The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

Word G, keep slayin it!

Yessir, bet that.

Ok on that note I do have to tell you yesterday I asked my young coworker when did Stanley replace Yeti as the must have cup. I was informed it happened about 4 years ago. My Yeti is irrelevant now.

Also, I cannot STAND the use of "you're good" especially when I'm not in the wrong. Example, dumbass with hi nose in the phone almost runs into me. "Excuse me." "Aww you're good"..."yes, Im aware. It's you not paying attention who is in my way".

 

[Nylonian]

When did all these 12 year olds get here?

Bruh... I'm 18 fam.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Cozy is like the best thread

Totally! *while obnoxiously chewing gum*

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ok on that note I do have to tell you yesterday I asked my young coworker when did Stanley replace Yeti as the must have cup. I was informed it happened about 4 years ago. My Yeti is irrelevant now.

Also, I cannot STAND the use of "you're good" especially when I'm not in the wrong. Example, dumbass with hi nose in the phone almost runs into me. "Excuse me." "Aww you're good"..."yes, Im aware. It's you not paying attention who is in my way".

But it's ok coz you're good, 67.

 

[Nylonian]

Now that I'm done with that, time to delete this account and throw my phone out the window...

 

[Qky75]

But it's ok coz you're good, 67.

Ok I still don't get that one. I want to believe it's just nonsensical like we're being told but the suspicious cynic in me won't trust that.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Now that I'm done with that, time to delete this account and throw my phone out the window...

And miss @Dayhoosier 's epic read of Fight Night by Katie!?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ok I still don't get that one. I want to believe it's just nonsensical like we're being told but the suspicious cynic in me won't trust that.

I don't even know what I just said.

But you're good.

 

[Qky75]

I don't even know what I just said.

But you're good.

For all I know you just as well have said ochenta seis quadenta siete

 

[Nylonian]

And miss @Dayhoosier 's epic read of Fight Night by Katie!?

That's true. Just like how he has calf envy, I have voice envy and a reading by @Dayhoosier would be pretty cool. Maybe a male part tho.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

That's true. Just like how he has calf envy, I have voice envy and a reading by @Dayhoosier would be pretty cool. Maybe a male part tho.

And miss out on his female voice!? How dare you sir!

 

[Nylonian]

And miss out on his female voice!? How dare you sir!

Is this like that Gilbert and Sullivan thing?

 

[Qky75]

Is this like that Gilbert and Sullivan thing?

HMS Pinafore

 

[Dayhoosier]

That's true. Just like how he has calf envy, I have voice envy and a reading by @Dayhoosier would be pretty cool. Maybe a male part tho.

Yea trying to make my voice higher would not go well.

 

[Nylonian]

Yea trying to make my voice higher would not go well.

That's only when the whips and chains come out right?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Good morning, Cozy!

 

[Qky75]

Yea trying to make my voice higher would not go well.

Grab yourself an awl and punch right through your belt an inch passed the innermost hole. Then retighten the belt. If you forget to take the belt off first, the result will be even better! Or just grab yourself for a slightly less intense result with less property damage.

 

[Qky75]

Good morning, Cozy!

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Hustle n BUSTLE

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Grab yourself an awl and punch right through your belt an inch passed the innermost hole. Then retighten the belt. If you forget to take the belt off first, the result will be even better! Or just grab yourself for a slightly less intense result with less property damage.

"less property damage" sounds like weak talk to me.

 

[Jaws82]

Good morning, Cozy!

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Smack our own ass....?

Or is this an offer??

 

[Nylonian]

@Nylonian this might be another motto for this place...

What do you think, @MidwestPrincess23 and @Shymidwestgirl?

 

[Qky75]

Smack our own ass....?

Or is this an offer??

Go on...smack that spring bustle and learn the properties of physics face first.

 

[Nylonian]

Turns out your name looks great with a flex nib...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

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I'm so going to try my handwriting with this!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Turns out your name looks great with a flex nib...

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You made my morning!