The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

We don't cock shame here. Now apologize to @SirCorneliusWankumbush

No, you need to apologize to me for blirting this out like that!

See if you get any for awhile now!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Dammit.... you caught me *hands over NERD card*

Walks over to the shredder

 

[EyesOnHers]

Afternoon from a rather warm UK

Actual photo of me atm...

 

[deft]

Afternoon from a rather warm UK

Actual photo of me atm...

Hottt whatever the weather, babe

 

[jonnoback]

We don't cock shame here. Now apologize to @SirCorneliusWankumbush

Sorry... fellow member of the legion of challenged cocks...

I was distracted by @KatieKulka32 comment about I could take it all though

 

[ScarletDaisy]

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Is that @SirCorneliusWankumbush ?? Or am I monocle-blind?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Afternoon from a rather warm UK

Actual photo of me atm...
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Here's to cooler days ahead, hopefully soon!

 

[Qky75]

Is that @SirCorneliusWankumbush ?? Or am I monocle-blind?

That's him translating for me pre coffee

 

[KatieKulka32]

I was distracted by @KatieKulka32 comment about I could take it all though

This could refer to any number of things!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is that @SirCorneliusWankumbush ?? Or am I monocle-blind?

I'm going to say you're monocle blind for not knowing this already!

*withholds tiara so you don't trip over it*

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Walks over to the shredder

It might be full from shredding all your love letters to me.

 

[KatieKulka32]

It might be full from shredding all your love letters to me.

Oh I tape those to the stalls in public bathrooms

 

[Qky75]

This could refer to any number of things!

It could.

Lizzie Borden could have been innocent as she claimed.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Afternoon from a rather warm UK

Actual photo of me atm...
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I know that's supposed to be sweat, but that's not where my mind went.

 

[KatieKulka32]

It could.

Lizzie Borden could have been innocent as she claimed.

Not guilty is the sweetest two words in the English language

 

[jonnoback]

Oh I tape those to the stalls in public bathrooms

Knew I'd seen them somewhere...

 

[jonnoback]

Not guilty is the sweetest two words in the English language

Especially when you're sat in the dock... I've never felt so relieved

 

[EyesOnHers]

I know that's supposed to be sweat, but that's not where my mind went.

You would be correct in your assumption.
Don't judge, needs must in this heat.

I absolutely jumped in the paddling pool in my lunchbreak.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

*thinks about spare window AC unit hanging out in my garage*

*giggles in American*

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Oh I tape those to the stalls in public bathrooms

Damn you!!!!

Oh well, no one knows who SirCornelius is except on lit!

 

[EyesOnHers]

*thinks about spare window AC unit hanging out in my garage*

*giggles in American*

I know enough American to understand that Daisy!!!

 

[F3x0r]

Damn you!!!!

Oh well, no one knows who SirCornelius is except on lit!

The true superhero we deserve

 

[EyesOnHers]

Damn you!!!!

Oh well, no one knows who SirCornelius is except on lit!

*pauses uploading video footage of SirCornelius on to the dark web to giggle in English*

 

[jason28053]

Good morning CC, it’s
77° here humidity 83°
Feels like a swamp outside

 

[KatieKulka32]

Knew I'd seen them somewhere...

The constant misspellings and grammar mistakes were a dead giveaway weren't they?

Damn you!!!!

Oh well, no one knows who SirCornelius is except on lit!

IRL you are probably Peasant Cornelius or something