The Cozy Corner

[MidwestPrincess23]

Any relation to Seabiscuit?

I can only hope!!!

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Right, though!!

I have read it at least five times, and every time I go back to it, I bust out laughing again. It is just so perfect!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m SO over work today! I got the go ahead to apply for a job that I temped in for a while which has a higher pay than I was expecting, so now all I can think of is giving notice to my current job

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

I’m SO over work today! I got the go ahead to apply for a job that I temped in for a while which has a higher pay than I was expecting, so now all I can think of is giving notice to my current job

That job wouldn't by chance be calling horse races, would it?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I am rage muffin.

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Bloated egg rolls, huh? Yeah, that fits.

 

[metrifonate]

Social Anxiety Clementine

Middleweight boxing champion.

 

[metrifonate]

I’m Hot Flash Salad.

Ace reporter for the NY Times

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I am rage muffin.

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I'm an anxiety milkshake

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

So.... Hubby's in trouble. I didn't get a thank you text for taking him his lunch until after I got home. You'd think after 27 years he's learn!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

So.... Hubby's in trouble. I didn't get a thank you text for taking him his lunch until after I got home. You'd think after 27 years he's learn!

Maybe he likes the lesson?

 

[wwot40]

So.... Hubby's in trouble. I didn't get a thank you text for taking him his lunch until after I got home. You'd think after 27 years he's learn!

That is what we in the Army referred to as a self-inflicted wound!

 

[KatieKulka32]

That is what we in the Army referred to as a self-inflicted wound!

What about the million dollar wound? I heard that was a thing and I want one.

 

[wwot40]

What about the million dollar wound? I heard that was a thing and I want one.

It is a thing and many in combat prayed for one.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

What about the million dollar wound? I heard that was a thing and I want one.

Who is afraid to google?

 

[Orwellian69]

Who is afraid to google?

A "million-dollar wound" is military slang for a combat injury serious enough to warrant sending a soldier away from the front lines for recovery, but not fatal or permanently crippling. It is often described as a "Blighty wound," promising a return home without lifelong impairment

 

[wwot40]

Who is afraid to google?

I didn't need to.

 

[wwot40]

A "million-dollar wound" is military slang for a combat injury serious enough to warrant sending a soldier away from the front lines for recovery, but not fatal or permanently crippling. It is often described as a "Blighty wound," promising a return home without lifelong impairment

BINGO!

 

[Orwellian69]

BINGO!

Google holds very little fear for me.

 

[wwot40]

Google holds very little fear for me.

Understood. I just did not need to Google it.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

So.... Hubby's in trouble. I didn't get a thank you text for taking him his lunch until after I got home. You'd think after 27 years he's learn!

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

 

[KatieKulka32]

A "million-dollar wound" is military slang for a combat injury serious enough to warrant sending a soldier away from the front lines for recovery, but not fatal or permanently crippling. It is often described as a "Blighty wound," promising a return home without lifelong impairment

I learned it from Forrest Gump.

Edit: you also get all the ice cream you want

 

[KatieKulka32]

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

I am not sure I agree with this.

 

[wwot40]

I learned it from Forrest Gump.

Edit: you also get all the ice cream you want

I had a hunch you already knew!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

Uh, nope. No. That's not how it works!