The Cozy Corner

[RDM97756]

What are you going to be?

I have a tight black outfit I'm pairing with some kitty cat ears.

Meow.

Yep not finding this link either!

 

[RDM97756]

Good morning Coziers!
May you all be humped **cough**

I mean, may all your Wednesdays be humped

My Wednesday is certainly fucked humped…

I how ever am not.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Morning, y'all!

I take my coffee black, please.

I'm excited, both of my Halloween costumes are here and everything fits!

Anyone else dressing up this year?

I'll be taking a flight that day, so I will probably dress as angry at people flyer.

 

[Trubbycat]

Morning, y'all!

I take my coffee black, please.

I'm excited, both of my Halloween costumes are here and everything fits!

Anyone else dressing up this year?

I wish. I miss Halloween parties. I could go to the NYC parade but it is a million people and gets way too crazy (not in the good way).

 

[ShaneoD]

I'll be taking a flight that day, so I will probably dress as angry at people flyer.

Remember the knee length boots, a belt, a hooded jumper, some chunky jewellery and to put your sunglasses on top of your head so you can act angry when they ask you to take them all off.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Remember the knee length boots, a belt, a hooded jumper, some chunky jewellery and to put your sunglasses on top of your head so you can act angry when they ask you to take them all off.

And vibrator in carryon.

 

[ShaneoD]

And vibrator in carryon.

This reminded me of a colleague who was amazed at a lady because she brought a dildo with her but had it in a paper bag with her breakfast, "could she not wait until she got off the plane!"

 

[Cruel_summer]

This reminded me of a colleague who was amazed at a lady because she brought a dildo with her but had it in a paper bag with her breakfast, "could she not wait until she got off the plane!"

A paper bag is WILD

 

[RDM97756]

This reminded me of a colleague who was amazed at a lady because she brought a dildo with her but had it in a paper bag with her breakfast, "could she not wait until she got off the plane!"

Called: getting off a mile high club.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

A paper bag is WILD

I gotta find one now! Put a PB sandwich and a vibrator in it.
What else should I throw in to make their day?

 

[Cruel_summer]

Okay so are sex toys a carry-on or checked baggage item?

 

[EyesOnHers]

I gotta find one now! Put a PB sandwich and a vibrator in it.
What else should I throw in to make their day?

An ant farm starter kit.
You will be recorded in the annals of history of the airport as the weirdest 'brown paper bag contents' lady on that day... maybe.

 

[RDM97756]

Okay so are sex toys a carry-on or checked baggage item?

Carry on! If you have a nasty lay over somewhere you may need it

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ooof, today humped me good (or bad)… feel like it should be Thursday since I had to go into the office! WFH the next two days, though.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I didn't know how to react to that one... So here's my play by play:

Ooof, today humped me good (or bad)…

feel like it should be Thursday

since I had to go into the office!

WFH the next two days, though.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[Peter_Out]

Okay so are sex toys a carry-on or checked baggage item?

Unless you want to get stopped when they X-ray your carry-on bag, checked luggage! Definitely.

Ask me how I know... (no, actually, don't).

 

[Cindy027]

Unless you want to get stopped when they X-ray your carry-on bag, checked luggage! Definitely.

I did and was not stopped, questioned or anything else, I glided through like an angel.

 

[Peter_Out]

I did and was not stopped, questioned or anything else, I glided through like an angel.

Well apparently the woman working the machine had never seen a feeldoe before. She had by the time she'd fished it out of my case.

As did everyone else in the area.

 

[Cogan]

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I feel for you.
I'm lucky to have Friday off and it can't arrive soon enough!

 

[Cindy027]

Well apparently the woman working the machine had never seen a feeldoe before. She had by the time she'd fished it out of my case.

As did everyone else in the area.

When I worked in South Africa I had to travel to Lagos Nigeria a number of times and all that was sort of okay but leaving was always a nightmare. Before I went the first time I was warned about it and told how to combat it. When leaving, standing in the queue to check in, there is a table just before the check in counter and your luggage goes on this table in an open airport which you then have to open so they can lift your clothes toiletries etc into the air for your male colleague and anyone else around to have a good look at whats in your case.

 

[Cogan]

When I worked in South Africa I had to travel to Lagos Nigeria a number of times and all that was sort of okay but leaving was always a nightmare. Before I went the first time I was warned about it and told how to combat it. When leaving, standing in the queue to check in, there is a table just before the check in counter and your luggage goes on this table in an open airport which you then have to open so they can lift your clothes toiletries etc into the air for your male colleague and anyone else around to have a good look at whats in your case.

No xray?
I don't fly often, but I always find it a bit humiliating when it's time for security. Shoes off, belt off, hat off and so on. Wet foot prints on the floor and a lot of people standing in line holding their pants up by hand while they wait for their turn.

 

[Cindy027]

No xray?

I believe they had x-ray but if you actually saw the airport you would probably understand that a. they didn't know how to use it, or b. it didn't work.

 

[Cruel_summer]

Unless you want to get stopped when they X-ray your carry-on bag, checked luggage! Definitely.

Ask me how I know... (no, actually, don't).

I chose checked this trip lol

 

[Cogan]

I believe they had x-ray but if you actually saw the airport you would probably understand that a. they didn't know how to use it, or b. it didn't work.

Well, traveling makes fun stories at least. Maybe not when it happens (sometimes it's better to laugh it off when it happens).