The Cozy Corner

[RDM97756]

Turned you on, didn't it?

I mean talking; grill; beer; smoking meat; ass… why wouldn't one be turned on

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This conversation is giving me ideas for my next OF production.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

That's what I was hoping you'd say.

Fraaking weirdo.... Talking about shoving birds up ass after ass.

well it all started when this stripper asked me to shove a feather up her ...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

well it all started when this stripper asked me to shove a feather up her ...

Did her stage name happen to be Yankee Doodle?!

 

[rick_j21]

NO ONE IS SHOVING ANYTHING UP THIS DUCK’S ASS

well err uh … never mind

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

NO ONE IS SHOVING ANYTHING UP THIS DUCK’S ASS

well err uh … never mind

Uses thick thermal gloves to pull the mallard shaped steel dong from the oven.

 

[KatieKulka32]

NO ONE IS SHOVING ANYTHING UP THIS DUCK’S ASS

well err uh … never mind

Being part of a turducken would count as a threesome though right

 

[cheekygirl75]

Uses thick thermal gloves to pull the mallard shaped steel dong from the oven.

Damn, hardcore!!

 

[KatieKulka32]

By the way - if you don't already know how ducks reproduce, then you may want to put that on the do not Google list

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

By the way - if you don't already know how ducks reproduce, then you may want to put that on the do not Google list

I'll take your word for it. Hubby told me not to Google Blue waffle years ago and I didn't listen. Sick son of a bi.....

 

[rick_j21]

By the way - if you don't already know how ducks reproduce, then you may want to put that on the do not Google list

It’s educational

 

[KatieKulka32]

I'll take your word for it. Hubby told me not to Google Blue waffle years ago and I didn't listen. Sick son of a bi.....

I'll take your word for it

 

[Nylonian]

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Very pretty. Is this one of yours?

 

[metrifonate]

Hello

 

[Nylonian]

I just want to point out that today is 2 very important national days:

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I love gummy bears! Haribo time!

 

[Nylonian]

Maybe slightly off topic but I've always wanted to do one of those Operate Construction Equipment for fun parks.

It looks like fun and if I'm supervised there is a chance I won't flip a bulldozer on its side or have some other accident.

That exists? I don't think you could get insured for that in Australia.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Hello

Evening, as you Brits say!

 

[KatieKulka32]

That exists? I don't think you could get insured for that in Australia.

They let you sign waivers for certain things in the States preempting the need for (as much) insurance

 

[Nylonian]

They let you sign waivers for certain things in the States preempting the need for (as much) insurance

I mean. I sign my life away at bouldering but heavy machinery is another thing.

 

[Nylonian]

Should pair well. Ive read certain Melanesian people groups describe human flesh as "long pork"

I learned this fact from Hannibal. Making me wanna rewatch it.

 

[Nylonian]

I'll take your word for it. Hubby told me not to Google Blue waffle years ago and I didn't listen. Sick son of a bi.....

#supergoodadvice

 

[Nylonian]

That's what I was hoping you'd say.

Fraaking weirdo.... Talking about shoving birds up ass after ass.

I've always found turducken v disturbing. Could never bring myself to eat it.

 

[Nylonian]

Evening, as you Brits say!

Or top of the morning for the Aussies.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I've always found turducken v disturbing. Could never bring myself to eat it.

I won't allow it in my home!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Very pretty. Is this one of yours?

No, it's actually from a set of Rorschach cards. What do you see when you look at the ink blots?