The Cozy Corner

[Nylonian]

I love you all!

It sounded better in Spanish.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

As a Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza in a previous life, I am offended and my day is ruined.

I mean... that just makes me sad


However can I make it up to you?

 

[MissSNG]

Ok you wild and crazy kids. I have to try and get some sleep before the alarm clock I made wakes me up in an hour or two

Save me some bbq/pizza/nachos?

 

[Qky75]

I don't doubt it. My Cantonese is a lot better than my Italian to my mum's chagrin...

I sing in 8 languages and barely use proper English to my mother's chagrin

 

[Nylonian]

Woot, Page 600! Shit. I don't have any planned. Let me whip up something really quickly.

 

[Xerxes82]

As a Pizza Hut Personal Pan Pizza in a previous life, I am offended and my day is ruined.

I remember getting these for free for reading books back in school.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Ok you wild and crazy kids. I have to try and get some sleep before the alarm clock I made wakes me up in an hour or two

Save me some bbq/pizza/nachos?

Goodnight sweet friend

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ok you wild and crazy kids. I have to try and get some sleep before the alarm clock I made wakes me up in an hour or two

Save me some bbq/pizza/nachos?

Girl... they're always here - just ask for them at the bar
coffee, tea... whatever beverage of choice ready when you get up too

 

[wwot40]

Ok you wild and crazy kids. I have to try and get some sleep before the alarm clock I made wakes me up in an hour or two

Save me some bbq/pizza/nachos?

Sleep tight!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I remember getting these for free for reading books back in school.

YES!! I can picture the little certificate, even!

 

[KatieKulka32]

I never... NEVER said I was normal

Normal is a setting on the dryer. I want everyone's own unique brand of awesomeness to present itself here

 

[Qky75]

Normal is a setting on the dryer. I want everyone's own unique brand of awesomeness to present itself here

Shew. I was concerned

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I mean... that just makes me sad


However can I make it up to you?

If you make a divine offering of 7.5 (yes, specifically 7.5) Totinos Pizza Rolls, then maybe the road to forgiveness may open.

 

[Xerxes82]

YES!! I can picture the little certificate, even!

It was like a form of conditioning. Read books? Get pizza. Read more books? Get MORE pizza.

I'm still not sure if I read so much because I love food or if I'm fat because I like to read.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I remember getting these for free for reading books back in school.

The illustrious Book It! Reading program.

 

[wwot40]

I remember getting these for free for reading books back in school.

I never saw a Pizza Hut until I went to college but my father would have NEVER taken us to one. But I grew up in North Jersey, you could not swing a cat and not hit a first rate family pizzeria. I guess they needed some volume to launder all that mob money!

 

[Xerxes82]

If you make a divine offering of 7.5 (yes, specifically 7.5) Totinos Pizza Rolls, then maybe the road to forgiveness may open.

Do I even want to ask what happens to that sad missing half a pizza roll?

 

[Qky75]

If you make a divine offering of 7.5 (yes, specifically 7.5) Totinos Pizza Rolls, then maybe the road to forgiveness may open.

Ill take .5 for the team. Lil fuckers are filled with lava when they're fresh out of the oven

 

[Nylonian]

Pardon the alignment, I literally just spun this up.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

If you make a divine offering of 7.5 (yes, specifically 7.5) Totinos Pizza Rolls, then maybe the road to forgiveness may open.

I have a bag in my freezer
gimme 12.5 minutes

 

[KatieKulka32]

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Pardon the alignment, I literally just spun this up.

I love all the loops in the script here it's perfect

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Do I even want to ask what happens to that sad missing half a pizza roll?

That's the over/under. Gotta play those odds, baby!!

 

[Nylonian]

Girl... they're always here - just ask for them at the bar
coffee, tea... whatever beverage of choice ready when you get up too

Can attest to the "always here" part. Except when running or bouldering.

 

[wwot40]

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Pardon the alignment, I literally just spun this up.

You are quite talented!

 

[Xerxes82]

That's the over/under. Gotta play those odds, baby!!

I'd rather lose my shirt than my pizza rolls.

Y'all wouldn't. It's not pretty. Lol.