The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

Be honest. All of your exes are in prison taking the rap for you aren't they?

Geeze not all of them!

Some of them passed suddenly, tragically, and unexpected right after they named me sole beneficiary in their wills.

I miss them each and every day

 

[wwot40]

Geeze not all of them!

Some of them passed suddenly, tragically, and unexpected right after they named me sole beneficiary in their wills.

I miss them each and every day

Absence dooes make the heart grow fonder!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Geeze not all of them!

Some of them passed suddenly, tragically, and unexpected right after they named me sole beneficiary in their wills.

I miss them each and every day

I think I have enough exes to make a special month just for them.

 

[Sleepstory]

I think I have enough exes to make a special month just for them.

You would..

 

[KatieKulka32]

I think I have enough exes to make a special month just for them.

A special month sponsored by various medieval torture techniques?

 

[Catchinbass]

Just for you!

Seeing it again! I would do anything you ask.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

A special month sponsored by various medieval torture techniques?

Chica, you have no idea.

Did you know a 5 lb mace does a hell of a lot of damage to a shin?! It's glorious!

 

[Sleepstory]

Seeing it again! I would do anything you ask.

Dang it did I miss digital goodies?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Chica, you have no idea.

Did you know a 5 lb mace does a hell of a lot of damage to a shin?! It's glorious!

I imagine the sound the tibia makes when cracking is just chef's kiss

 

[humanmale]

Also, to the thread as a whole - apostrophes are for contractions and possessives. NOT for plurals! (I.e. “speedos” not “speedo’s” unless you’re talking about something owned by the speedos!)

I can’t get your sexy clause out of my head! The grammar is just perfect Uhh, and the naughty use of capitals It’s got me all worked up.

 

[cheekygirl75]

What’s for dinner/late night snack/breakfast today?

 

[humanmale]

What’s for dinner/late night snack/breakfast today?

Want some Danish?

 

[humanmale]

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

We know .. we seen the way you dry hump @SirCorneliusWankumbush leg

Ikr!! I have feelings too!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Also, to the thread as a whole - apostrophes are for contractions and possessives. NOT for plurals! (I.e. “speedos” not “speedo’s” unless you’re talking about something owned by the speedos!) Your English lesson for the day!

ETA - I realize I’m being a wanker

 

[jason28053]

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A preposition is not something you end a sentence with

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

A preposition is not something you end a sentence with

 

[jason28053]

I’ll just leave this here.

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[BongoGal]

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How many Grammar Nazis does it take to know the difference between a grammar mistake and a spelling mistake?

 

[jason28053]

How many Grammar Nazis does it take to know the difference between a grammar mistake and a spelling mistake?

Bongo Bango … how many?

 

[wwot40]

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You’re killin' me...KILLIN' ME!! It has been decades since I had a Spandauer!! Drool!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Does anyone meal plan? How do you do it?

 

[Nylonian]

I imagine the sound the tibia makes when cracking is just chef's kiss

This is some Hannibal level talk...

Somewhere, there's a recipe tin with a recipe for bone broth consommé...

 

[F3x0r]

Does anyone meal plan? How do you do it?

Kinda but I'm awful at not sticking with it and just deciding to other meals or going out etc etc

 

[Nylonian]

Does anyone meal plan? How do you do it?

This is some Hannibal level talk...

Somewhere, there's a recipe tin with a recipe for bone broth consommé...

Recipe tin... Make a recipe that calls for 4 but you live alone. Freeze the rest and hope no one finds the secret compartment good stuff. Defrost night before and enjoy. Mangiate.