The Cozy Corner

[EyesOnHers]

I need his signature on a couple documents before the thud at the semi- bottomless pit.. preferably in blue ink and not blood red

Carmen and Katie have the assassins' guild covered.
But I'm half offended you don't think I can handle a bit of simple forgery as the head of the thieves guild

 

[cheekygirl75]

Mmmm, my sister got Brazilian snacks for lunch! Yum! (Though I wish it came with some sauce)

 

[MissSNG]

Wow.... that was low.... even for you.

I'm glad you spent 9 hrs at the ER!

Wow, talk about low!!

<ducks around the shots fired and heads for the nearest open bottle of liquor>

Man it’s scary in here sometimes

 

[jason28053]

Carmen and Katie have the assassins' guild covered.
But I'm half offended you don't think I can handle a bit of simple forgery as the head of the thieves guild

This reminds me of the show Bad Sisters!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Mmmm, my sister got Brazilian snacks for lunch! Yum! (Though I wish it came with some sauce)

Do Brazilian snacks have a little line of hair on them?

*runs away, giggling*

 

[jason28053]

Do Brazilian snacks have a little line of hair on them?

*runs away, giggling*

Sans hair lol

 

[cheekygirl75]

Sans hair lol

I hope so!!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

<ducks around the shots fired and heads for the nearest open bottle of liquor>

Man it’s scary in here sometimes

It's what I find soooooo sexy....

Carmen and Katie have the assassins' guild covered.
But I'm half offended you don't think I can handle a bit of simple forgery as the head of the thieves guild

I had to think on this one for a bit. I tried to put myself in the thieves guild and I just don't see it. The fading of eyes as their life slowly ebbs away is just too delicious.... @EyesOnHers you got this!

 

[Qky75]

I hope so!!

I hear the hairless chocolate star is a quintessential feature:

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Carmen and Katie have the assassins' guild covered.
But I'm half offended you don't think I can handle a bit of simple forgery as the head of the thieves guild

I would never questioned your abilities young lady but last time I needed signatures after prosecco you signed them all Peter Rabbit with a set of bunny ears...

 

[EyesOnHers]

I had to think on this one for a bit. I tried to put myself in the thieves guild and I just don't see it. The fading of eyes as their life slowly ebbs away is just too delicious.... @EyesOnHers you got this!

It's why we work well together babe

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I hear the hairless chocolate star is a quintessential feature:

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With a quick scroll, I thought it was a rorschach image. If so, poop. I see poop

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I hear the hairless chocolate star is a quintessential feature:

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And now we deep dive into the ever informative conversation of the beauty of a womens starfish

 

[KatieKulka32]

Carmen and Katie have the assassins' guild covered.
But I'm half offended you don't think I can handle a bit of simple forgery as the head of the thieves guild

We got faith in your ability in all kinds of sordid treachery

I hear the hairless chocolate star is a quintessential feature:

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I see, umm, never mind

 

[Mandy504]

With a quick scroll, I thought it was a rorschach image. If so, poop. I see poop

I see my ex

 

[MissSNG]

And now we deep dive into the ever informative conversation of the beauty of a womens starfish

I’m out

lol

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I see bumholes

 

[EyesOnHers]

I would never questioned your abilities young lady but last time I needed signatures after prosecco you signed them all Peter Rabbit with a set of bunny ears...

And it got through
I checked with the Lady beforehand and so long as I got evidence of them in little bunny costumes before throwing them in the pit it was fine

 

[ScarletDaisy]

And now we deep dive into the ever informative conversation of the beauty of a womens starfish

Aaaaand I'm out

I’m out

lol

You beat me to it!

 

[metrifonate]

Sometimes you click on this thread and think leaping in is like sticking your fingers in the spokes of a rapidly rotating bike wheel.

 

[cheekygirl75]

And now we deep dive into the ever informative conversation of the beauty of a womens starfish

I’m out

lol

Aaaaand I'm out

You beat me to it!

We need @Shymidwestgirl to keep someone in line so people don’t flee!!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I see my ex

Love it! Your ex it is!

Shall we just call him poop, or do you have a preferred name?

How about Mr Pooped His Pants?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I hear the hairless chocolate star is a quintessential feature:

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Nasty.....

I see my ex

I don't. Well, that's not entirely true. Any time I think of my ex, I think of flames, screams of agony and my maniacal laughter

Sometimes you click on this thread and think leaping in is like sticking your fingers in the spokes of a rapidly rotating bike wheel.

Fun, right?!

 

[Mandy504]

Poop, don't waste letters on him

 

[ScarletDaisy]

We need @Shymidwestgirl to keep someone in line so people don’t flee!!

Duuuuude.... She called HR on you.