The Cozy Corner

[jason28053]

You're terrified but oddly intrigued

Probably trying to extinguish candles or something

That’s no way to have oral sex with a candle Katie.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

for lunch in the garden. for non-stop rain

We can make our own non-stop rain instead

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Alright Monday, I don't like you and you don't like me. Lets just do this thing and nobody gets hurt. Then I'll relax with the bottle of wine chilling in my fridge later tonight.

Hope you all have/had a good day

Wine? You? Seriously ... what happened to Katie? What did you do with her?

 

[RDM97756]

How much coffee have Y’all consumed already? I said good morning and hour ago and we are already 3 pages removed ! It is Monday for crying out loud, i dont havethe strength to keep up at 530 in the morning

 

[KatieKulka32]

Wine? You? Seriously ... what happened to Katie? What did you do with her?

Doctor said I should incorporate more fruit in my diet.

 

[jonnoback]

I really hope we get some actual rain

It’ll save me time watering

 

[caullywally]

We all go on about rain .. in our UK for sure ... its been pissing down today... but very mild ... I've planted so many vegetables in this rain ... I hope they reciprocate my attention to said vegetables

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Doctor said I should incorporate more fruit in my diet.

You have other options... Mimosas, screwdriver, tequila sunrise, sex on the beach.

 

[jonnoback]

Its that fine rain that soaks you through, here.

How to spot someone from the UK. They’re discussing the type of rain.

 

[jason28053]

How to spot someone from the UK. They’re discussing the type of rain.

A new topic for discussion.

How to spot someone from the UK?

 

[mickyp123]

A new topic for discussion.

How to spot someone from the UK?

A Spurt is merely a drip under pressure

 

[jason28053]

A Spurt is merely a drip under pressure

“Pressure pressing down on you”

 

[Dayhoosier]

We can make our own non-stop rain instead

 

[metrifonate]

A new topic for discussion.

How to spot someone from the UK?

They're usually spotty anyway.

 

[Dayhoosier]

A new topic for discussion.

How to spot someone from the UK?

Same way you spot anyone else....if it's their first back handspring attempt, be ready and place your hand at the small of the back just as they arch it...enough that they feel safe but not so much you're doing the work for them. Then just follow the handspring with your hand in place and keeping a wide stance yourself.

I'm happy you're volunteering to spot people. This is what wornout buddies are for.

 

[jason28053]

A new topic for discussion.

How to spot someone from the UK?

I’ll start. They pronounce “a” as “ahh”

 

[jason28053]

Same way you spot anyone else....if it's their first back handspring attempt, be ready and place your hand at the small of the back just as they arch it...enough that they feel safe but not so much you're doing the work for them. Then just follow the handspring with your hand in place and keeping a wife stance yourself.

I'm happy you're volunteering to spot people. This is what wornout buddies are for.

What’s a “wife” stance? A UK thing?

 

[Dayhoosier]

What’s a “wife” stance? A UK thing?

Dammit

 

[KatieKulka32]

You can tell someone is from the UK if they speak English, but with inventive curse words, and if they enjoy the football with a round ball.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

You can tell someone is from the UK if they speak English, but with inventive curse words, and if they enjoy the football with a round ball.

Yep. I don't think "swamp donkey" would ever be in my vocabulary.

 

[jason28053]

You can tell someone is from the UK if they speak English, but with inventive curse words, and if they enjoy the football with a round ball.

They say Wanker a lot

 

[KatieKulka32]

I'm happy you're volunteering to spot people. This is what wornout buddies are for.

Wornout buddies?!?!

Oh my

 

[alba_sun]

Wornout buddies?!?!

Oh my

You know, buddies who have just spent hours having a really long, intense, rigorous… catchup

 

[MynameisRaymondSmith]

Yep. I don't think "swamp donkey" would ever be in my vocabulary.

Swamp donkey. Thats inventive and I will have to poach it for my adventures in NOLA latter in June.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Wornout buddies?!?!

Oh my

Freudian I suppose.....I'll stand by this one