The Cozy Corner

[ScarletDaisy]

*whispers*

Do you fancy a cheeky glass of fizz to go with your lunch?

The boss and I had a rough meeting with Mr Ego. We put him in his place and are going for beer at lunch.

 

[EasyBrad59]

Lunchtime check in. How's it going Cozy?

Just finished lunch. Wondering if I should skip rest of work day

 

[EyesOnHers]

I wish. Work tends to notice when I'm not around

Because you're gorgeous

 

[jason28053]

@jason28053 have you been to the Dark Alley recently?
It's been revamped.
A lovely speakeasy so bring your wallet so you can get drinks.
But unfortunately the clock tower is broken so you'll need to bring a watch

Taking notes

 

[cheekygirl75]

Just finished lunch. Wondering if I should skip rest of work day

Do it!!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

@jason28053 have you been to the Dark Alley recently?
It's been revamped.
A lovely speakeasy so bring your wallet so you can get drinks.
But unfortunately the clock tower is broken so you'll need to bring a watch

Definitely bring a watch.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I don’t see a good future ahead for the building inspector given this crowd…

Chica, I am shocked and appalled that you'd think or even suggest our building inspector would meet a mind-numbing painful, skin tearing, bone shattering demise!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I’ve got Jameson in my desk cabinet…..we can make happy hour right now!

Sounds like an invitation

Today isn't a cubicle day. When your Zoom meets get forward to your phone, just tell them the bar is your new background, and it isn't really where you are.

And the slurring of my speech is a bad connection right?

Because you're gorgeous

And loud, so very loud

 

[jason28053]

@jason28053 have you been to the Dark Alley recently?
It's been revamped.
A lovely speakeasy so bring your wallet so you can get drinks.
But unfortunately the clock tower is broken so you'll need to bring a watch

Once we’re done with him. I’ll take over as inspector! I have lots to inspect.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

And the slurring of my speech is a bad connection right?

I think once you fell off the bar stool, the slurred speech would be the least of your concerns. Or maybe not, as it may be a sign of head trauma at that point.

 

[Jaws82]

Going through some vacay pics!

https://ibb.co/dw8Y7mcv

Perfect fit for you !

 

[jason28053]

Sounds like an invitation

And the slurring of my speech is a bad connection right?

And loud, so very loud

You post three emojis with no link!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Chica, I am shocked and appalled that you'd think or even suggest our building inspector would meet a mind-numbing painful, skin tearing, bone shattering demise!

I need his signature on a couple documents before the thud at the semi- bottomless pit.. preferably in blue ink and not blood red

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Well, that was a shitshow of an afternoon, but work is done now.

 

[KatieKulka32]

I think once you fell off the bar stool, the slurred speech would be the least of your concerns. Or maybe not, as it may be a sign of head trauma at that point.

I have never, ever fallen off a stool or chair.

I have tipped a couple over while seated in them though

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Well, that was a shitshow of an afternoon, but work is done now.

Shake off the afternoon!

 

[jason28053]

I have never, ever fallen off a stool or chair.

I have tipped a couple over while seated in them though

So you’re saying you’re top heavy?

 

[Taegul]

Taking notes

Thank God I don't have to pay a royalty for every time I use this meme.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I think once you fell off the bar stool, the slurred speech would be the least of your concerns. Or maybe not, as it may be a sign of head trauma at that point.

If that bar stool is in their speakeasy slurred speech is the least of your problems... thats normally when they ring the gimp and have you relocated to the dungeon

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I think once you fell off the bar stool, the slurred speech would be the least of your concerns. Or maybe not, as it may be a sign of head trauma at that point.

Slurred speech? It just means you're getting ready to catch your 2nd wind!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh fuck

 

[Jaws82]

Slurred speech? It just means you're getting ready to catch your 2nd wind!

Just needs a redbull to Kickstart it

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Your wit has definitely quit!!

Wow.... that was low.... even for you.

I'm glad you spent 9 hrs at the ER!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm glad you spent 9 hrs at the ER!

Wow, talk about low!!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Wow, talk about low!!

Your welcome cheeky.