The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[RomanHans]

Re: In a hat box?

You know a man who can show his feminine side is an extreme turn on to most women... But you knew that already, didn't you.

Enough of that though, I'm not allowed to even flirt anymore and I can see where I'm already beginning to head in that direction...

Soooo, something that has been on my mind.... Do you remember the "Lit Trivia" thread? I WANT CREDIT for getting the answer to "What is the capitol of Burkina Faso?" Damn it!

Sorry, any temptations I've promoted were entirely unintentional...as for the Lit Trivia game, let's take a look:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130876&goto=lastpost

Roman

 

[SLOWSTROKER]

MASTURBATION

My new favorite way to depressurize, is to buy some hot letter mags and a bottle of EROS...... Eros is amazing almost better than a woman !!




Sincerly,Brandon{SLOWSTROKER}

 

[RomanHans]

Re: MASTURBATION

My new favorite way to depressurize, is to buy some hot letter mags and a bottle of EROS...... Eros is amazing almost better than a woman !!




Sincerly,Brandon{SLOWSTROKER}

Hmm, assuming this isn't an infomercial, can you suggest where I could find a bottle of EROS, and more importantly, what exactly IS it?

Roman

 

[West Mass Man]

I think it IS an informercial....

Two of Mr. Stroker's three posts mention it (in all caps) and the third was a thread he started asking if women like a "full body oil massage as a prelude to foreplay." My guess is that the aforementioned product would have come up had anyone responded to the thread.

While I may just be a suspicious kind of guy, my guess is that we have a spammer in our midst.

 

[Image]

Damn...

Is nothing sacred anymore? I was wondering what that "Eros" was myself but didn't want to encourage him....

 

[RomanHans]

Re: Damn...

Is nothing sacred anymore? I was wondering what that "Eros" was myself but didn't want to encourage him....

Well, seems a little silly--I've found EROS all over on Web sex toy stores (such as Adam & Eve). It's your basic lube, and not particularly obscure...

But, is there any advantage to using a 'specialized' lube for masturbation versus Vaseline or something similar?

Roman

 

[doctor67]

carrot up the back door and lots of lotion help me to get off.

 

[dlj403]

Re: Re: Damn...

Well, seems a little silly--I've found EROS all over on Web sex toy stores (such as Adam & Eve). It's your basic lube, and not particularly obscure...

But, is there any advantage to using a 'specialized' lube for masturbation versus Vaseline or something similar?

Roman

Easier cleanup. Things like Astroglide are water-soluble, so safe to use with condoms as well if you want something you can also use with a partner.

dlj

 

[Image]

Re: Re: Damn...

Well, seems a little silly--I've found EROS all over on Web sex toy stores (such as Adam & Eve). It's your basic lube, and not particularly obscure...

But, is there any advantage to using a 'specialized' lube for masturbation versus Vaseline or something similar?

Roman

Tell me Roman, is there an advantage? I wouldn't think so but I'm not a guy. If I need to use anything for anal penetration I just use regular body lotion. So far I don't think it's hurt me in any way.
I don't buy into advertising, I'd rather save my money... Sex toys aren't cheap!

 

[Caretaker]

Baby Oil

just regular baby oil, not the 'absorbing' kind. It's perfect for prolonged edging. I often stoke for over two hours at a time and have never gotten sore.

btw this is just a shameless bump for a shameless thread by a shameless wanker having a shameless masturbation day shamelessly advertizing for anyone else who plans on masturbating all day today. OK or maybe someone who wishes they could. ok or maybe someone who has in the past

gntlmnjoe.yahoo.com

 

[Mstrskey]

Sesame body oil...

I always use it to help keep my skin soft after a shower and recently discovered its wonderful lubricating properties on my husbands cock.
By virtue of being a body oil it warms quickly to the touch and the fragrance is wonderful, very oriental and exotic. I never could do baby oil,even before I had kids and especially since. The smell just reminded me of diaper tables and made me feel like a nasty ol perv!

I once was friends with a guy who swore by Crisco shortening as the best masturbatory lubricant...and the good news is that if you roll yourself in breadcrumbs when your done you'll fry up to a nice golden brown....lol!

 

[greywolf_1961]

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[Mstrskey]

well lookie lookie

If you don't clear out your pm box very soon I may have to drive to SF and beat you Grey!

I keep getting a full PM box message when I try to reply to you!

Scented oils are devine, but as always I give the lecture about watching the application of anything scented or perfumed inside a body cavity. They can cause serious irritation.

Just my safe solo sex tip for the day!

 

[manofsteel52]

Re: Sesame body oil...

I always use it to help keep my skin soft after a shower and recently discovered its wonderful lubricating properties on my husbands cock.
By virtue of being a body oil it warms quickly to the touch and the fragrance is wonderful, very oriental and exotic. I never could do baby oil,even before I had kids and especially since. The smell just reminded me of diaper tables and made me feel like a nasty ol perv!

I once was friends with a guy who swore by Crisco shortening as the best masturbatory lubricant...and the good news is that if you roll yourself in breadcrumbs when your done you'll fry up to a nice golden brown....lol!

Crisco, 'eh?
I've found Edge gel (unscented) shaving cream to be quite useful.

Discovered it by accident while shaving down under, and can't shave now without some serious stroking...

 

[greywolf_1961]

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[Mstrskey]

ooohhhh.....

shaving gel...hmmmm!

A friend of mine for many moons now accidentally stumbled upon the joys of an aftershave in gel form that he can't be without. He was shaving his facial hair and smoothed some on then went to go jack off before a big date. Seems he still had some aftershave on his hands and the " cooling" aspect of the gel was something akin to licking a womans clit with a certs in your mouth. He said it was like little charges along his shaft and that he came buckets.

Lol...the things we do with household products when we're horny!

 

[manofsteel52]

Re: ooohhhh.....

shaving gel...hmmmm!

A friend of mine for many moons now accidentally stumbled upon the joys of an aftershave in gel form that he can't be without. He was shaving his facial hair and smoothed some on then went to go jack off before a big date. Seems he still had some aftershave on his hands and the " cooling" aspect of the gel was something akin to licking a womans clit with a certs in your mouth. He said it was like little charges along his shaft and that he came buckets.

Lol...the things we do with household products when we're horny!

I like the unscented gel for myself, the only problem is that it does dry out, but easily overcome if you just use a little water to get it moist again.

It's also great for shaving her, because shaving is a favorite ritual involving me manually stimulating her during an extended shaving process... very much fun!

 

[Mstrskey]

MoS...

It's also great for shaving her, because shaving is a favorite ritual involving me manually stimulating her during an extended shaving process... very much fun!

I think I lust you!

 

[greywolf_1961]

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[Image]

Of shaving....

Secret... I have never shaved my pussy. I have never shaved anyone else's pussy (or cock) either... And now I'm very turned on by what I'm hearing.
Can someone take me through it step-by-step? And, for the entertainment of all our voyeuristic, masturbating friends, can we do this here, in a public forum? Please... ???

FYI My pussy hair is blonde & wispy, long & silky. It may not need more than a trim... But I'm willing to take it all the way if necessary

 

[Vapidness]

As a guy, moisturiser (lotion) is my best friend!

And to add, yeah a shaven pussy is a truely beautiful thing

 

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