The Cozy Corner

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Shhhhh I play a really good “ good girl”

The greatest story ever told..

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

The greatest story ever told..

Who said “good girl” ….?

 

[KatieKulka32]

*Passes out*

We really got to keep the defibrillator around for dayhoosier when people are making references to being a good girl. Or when eating bananas.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

We really got to keep the defibrillator around for dayhoosier when people are making references to being a good girl. Or when eating bananas.

Why? Is that fine mine between life and death that truly makes you appreciate life!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Who said “good girl” ….?

I wasn't referring to my "good girl"...
Mine is as pure as the driven snow

 

[Dayhoosier]

We really got to keep the defibrillator around for dayhoosier when people are making references to being a good girl. Or when eating bananas.

There are other things you could do too



Ok fine the defib is probably best at my age

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Why? Is that fine mine between life and death that truly makes you appreciate life!

So I am hearing "choking fetish"

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

We really got to keep the defibrillator around for dayhoosier when people are making references to being a good girl. Or when eating bananas.

So I shouldn't post this here?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

So I am hearing "choking fetish"

It's amazing the tensile strength of a thing is when its wrapped around his neck!

 

[Sunlover102]

I have to get out of bed in 5 minutes.....l don't wanna....you can't make me

 

[KatieKulka32]

There are other things you could do too



Ok fine the defib is probably best at my age

Good. I've always wanted to yell CLEAR then apply the charged paddles to someone's chest.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Good. I've always wanted to yell CLEAR then apply the charged paddles to someone's chest.

It's even better when others are touching them at the time.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

So I am hearing "choking fetish"

Hmmm shhhh ….it’s not so much choking (take that out) just a hand on the neck that works.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Good. I've always wanted to yell CLEAR then apply the charged paddles to someone's chest.

but tasers and training collars are your bugaboo?

 

[KatieKulka32]

I have to get out of bed in 5 minutes.....l don't wanna....you can't make me

Grabs my lasso

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Hmmm shhhh ….it’s not so much choking (take that out) just a hand on the neck that works.

Especially when it's the perfect grip and you can feel his fingers hours later...

 

[KatieKulka32]

but tasers and training collars are you bugaboo?

Reviving dayhoosier is a medical necessity. There's a difference

 

[Orwellian69]

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2...-leaves-prosecco-scattered-across-carriageway

@EyesOnHers sorry for your loss at this difficult time.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Hmmm shhhh ….it’s not so much choking (take that out) just a hand on the neck that works.

Noted*... as long as its a hand you trust

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Grabs my lasso

Be careful what you lasso. If he is just getting out of bed, morningw...

Just sayin'. Be careful.

 

[cheekygirl75]

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2...-leaves-prosecco-scattered-across-carriageway

@EyesOnHers sorry for your loss at this difficult time.

What do you mean, loss? She’s out there with a straw!

 

[KatieKulka32]

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2...-leaves-prosecco-scattered-across-carriageway

@EyesOnHers sorry for your loss at this difficult time.

20 tons of prosecco? We should be out there doing a heist. That's probably at least a week's worth for @EyesOnHers

 

[KatieKulka32]

Be careful what you lasso. If he is just getting out of bed, morningw...

Just sayin'. Be careful.

I don't have to be careful. I got a lasso.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2...-leaves-prosecco-scattered-across-carriageway

@EyesOnHers sorry for your loss at this difficult time.

Can anyone vouch for the whereabouts of @EyesOnHers at the time of the accident? She may have been assisting in transporting and disposing of "damaged product"?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2...-leaves-prosecco-scattered-across-carriageway

@EyesOnHers sorry for your loss at this difficult time.

How many carriages does it take to be a carriage way?

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