The Cozy Corner

[metrifonate]

I’m Hot Flash Salad.

Ace reporter for the NY Times

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I am rage muffin.

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I'm an anxiety milkshake

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

So.... Hubby's in trouble. I didn't get a thank you text for taking him his lunch until after I got home. You'd think after 27 years he's learn!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

So.... Hubby's in trouble. I didn't get a thank you text for taking him his lunch until after I got home. You'd think after 27 years he's learn!

Maybe he likes the lesson?

 

[wwot40]

So.... Hubby's in trouble. I didn't get a thank you text for taking him his lunch until after I got home. You'd think after 27 years he's learn!

That is what we in the Army referred to as a self-inflicted wound!

 

[KatieKulka32]

That is what we in the Army referred to as a self-inflicted wound!

What about the million dollar wound? I heard that was a thing and I want one.

 

[wwot40]

What about the million dollar wound? I heard that was a thing and I want one.

It is a thing and many in combat prayed for one.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

What about the million dollar wound? I heard that was a thing and I want one.

Who is afraid to google?

 

[Orwellian69]

Who is afraid to google?

A "million-dollar wound" is military slang for a combat injury serious enough to warrant sending a soldier away from the front lines for recovery, but not fatal or permanently crippling. It is often described as a "Blighty wound," promising a return home without lifelong impairment

 

[wwot40]

Who is afraid to google?

I didn't need to.

 

[wwot40]

A "million-dollar wound" is military slang for a combat injury serious enough to warrant sending a soldier away from the front lines for recovery, but not fatal or permanently crippling. It is often described as a "Blighty wound," promising a return home without lifelong impairment

BINGO!

 

[Orwellian69]

BINGO!

Google holds very little fear for me.

 

[wwot40]

Google holds very little fear for me.

Understood. I just did not need to Google it.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

So.... Hubby's in trouble. I didn't get a thank you text for taking him his lunch until after I got home. You'd think after 27 years he's learn!

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

 

[KatieKulka32]

A "million-dollar wound" is military slang for a combat injury serious enough to warrant sending a soldier away from the front lines for recovery, but not fatal or permanently crippling. It is often described as a "Blighty wound," promising a return home without lifelong impairment

I learned it from Forrest Gump.

Edit: you also get all the ice cream you want

 

[KatieKulka32]

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

I am not sure I agree with this.

 

[wwot40]

I learned it from Forrest Gump.

Edit: you also get all the ice cream you want

I had a hunch you already knew!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

Uh, nope. No. That's not how it works!

 

[wwot40]

well doesn't that go both ways... after 27 yrs shouldn't you realize that he is still a man and we just kinda suck at a lot of shit?

Yes but a sense of self preservation is ingrained into our male DNA!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Yes but a sense of self preservation is ingrained into our DNA!

Is it?

Is it?

 

[Orwellian69]

Not watching that.

Don't need to.

 

[wwot40]

Is it?

Is it?

Well......it should be!

 

[wwot40]

Not watching that.

Don't need to.

Definitely not watching it besides it's only a report from Brian Williams.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Update: He texted "Are you okay?"

I replied, "I'm fine."

Tune in for the next chapter of Carmen: Sexy Crazy Hot Wife