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wwot40
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Truly your call!
Qky75
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Should pair well. Ive read certain Melanesian people groups describe human flesh as "long pork"
KatieKulka32
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You probably would have gotten the same answer if you asked her what she had for breakfast.
rick_j21
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You probably would have gotten the same answer if you asked her what she had for breakfast.
Lmao probably… my neighbor is well over 80 and smokes a pack of pall malls a day and drinks a six pack of mtn dew… by the way autocorrect tried really hard to change that to man dew and that’s just funny
BongoGal
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Ah yes….”long pork”. I should call him.
KatieKulka32
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Crossing that country off my travel list.
wwot40
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I read about that in a Heinlein novel.
Qky75
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I love that generation. Like there's a ton fucked about them....ok about any generation but these people think so differently and they've lived long enough not to give three solid fucks about what anyone thinks about it. I can spend hours with them. Old dudes have THE BEST jokes.
LordofDargaardkeep
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game on sista.. 
I think we would both be better served using that bacon grease to lube up a beer can and shove it up a chicken ass before putting it on the grill.
wwot40
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One must have standards of self preservation!Crossing that country off my travel list.
KatieKulka32
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I'm just worried about catching a charge on some foreign land after dispatching a number of would be cannibalsOne must have standards of self preservation!
wwot40
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That is just another form of self preservation my dear Katie!I'm just worried about catching a charge on some foreign land after dispatching a number of would be cannibals
BongoGal
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FDR jokes are awesome.
LatinaCarmen1980
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Why stop there? Shove that bitch up a duck's ass and go for the gold.
I think we would both be better served using that bacon grease to lube up a beer can and shove it up a chicken ass before putting it on the grill.
LatinaCarmen1980
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Live a little.... Figuratively of course.Crossing that country off my travel list.
LordofDargaardkeep
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LatinaCarmen1980
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I mean you're already self sabotaging yourself with that mind set! Think positive!I'm just worried about catching a charge on some foreign land after dispatching a number of would be cannibals
KatieKulka32
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Jokes about FDR are even lamer than his legs
LatinaCarmen1980
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That's what I was hoping you'd say.nope... need a turkey also... we call it a turduckin
Fraaking weirdo.... Talking about shoving birds up ass after ass.
Whiskeyjack
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Imagine popping in and this being the first thing you see completely out of context.
Because that's what just happened.
LatinaCarmen1980
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Turned you on, didn't it?
rick_j21
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Hang on now do what?
Whiskeyjack
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I mean... I'm not turned off...Turned you on, didn't it?
