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Rayne_Clowd said:
Oh I bet I know what she can rub in....I bet its about my crush.

Yes I loved the spanking scene too...very much so ....it was such an awesome early birthday gift from RP he said it made him think of me so had to send it *grins*

yes I saw that conversation and had myself a little chuckle. Reminds me of the time my mother borrowed my DVD player and I forgot it had a porn disc in it ...OOOOPS
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Well, it could have been worse. One of my future in laws at the time found a porn video in the machine, which they proceeded to watch or at least fast forward about 10 minutes of. Still don't know who found it and my wife and I are glad to remain blissfully ignorant too.
 
Rayne_Clowd said:
Oh I bet I know what she can rub in....I bet its about my crush.

Yes I loved the spanking scene too...very much so ....it was such an awesome early birthday gift from RP he said it made him think of me so had to send it *grins*

yes I saw that conversation and had myself a little chuckle. Reminds me of the time my mother borrowed my DVD player and I forgot it had a porn disc in it ...OOOOPS
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LMFAOROFL!!!!

OMFG! And I thought I was bad for sharing 'The Secretary' with dad and having a long involved discussion about my skill at giving head...geez....

...wait...wait...don't respond to this :eek:
 
marauder13 said:
Well, it could have been worse. One of my future in laws at the time found a porn video in the machine, which they proceeded to watch or at least fast forward about 10 minutes of. Still don't know who found it and my wife and I are glad to remain blissfully ignorant too.
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*laughs* yes I think I could have lived without that trauma, although I think mine was more traumatizing for my mum as she was like " he left his ..." and the look on my face kind of gave away that it wasn't his....and it was a girl on girl dvd *laughs* it was an awkward moment before she turned red and wanted to change the subject quick smart.
 
ok, you want to know an awkward conversation?
*ring*
"Oh, Hi Mom! What? NO You can't join Literotica!!"
 
monique_minx said:
LMFAOROFL!!!!

OMFG! And I thought I was bad for sharing 'The Secretary' with dad and having a long involved discussion about my skill at giving head...geez....

...wait...wait...don't respond to this :eek:
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looks all sweet and innocent But why would we respond, Monique?
 
Vail_Indigo said:
ok, you want to know an awkward conversation?
*ring*
"Oh, Hi Mom! What? NO You can't join Literotica!!"
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ROFL! No try this one...

"Hey uhh Nikki...what's a cattle prod?"

Head spins round to see my baby sister, "A what?!"

"A cattle prod?" She looks expectant.

"It's a rod with an electric arch used to prod cattle forward....why?"

"Just wondering...hey if you poked a person with it...would they really piss themselves?"

I turn white, "I gotta go..." Grabs the keys, starts the car, runs!

Because...stupid me left one of my Literotica stories open *facepalms* No 16 year old should ever read that!
 
monique_minx said:
ROFL! No try this one...

"Hey uhh Nikki...what's a cattle prod?"

Head spins round to see my baby sister, "A what?!"

"A cattle prod?" She looks expectant.

"It's a rod with an electric arch used to prod cattle forward....why?"

"Just wondering...hey if you poked a person with it...would they really piss themselves?"

I turn white, "I gotta go..." Grabs the keys, starts the car, runs!

Because...stupid me left one of my Literotica stories open *facepalms* No 16 year old should ever read that!
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LOL!!!!!
 
monique_minx said:
ROFL! No try this one...

"Hey uhh Nikki...what's a cattle prod?"

Head spins round to see my baby sister, "A what?!"

"A cattle prod?" She looks expectant.

"It's a rod with an electric arch used to prod cattle forward....why?"

"Just wondering...hey if you poked a person with it...would they really piss themselves?"

I turn white, "I gotta go..." Grabs the keys, starts the car, runs!

Because...stupid me left one of my Literotica stories open *facepalms* No 16 year old should ever read that!
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And I can't for the life of me think which one that would be... finally falls out of the chair laughing
 
I confess that it's annoying to register for a new forum only to find out that the your email address is somehow on their ban list o_O
 
I confess to having a huge melt down on the weekend.:eek:

I confess I feel purged of all the negative pent up emotions and fears I was carrying around.:rose:

I feel that I have lost 10lbs! :)

Good I haven't really I can not afford to loose more weight :eek:
 
I confess that I hate timezones.

I confess that I am annoyed because I can't have her and now I feel broken.

I confess that if Chronie doesn't start posting soon I am gonna kick him in the rear.

I confess that Dr. J is fine and no one can help the real world.
 
I confess, she owns me like no other, regardless of who wears the collar
 
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