Jokas_Wild
Verbal Napalm
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ICT this is an awesome thread hijack. I'm laughing like a retard with a pin wheel! Hey, is that joke HOTY worthy? Retard jokes are pretty distasteful. I like distasteful!
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You...do realize that Judaism, Christianity, and Islam can all be summed up in one singular statement? To paraphrase all three religions (and the way their religious authorities have behaved for nearly two millenia) "If you don't worship our god, you're going to hell"
I can't believe a Wiccan is claiming that the Holy Bible belongs in the Fantasy section. I just... I don't even KNOW.
Christians always 'loose' what, exactly? There's no arguing with someone as close-minded as yourself. So if they walk away because they're tired of talking to a brick wall, you shouldn't consider it a victory.
Specific. Examples.
Still waiting.
You...do realize that Judaism, Christianity, and Islam can all be summed up in one singular statement? To paraphrase all three religions (and the way their religious authorities have behaved for nearly two millenia) "If you don't worship our god, you're going to hell"
LOL darlin, i just threw that out there to get a reaction cause all this arguement and interspecies bashing is fun to watch, do i honestly feel that way ?? no, i beleive everyone is entitled to practice what ever religion they want and neither religion is right or wrong on how they interpret what their diety says/does/is
so please dont rip my nutz off, i still need them lol
Now all I need is for Dragon to admit that he has no idea what he's talking about either, and you can all go home with your genitalia in tact.
There's are entire sections of the bible listing quite a large number of animals and most nonhuman sentient species as unclean. It's a staple of the religion. Remember that part about how they're not supposed to eat pork? That's extremely Old Testament.
There's are entire sections of the bible listing quite a large number of animals and most nonhuman sentient species as unclean. It's a staple of the religion. Remember that part about how they're not supposed to eat pork? That's extremely Old Testament.
LOL darlin, i just threw that out there to get a reaction cause all this arguement and interspecies bashing is fun to watch, do i honestly feel that way ?? no, i beleive everyone is entitled to practice what ever religion they want and neither religion is right or wrong on how they interpret what their diety says/does/is
so please dont rip my nutz off, i still need them lol
ICT Considerin actually making a legit Hater Of The ____ thread in the lounge. Turn it into a weekly contest, best of the week wins. Would anyone participate or am I just an asshole with a terrible sense of humor?
Two problems, first, you said that EVERYTHING that is not human is EVIL. A few specific examples.. twenty or so are hardly *everything* The "unclean" passage was a set of culturally and temporally specific edicts, some of which -pork especially- were actually important due to ignorance about bacteria.
Second, unclean does not equate to evil. I doubt very much that Satan in the bible is equatable to eating pork.
On that note, I have to confess that most people are mistaken when they interpret the story of the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah. More specifically, they misread the reason the two cities were destroyed. And the sad part is the bible tells you the actual reason. So here's where I wax (whacks?) rhapsodic. Two cities. Travellers. A religious procession travels the land, and is RAPED by people from Sodom (and possibly Gomorrah. If memory serves, Gomorrah didn't bother to help the religious procession and give them sanctuary). People assume that it's because the people of Sodom and Gomorrah were gay. But it's not. THEY RAPED A FUCKING PRIEST, OF COURSE THEY WERE GOING TO GET SMITED)
Give me exact passages, please. Educate me, Dragon. Show me the error of my ways.
Animals ARE unclean. They're dirty by nature. I am not Jewish, so I don't buy the idea of not eating certain ones, so I can't even comment on that. But 'unclean' and 'evil' are two different things entirely. Furthermore, animals are used throughout the Bible as metaphors, symbolism, etc. Jesus is compared to a lamb going to the slaughter - not exactly a statement saying that lambs are evil, now is it?
You lose.
EDIT EDIT EDIT:
Just so we're clear?
Christians really stick to the New Testament, so again, your argument fails. If you're talking about the book of Leviticus, or the idea of 'an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth', the message of Jesus Christ - "Love one another", "Turn the other cheek", "Pray for your enemies" - overrides such principles.
Yes, but also keep in mind that according to the bible we were also told not to trust certain things. Among them, we were told that we need to beware because "Devils can walk in human form"...that's an indicator that an entire species is supposed to be evil.
I confess that you are a fucking douchebag.![]()
Animals are dirty by nature? Raccoons. Pigs. Cockroaches. You may not realize this but these three are actually the cleanest and cleanliest animals on the planet. They make US look unclean.
Run this by me again, I think it missed your logic filter
Animals are dirty by nature? Raccoons. Pigs. Cockroaches. You may not realize this but these three are actually the cleanest and cleanliest animals on the planet. They make US look unclean. Easiest way to kill a roach is to spray a contact poison around. They actually ingest it as they wash themselves.
So I bet you'd be thrilled to tears to wake up and find your empty bed covered in cockroaches, right?
Again, you're dodging my questions. You haven't back up any of your statements. You're wrong. You fail. You lose. Just admit it. Just say it. "I was wrong, I don't actually know what I'm talking about, I'm saying things I've read from other ill-informed people on other pathetic furry boards and I don't actually know anything for sure."
You'll feel really, REALLY good when you do, Dragon. It'll be your first step to acting like a man.
I take it you believed it was because Sodom was gay?