dragonrazor
Boobies...BOOBIES....
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I confess that the world needs less SuperGator type movies and more Godzilla movies.
The Confessional
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Daydream_weaver
Pondering possibilities
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I confess I put something in the oven quite a while ago...and forgot about it. Anyone else smell smoke?
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Vail_Indigo
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I confess I order more pizzas that way...
dragonrazor
Boobies...BOOBIES....
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I confess that I'm eefing annoyed. Rick wanted to watch this movie and now he's asleep.
Drunken_Angel
Princess Absinthe
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Strawberries, wine and dark dark chocolate. Just what the doctor ordered.
I'll shee you all wens my wordss are shounding like thish
I'll shee you all wens my wordss are shounding like thish
Powerdog16
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I confess I am feeling pretty good right now... the stars are aligning... hell even my ::AIR GUITAR:: is working well!
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Vail_Indigo
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I confess I hate time zones...
slinks off to bed
slinks off to bed
Rayne_Clowd
50% Devil 50% Angel
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*spanks her ass before she goes* Night Miss Vail xxxx
Ausus_girl13
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I confess I really hate time zones.
And now I need to hit something or just be sad and I can't decide.
And now I need to hit something or just be sad and I can't decide.
Miss Sixxy
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I confess I was at a strip club tonight
Ausus_girl13
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Naughty Miss Sixxy.. we all want details.
Hang on!
Makes myself a rum and coke.
Proceed.
Hang on!
Makes myself a rum and coke.
Proceed.
Miss Sixxy
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Met a couple of friends out at a restaurant/bar - had a few drinks and one of the guys suggested going to a strip club nearby. So, there I was - some hot girls dancing, hotter than the last time I was there. Although, the men are definitely looking at their bodies and not their faces because ugh, most of them were hideous from the neck up.
monique_minx
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I confess...I'm curious as to how many people read my latest Fucktoy diary entry just to find out if I put my ultimate fantasy in there...
...and how many people will go read it now because I just gave that away?
Hopefully it's not a huge let down, I know it's probably a fairly average fantasy but it's my ultimate
monique_minx
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I confess to just having had the weirdest and most uncomfortable conversation with my father about kinks and BDSM.
I also confess I may want to get lobotomy because I learned some disturbing information about my mother, my father and my Aunty Rebecca that I could do without EVER knowing.
I confess....I'm afraid this won't be the last conversation and I wonder if my father knows just what his princess likes to get up to *shudders and runs away for said lobotomy*
I also confess I may want to get lobotomy because I learned some disturbing information about my mother, my father and my Aunty Rebecca that I could do without EVER knowing.
I confess....I'm afraid this won't be the last conversation and I wonder if my father knows just what his princess likes to get up to *shudders and runs away for said lobotomy*
Firmhanded_Daddy
reborn in flame
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-snickers and hands her some steel wool-
Here ya go sugar. Just rub that vigorously upon the frontal lobe, should take care of any of those unwanted memories!
Here ya go sugar. Just rub that vigorously upon the frontal lobe, should take care of any of those unwanted memories!
monique_minx
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Ha-ha!
*Rolls my eyes*
Thanks so much slag fucker, it's definitely gonna take a lot more than that! I've seen and heard a lot about my parents and my aunt (not my real aunt, friend of the family since I was born) but I never EVER needed the image of my father saying, "Careful, I'll spank you." jokingly to my mother and she never EVER had to reply with, "Would you really?" And he didn't need to continue the 'joke' by saying, "yes."
And she really didn't need to throw herself across his lap and tell him to, "have at it." He then didn't need to have at it and stop only when she cried...and he didn't need to turn into a big sap over it.
AND ABOVE ALL HE NEVER EVER NEEDED TO TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Firmhanded_Daddy
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Remember the time tested lesson, cum dumpster.
Fire purifies all!
Fire purifies all!
Drunken_Angel
Princess Absinthe
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Holy fuck. What is wrong with people??
monique_minx
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Got any acid...eye wash?
*Puzzled look as though unsure of exactly which body part needs to go*
Seriously...didn't need to know my Aunty Rebecca was into rape play...didn't need to know!! Didn't need to know all the stuff my parents have 'tried' and I really didn't need to know his take on it.
I also confess...I almost told him *facepalms and groans* Seriously, I almost told him, it was awkward and such but I'm so comfortable with my dad now since I tell him everything. It's really hard not to just tell him everything. I could tell him I was really skilled at blow jobs and I can't tell him this?! I feel like I've broken my self promise today *sighs*
*Waves* Hello rock
*Turns and waves again* Hello hard place >.<
monique_minx
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Weird thing...it hasn't turned me off spankings...you'd think it'd be a possibility but I guess the masochist is ingrained or something >.>
Drunken_Angel
Princess Absinthe
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Do you think it would have been different if you had walked in on the scene rather than just being told about it?
monique_minx
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Ummm I've walked in on my mum with two other guys on separate occasions - neither one of them my father...while my parents were still together (my mum is a bigger slut than I ever gave her credit for).
I also got woken up by a loud tv once, walked downstairs and into my parents bedroom. The tv was blaring porn, my mother was propped up and asleep, her legs spread with the covers barely covering...stuff and a vibrator lying not so far away. I turned the tv off and ran like hell!
Firmhanded_Daddy
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...Ahahahahaha.
Minxy, if that happens I want fucking pictures. Seriously.
I can just see it. Him walking in on you.
"Uh.. Dad, since your standing there can you be a dear and hand me the lube? Yeah, right there next to the nipple clamps."
monique_minx
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marauder13
a lecherous old bastard
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That's not funny!!
I must confess that I found FD's comment to be rather funny, but hearing your response made it priceless
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