The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

But who doesnt look good with leathers?

Your grandfather?

 

[RDM97756]

The married ones so often tend to be the most fun.... And rewarding.

One more and I earn my Masters in Devastating Married Men

Waiting!

 

[Jaws82]

Your grandfather?

That man OWNS in cowboy boots and duster

 

[Jaws82]

The married ones so often tend to be the most fun.... And rewarding.

One more and I earn my Masters in Devastating Married Men

Preparing for your PhD after

 

[KatieKulka32]

The married ones so often tend to be the most fun.... And rewarding.

One more and I earn my Masters in Devastating Married Men

Plus they're usually housebroken which is a plus

 

[KatieKulka32]

That man OWNS in cowboy boots and duster

Let's see him in assless chaps

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Preparing for your PhD after

Nah... That's when old men come into play and I cut them off at 50.

 

[RDM97756]

Plus they're usually housebroken which is a plus

Only the good ones.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Plus they're usually housebroken which is a plus

Exactly! I don't have the energy to break them in...

Give me gifts, shower me with compliments, and get gone when I'm done.

 

[RDM97756]

Plus they're usually housebroken which is a plus

If he’s the problem probably not house trained.

If she is the problem; he probably is.

If it is mutual agreement; it is a coin flip.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Exactly! I don't have the energy to break them in...

Give me gifts, shower me with compliments, and get gone when I'm done.

He can take a Gatorade from the fridge on the way out. He's probably low on fluids.

If he’s the problem probably not house trained.

If she is the problem; he probably is.

If it is mutual agreement; it is a coin flip.

I'm never the problem

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

He can take a Gatorade from the fridge on the way out. He's probably low on fluids.

I'm never the problem

Let's not forget the Tips jar.... We'll ring a bell in appreciation

 

[KatieKulka32]

Let's not forget the Tips jar.... We'll ring a bell in appreciation

It's never just the tip

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

It's never just the tip

That's exactly how you treated that banana!!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Just .... Because

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Just .... Because

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Seriously? You must have these on speed dial.

Are you running three screens now and just searching for this stuff all the time?

 

[RDM97756]

These are fucking awesome!

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Just .... Because

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You have to admit that is a happy looking banana.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Seriously? You must have these on speed dial.

Are you running three screens now and just searching for this stuff all the time?

Listen here you... Oh! Don't forget your mortgage is due and.... Yup. Just like I thought. Your last payment to my OF account came back as NFF. Might need to work on that.

By the way, you're low on milk...

 

[CarlyAnn]

PB&J beats the heck out of cup o noodle which was what I ate as a poor college kid

I remember when the pizza shop was closing and some guy asked me, “Hey kid, you wanna buy a used pizza?” Instead of asking what a used pizza was, I asked, “How much?”

 

[Dayhoosier]

Nah... That's when old men come into play and I cut them off at 50.

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[RDM97756]

I remember when the pizza shop was closing and some guy asked me, “Hey kid, you wanna buy a used pizza?” Instead of asking what a used pizza was, I asked, “How much?”

Do i want to google, or is this a should not google thing?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

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An exception for a certain someone (you) is made.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Grape!!

Welch’s grape….anyone who doesn’t like that can suck my….oh wait, nevermind

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Welch’s grape….anyone who doesn’t like that can suck my….oh wait, nevermind

Do go on ......