dragonrazor
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That sounds more like your fantasy than mine.
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That sounds more like your fantasy than mine.
Ausus_girl13
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ICT I'm grinning like a fool and madly in love with you. Fucking hot. My sweetest addiction, your babygirl loves you Papipuddles, waiting for him to get home
You are hot. Steaming. rawrs
How did you get sleep last night, and how many times did you listen to that song? lol I'm so freaking tired. Time for a nap, I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight.
Go get em girl! Make him sweat
Only once more. But after you were finished entertaining him (I am nothing if not polite)... I couldn't stop begging.
He indulged, covered me, and I sank into a blissful sleep. (this is the short version)
Like all girls when properly fucked.
Falls over giggling.
Firmhanded_Daddy
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Such a dirty girl, Ausus... you have tainted my virgin ears!
Ausus_girl13
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HA! There ain't nothing virgin about any part of your body!
I know. You naughty naughty man.
Firmhanded_Daddy
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Well, maybe you should check just to be sure huh? Sometimes tactile sensation is much better than just visual inspection.
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dragonrazor
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Now there's a mental image I can never unsee....
dragonrazor
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I would just like to point you to the fact that the source material he's using is Encyclopedia Dramatica. If there were a worse possible source for information than Wikipedia or 4Chan...that would be it.
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LoganDarkHolme
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i hate that self spewing bullshit of assholes, where do people dug up these haters wiki-posts?
shits just the ranting of a self loothing twaffle with no life who is nerd raging over the fact he still lives with his mom in the basement
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ICT being amazed at the bombs LI throws at Dragon. Jesus christ. I've seen less brutal shit in a cage fight! *bells rings for round 2* Oh shit, I'm gettin out the way!
dragonrazor
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It's not really a fight. Most of what he spews is the garbage of the opinionated with next to no ability to tell the difference between reality and fantasy (and lacking the brainpower to ponder the what ifs)
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Won't argue. It's nerd flaming nerd.
But at least one of those nerds has figured out that stroking it to cartoon animals is pathetic.
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You wouldn't survive. Death by overwhelming brattiness. A good death to be sure.
OMFG. HILARIOUS
Light Ice
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What if? Like, what if a fox and a man had a baby and you could somehow stick your dick in it?
No. I can honestly say that's never crossed my mind.
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Check your email, Daddy.
LoganDarkHolme
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and another person realizes that Light Ice is an asshole, there is hope for the boards yet
dragonrazor
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See what I mean?
No, the what if of is our form truly what all evolution will aspire to? What if there were other humanoid sentients? Ones that were humanoid, rather than human (to use the correct term for a "furry", Anthropomorphic).
This is where your ignorance fails you. You see an animal where anyone with an ounce of common sense sees nonhuman sentients.
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Boys.
Knock it off..
All of you. Before I take out my yard stick again and start swatting asses.
Got it?
Take it somewhere else.
Knock it off..
All of you. Before I take out my yard stick again and start swatting asses.
Got it?
Take it somewhere else.
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All this from the guy that hasn't left Mommy's basement in 2.5 years.
LoganDarkHolme
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in most cases although the anatomy of the Furry is identical to humans just with the outset of fur cross species pregnancy is impossible from a biological stand point, the DNA sequences are just not compatible to be able to create a stable living life form, it would be no different if a dog fucked a cat, the cat could not get pregnant because the DNA is just radically different
dragonrazor
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Is that the steel one? I need some iron in my diet.
Erhm. I confess that I'm done trying to cast illumination on the darkness that is ignorance born of religious dogma that anything that isn't human is evil.
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Is LI a dick? Sure. But I'd be lying if I didn't say it was partially funny, not the attack so much as the conviction with which he does it. That's dedication and I now nominate LI for Hater Of The Year. It's rather prestigious. Hrm, now I got to do something to get me a nomination, who can I fuck with and not lose? LMAO.
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So, your argument is that people might one day evolve into wolf-fox-bunny people and therefore you should want to stick your dick in animals?
p + q -> Basement Dweller.
LoganDarkHolme
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HA! now thats funny
Jokas_Wild
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Add FF to HOTY nominations. 3 spots left people.
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