory of a past encounter, a great story or pic on Literotica, or a woman I just passed in the grocery store, but my favorite is a good porno DVD with some hot anal action. Then all I need is my right hand and some kleenex, for after...
 
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Image said:
That didn't sound so excessive to me! :)
And you Roman? On overload? We'd all like to see that!!!

For that matter, so would I.

Roman
 
Re: Almost Anything Works

actually I like that and a vibe up my ass while my hand goes up and down my cock. OOOO That's so good.
AGrownAzzMan said:
I know, I'm a man and a horny one at that. I can get aroused but a memory of a past encounter, a great story or pic on Literotica, or a woman I just passed in the grocery store, but my favorite is a good porno DVD with some hot anal action. Then all I need is my right hand and some kleenex, for after...
 
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Image said:
That didn't sound so excessive to me! :)
And you Roman? On overload? We'd all like to see that!!!

Well I suppose it might be excessive for some people. For some people masturbation is a soyburger - a poor substitute for a real steak. For some it is hamburger and for some it is steak itself. (sorry for the lousy metaphor - I don't even eat that much steak myself out of choice - but you know what I mean)

For myself masturbation is is steak just as much as sex with a loving partner - it is a vital part of my life that I choose not to go without even when I have a partner. To mix metaphors even further - it is apples and oranges that can often be blended for a sexy smoothie.

I just assumed that for most people who contribute to this thread that masturbation provides a fetish-like gratification and it is not just a poor substitute for partner-sex. But I should not make such assumptions. Thank you Image for your posts because they reflect my uninhibited enjoyment of masturbatory pleasure.
 
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dpod said:
actually I like that and a vibe up my ass while my hand goes up and down my cock. OOOO That's so good.

Hmmm--seems I've been uncharacteristically 'vanilla' in my approach to masturbation--this thread certainly is one to put a new perspective on an age-old practice!

Roman
 
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Caretaker said:
Well I suppose it might be excessive for some people. For some people masturbation is a soyburger - a poor substitute for a real steak. For some it is hamburger and for some it is steak itself. (sorry for the lousy metaphor - I don't even eat that much steak myself out of choice - but you know what I mean)

For myself masturbation is is steak just as much as sex with a loving partner - it is a vital part of my life that I choose not to go without even when I have a partner. To mix metaphors even further - it is apples and oranges that can often be blended for a sexy smoothie.

I just assumed that for most people who contribute to this thread that masturbation provides a fetish-like gratification and it is not just a poor substitute for partner-sex. But I should not make such assumptions. Thank you Image for your posts because they reflect my uninhibited enjoyment of masturbatory pleasure.
I think that is a great analogy, especially the fetish-like gratification ..... I believe there is a difference that may only be understood by the "steak eaters". If you choose the hamburger, you just don't get it. :) Different strokes....
But I really have to laugh here because I try to stay away from red meat as often as possible...
So I'll opt for a healthier metaphor... Bring on the stone crabs!!!! There is nothing better tasting in the world!!!
 
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RomanHans said:
Hmmm--seems I've been uncharacteristically 'vanilla' in my approach to masturbation--this thread certainly is one to put a new perspective on an age-old practice!

Roman

Are you kidding?
 
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Image said:
Are you kidding?

Well, OK, in terms of subject matter, some of my interests on this and other threads are not really middle-of-the-road...but I just don't seem to accessorize well ;)

Roman
 
Silk Boxers and pillow

One of my favorate ways to get off is wearing silk boxers and wrapping a pillow around my dick. It's soft, smooth, and you can move in and out.

Lovely thread.
 
Laughing really hard....

RomanHans said:
Well, OK, in terms of subject matter, some of my interests on this and other threads are not really middle-of-the-road...but I just don't seem to accessorize well ;)
That's funny Roman....
And now I can't get the image of you dressed up with girlie scarves, pearl necklaces and beaded evening bags out of my head! :)
Maybe if we called them props.....
PS. I know you are secure enough in your masculinity to take that as a joke :)
 
Re: Laughing really hard....

Image said:
RomanHans said:
Well, OK, in terms of subject matter, some of my interests on this and other threads are not really middle-of-the-road...but I just don't seem to accessorize well ;)
That's funny Roman....
And now I can't get the image of you dressed up with girlie scarves, pearl necklaces and beaded evening bags out of my head! :)
Maybe if we called them props.....
PS. I know you are secure enough in your masculinity to take that as a joke :) [/B]

Masculinity? What masculinity?

Oh, it's over there, in a box.

:D

Roman
 
In a hat box?

You know a man who can show his feminine side is an extreme turn on to most women... But you knew that already, didn't you. :)

Enough of that though, I'm not allowed to even flirt anymore and I can see where I'm already beginning to head in that direction...

Soooo, something that has been on my mind.... Do you remember the "Lit Trivia" thread? I WANT CREDIT for getting the answer to "What is the capitol of Burkina Faso?" Damn it!
 
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