The Cozy Corner

[wwot40]

Crossing that country off my travel list.

One must have standards of self preservation!

 

[KatieKulka32]

One must have standards of self preservation!

I'm just worried about catching a charge on some foreign land after dispatching a number of would be cannibals

 

[wwot40]

I'm just worried about catching a charge on some foreign land after dispatching a number of would be cannibals

That is just another form of self preservation my dear Katie!

 

[BongoGal]

Old dudes have THE BEST jokes.

FDR jokes are awesome.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

game on sista..
I think we would both be better served using that bacon grease to lube up a beer can and shove it up a chicken ass before putting it on the grill.

Why stop there? Shove that bitch up a duck's ass and go for the gold.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Crossing that country off my travel list.

Live a little.... Figuratively of course.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Why stop there? Shove that bitch up a duck's ass and go for the gold.

nope... need a turkey also... we call it a turduckin

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm just worried about catching a charge on some foreign land after dispatching a number of would be cannibals

I mean you're already self sabotaging yourself with that mind set! Think positive!

 

[KatieKulka32]

FDR jokes are awesome.

Jokes about FDR are even lamer than his legs

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

nope... need a turkey also... we call it a turduckin

That's what I was hoping you'd say.

Fraaking weirdo.... Talking about shoving birds up ass after ass.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Why stop there? Shove that bitch up a duck's ass and go for the gold.

Imagine popping in and this being the first thing you see completely out of context.
Because that's what just happened.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Imagine popping in and this being the first thing you see completely out of context.
Because that's what just happened.

Turned you on, didn't it?

 

[rick_j21]

Why stop there? Shove that bitch up a duck's ass and go for the gold.

Hang on now do what?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Turned you on, didn't it?

I mean... I'm not turned off...

 

[RDM97756]

Turned you on, didn't it?

I mean talking; grill; beer; smoking meat; ass… why wouldn't one be turned on

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This conversation is giving me ideas for my next OF production.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

That's what I was hoping you'd say.

Fraaking weirdo.... Talking about shoving birds up ass after ass.

well it all started when this stripper asked me to shove a feather up her ...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

well it all started when this stripper asked me to shove a feather up her ...

Did her stage name happen to be Yankee Doodle?!

 

[rick_j21]

NO ONE IS SHOVING ANYTHING UP THIS DUCK’S ASS

well err uh … never mind

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

NO ONE IS SHOVING ANYTHING UP THIS DUCK’S ASS

well err uh … never mind

Uses thick thermal gloves to pull the mallard shaped steel dong from the oven.

 

[KatieKulka32]

NO ONE IS SHOVING ANYTHING UP THIS DUCK’S ASS

well err uh … never mind

Being part of a turducken would count as a threesome though right

 

[cheekygirl75]

Uses thick thermal gloves to pull the mallard shaped steel dong from the oven.

Damn, hardcore!!

 

[KatieKulka32]

By the way - if you don't already know how ducks reproduce, then you may want to put that on the do not Google list

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

By the way - if you don't already know how ducks reproduce, then you may want to put that on the do not Google list

I'll take your word for it. Hubby told me not to Google Blue waffle years ago and I didn't listen. Sick son of a bi.....

 

[rick_j21]

By the way - if you don't already know how ducks reproduce, then you may want to put that on the do not Google list

It’s educational