Orwellian69
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Welcome to the stage, bringing a touch of class to this grubby affair....*insert classy stripper name*
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wwot40
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I can do that....I love tequilla!Yeah you would never accomplish anything productive
If I say cock too much guess what happens to my inbox
The preferred method to obtain what you desire is via gifting of jewelry or the offering of liquor, namely tequila.
Dayhoosier
Eh 🤷♂️
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So if I lick her? Is that what I heard you say?Yeah you would never accomplish anything productive
If I say cock too much guess what happens to my inbox
The preferred method to obtain what you desire is via gifting of jewelry or the offering of liquor, namely tequila.
KatieKulka32
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I thought that was ones porn star name.
cheekygirl75
Brains of the Outfit
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cheekygirl75
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KatieKulka32
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No you need to get your date to take the tequila, not you!
Unless I'm misunderstanding what you want
Dayhoosier
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So ok got it *gets soft filter ready adjusts lighting sketches out some varying angles*
So you'll give me CONSTRUCTIVE feedback, right?
KatieKulka32
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I am so so fortunate I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this
wwot40
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Oh.....I guess that's could work too...No you need to get your date to take the tequila, not you!
Unless I'm misunderstanding what you want
MidwestPrincess23
S&S Prom Queen 🦩
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And yet... here I am... still asking for their nudes
*sigh*
Dayhoosier
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*Steps away from MWP inbox* watch out everyone....take cover.....it's about to explode!!!!!!
Qky75
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Wait....so am I interpreting all the "aaaaw how cute...look at it" all wrong? That's it's more like one reacts to a tiny tiny furry caterpillar rather than one gasps at a magnificent python?!?!?!
Dayhoosier
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My daughter has a ball python named Toni.... It's pretty cute
Qky75
Over it
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Why man? ....
MidwestPrincess23
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Y'all... before you go all "RIP mwp's inbox"
nobody tries me anymore - I'll be okay
you guys are safe
nobody tries me anymore - I'll be okay
you guys are safe
Jaws82
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LatinaCarmen1980
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So something like 'Chiquita Rodriguez?' I like it
Dayhoosier
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Smart
I read dudes and sent penis portraits anyway
MidwestPrincess23
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rawr baby, so very rawr
you took 'dudes' and ran all the way across the ocean with it
MidwestPrincess23
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So you read dudes and said "close enough"… I kinda love the commitment
LordofDargaardkeep
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I am just so fucking confused... I am aware this isn't really new when it comes to me but I am still trying to figure out who names their dog pot?
And mothers maiden name was noodle? Or was that her stripper name? WTF ...
Jaws82
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In the sexiest banana costume ever.So something like 'Chiquita Rodriguez?' I like it
Jaws82
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