The Confessional

[FuckFantasy]

I love how you go from assertive woman to depraved slut in the span of three sentences.

This is the only forum in which I can talk shop and make a filthy come-on with the same person without getting fired.

Although, if I happened to have a particularly sexy client stroll in someday, I might just go for it...

 

[Light Ice]

This is the only forum in which I can talk shop and make a filthy come-on with the same person without getting fired.

Although, if I happened to have a particularly sexy client stroll in someday, I might just go for it...

"Here, have a seat. Tell me about your cock."

"Well, I was born... Wait, did you say cock?"

I can actually see that. Remind me to make an appointment.

 

[FuckFantasy]

"Here, have a seat. Tell me about your cock."

"Well, I was born... Wait, did you say cock?"

I can actually see that. Remind me to make an appointment.

I think I'll have to book an entire afternoon for you. We may need extra time for me to attempt to cure what ails you.

"Lie down on the sofa while I flick on the white noise machine and close all the blinds."

 

[Light Ice]

We should communicate via email. It looks like I'm working that way.

 

[FuckFantasy]

We should communicate via email. It looks like I'm working that way.

No, we SHOULD communicate via moans, groans, kisses, thrusts, hair pulling, and slaps... but I guess Yahoo will have to suffice.

 

[dragonrazor]

No, we SHOULD communicate via moans, groans, kisses, thrusts, hair pulling, and slaps... but I guess Yahoo will have to suffice.

My kind of communication....

 

[dragonrazor]

This is me:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/historydrawings/fightsmall.png

So...you're a Cardinal's Guard? That explains so much. My regards to Richelieu.

Well, this confirms what I was saying earlier, in any case!

Sorry. Made my other post before I saw this one. You didn't seem to have any obvious signs of Asperger's, but I was thinking, "Well, it's not like I'm in front of him and interacting with him in the flesh."

Even if you did, you don't need anyone's pity. You can handle your own.

Ahren and Light Ice know that, on some level. They'll say what they please, but they're not such assholes that they'd pick on someone severely mentally challenged, which you are not.

Yeah, well...ADHD, Tourettes', Epilepsy, various neurological disorders, an aversion to stupidity, a genetic predisposition to defiance.... *shrugs*

I confess that I miss The Learning Channel. Most of the shows they have for kids on public television are teaching my niece things that aren't always true ("moose are shy, that's why you rarely see them"....uh, no...Moose are violent, and if you see them, you should play dead.)

 

[Light Ice]

Yeah, well...ADHD, Tourettes', Epilepsy, various neurological disorders, an aversion to stupidity, a genetic predisposition to defiance.... *shrugs*

And a bad case of verbal diarrhea to boot. It's going to be a long uphill climb for you, Dragon.

 

[dragonrazor]

And a bad case of verbal diarrhea to boot. It's going to be a long uphill climb for you, Dragon.

Actually, I used to be a very quiet person. In fact, I rarely spoke. I deemed all of humanity too Dark Age to bother with. I got better.

So this girl. She turned you into a newt?

 

[yeishia]

Slips in and hands LI a White Rose .....

 

[miaction69]

i confess i'm saving my new purple vibrator - otherwise i'll end up disillusioned and recognise it for what it is...synthetic

 

[yeishia]

I confess I am becoming addicted to Raw Oysters Lord they are so yummy

 

[Mephistophelily]

I confess to being an angry, frustrated, annoyed bitch as of late.
I confess I no longer give a shit.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

ICT I am really confused.

ICT I don't completely understand.

But what I do know is that yes we all get it, you're superior. Now could you shut up?

(yes. general statement, blanket)

Also, what is going on with everyone? ICT I feel like something is about to implode again. And I have not bloody clue. So role call, y'all okay?

 

[Light Ice]

ICT I am really confused.

ICT I don't completely understand.

But what I do know is that yes we all get it, you're superior. Now could you shut up?

(yes. general statement, blanket)

Also, what is going on with everyone? ICT I feel like something is about to implode again. And I have not bloody clue. So role call, y'all okay?

I'm fucking awesome right now. How are you?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

My confessions are small~

ICT I am missing my Muse and my Darkness.

ICT I am really excited to be working on the Massacre thread but that I am having a terrible time writing my character the way she NEEDS to be.

ICT I was in a fight on my way home last night and was escorted home by the police. No idea if I have charges pending. Go me.

 

[monique_minx]

ICT I am really confused.

ICT I don't completely understand.

But what I do know is that yes we all get it, you're superior. Now could you shut up?

(yes. general statement, blanket)

Also, what is going on with everyone? ICT I feel like something is about to implode again. And I have not bloody clue. So role call, y'all okay?

Great, wonderful, terrific...need to talk to Leo >.>

FML

But yeah, other than that I'm fine here...

Not too sure why the others all seem to be bitching at each other

 

[monique_minx]

My confessions are small~

ICT I am missing my Muse and my Darkness.

ICT I am really excited to be working on the Massacre thread but that I am having a terrible time writing my character the way she NEEDS to be.

ICT I was in a fight on my way home last night and was escorted home by the police. No idea if I have charges pending. Go me.

Holy crap Luna, are you okay?

*Hugs my wolven, worried*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Holy crap Luna, are you okay?

*Hugs my wolven, worried*

kisses miny's nose

I don't like racist, sexist people. I don't like men who only think they are men when they approach someone smaller than themselves in an attempt at intimidation. I don't like the N word. I don't like drunk people. All of those things conspired against me. The fist fight was between myself and a man after his tart of a girlfriend dropped the N word. I busted his mouth for him, stopped traffic in the center of my town. *shrugs* It pissed me off because had the police first stopped when they noticed the drunken quartet, the rest would have been avoided. Instead, they ignored the lushes, only stopping once things had gotten out of control. Would I fight him again? Damn skippy. Do I care what other people think? Fuck no. Violence may not have been the answer but I felt it was. *shrugs again* I am sure, the next time he won't assume that just because he is a foot taller than someone, she will cower and call him Sir.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

I'm fucking awesome right now. How are you?

I... don't... know... honestly.

Too much self reflection can leave you in a mire. Alors!

Smacks Minxy's behind

Kisses Light Ice on the cheek,

Hugs Luna,

Plops a pie in front of Draggy

And fixes my yardstick.

Whew. Better.

 

[dragonrazor]

My confessions are small~

ICT I am missing my Muse and my Darkness.

ICT I am really excited to be working on the Massacre thread but that I am having a terrible time writing my character the way she NEEDS to be.

ICT I was in a fight on my way home last night and was escorted home by the police. No idea if I have charges pending. Go me.

How many pieces did you leave them in? I mean << >>

I confess that I am amused.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I... don't... know... honestly.

Too much self reflection can leave you in a mire. Alors!

Smacks Minxy's behind

Kisses Light Ice on the cheek,

Hugs Luna,

Plops a pie in front of Draggy

And fixes my yardstick.

Whew. Better.

grins at Ausus

Come lift with me...and then do some Tae bo...you will feel much better.

How many pieces did you leave them in? I mean << >>

I confess that I am amused.

smart ass!

 

[dragonrazor]

grins at Ausus

Come lift with me...and then do some Tae bo...you will feel much better.



smart ass!

You love it.

 

[monique_minx]

kisses miny's nose

I don't like racist, sexist people. I don't like men who only think they are men when they approach someone smaller than themselves in an attempt at intimidation. I don't like the N word. I don't like drunk people. All of those things conspired against me. The fist fight was between myself and a man after his tart of a girlfriend dropped the N word. I busted his mouth for him, stopped traffic in the center of my town. *shrugs* It pissed me off because had the police first stopped when they noticed the drunken quartet, the rest would have been avoided. Instead, they ignored the lushes, only stopping once things had gotten out of control. Would I fight him again? Damn skippy. Do I care what other people think? Fuck no. Violence may not have been the answer but I felt it was. *shrugs again* I am sure, the next time he won't assume that just because he is a foot taller than someone, she will cower and call him Sir.

*Smiles brightly and hugs my Luna*

Nope, I agree entirely. Try explaining logic to paint sniffers and drunks in my neighbourhood and you get raped, you get dead, you get really fucked up but you don't get much of anywhere with the understanding portion.

So seriously? Proud of you my wolven
Hate men who think women are helpless little cowering cutesy toy things that need a big strong protector! Pfft!

I can throw a punch better than most men! They shouldn't dare press charges since the girl is the one who provoked it.

I... don't... know... honestly.

Too much self reflection can leave you in a mire. Alors!

Smacks Minxy's behind

Kisses Light Ice on the cheek,

Hugs Luna,

Plops a pie in front of Draggy

And fixes my yardstick.

Whew. Better.

*Sharp yelp*

Balanced much?!

 

[Alana_]

I confess I've only noticed I opened a Private China Pearl related thread in the Lounge, and Im not sure if it's the right place. For the life of me I don't know where all the others are, here or srp.
I'll just have to wait and see if my cage is rattled.