The Cozy Corner

[Qky75]

She would learn all the curse words first.

I happen to know a few

How to cuss is the first step in any linguistic endeavor

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Now if you get confused on what you wrote, then there is a problem.

This has happened before... I had everyone in the house read one item and nobody could figure out what it was, including me

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You have to hit them with a tranquilizer dart first

That takes away from the delicious symphony that is their pointless begging for mercy or the prayers of death's sweet release.

It's like having cake without icing!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Where is the fun in that!?

Oh I'll show you. Just hold still for a couple more seconds

 

[metrifonate]

My handwriting is all over the place. I'll have days where you'd mistake my writing for a flock of chickens doing the 2 step and there are days when my handwriting looks like a high school student s 11th hour cramming session.

I'm left handed and have a handwriting that even I can't read.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Soooo you will forgive my shitty attempt but in my defense I'm on a mini vacay so.... Fuck off if you don't like it. I'm kidding. Do go fuck off unless that turns you on then by all means!

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Handwriting is such a dying art, it’s too bad, I think. But now those of us in the older generations have a secret way of communicating that the youngsters can’t read!

Women my mother's age all seemed to have been taught in a similar manner. I love when I run across someone's handwriting that reminds me of my mother's.

 

[Qky75]

So this happened today in a different thread



Im going home and crawling back in bed.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

So this happened today in a different thread

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Im going home and crawling back in bed.

Meanwhile here I am thinking that vajayjay done got bedazzled.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Oh I'll show you. Just hold still for a couple more seconds

Like I woukd EVER stay around you and a needle.

I'll end up chained down in a basement knowing you...

 

[cheekygirl75]

I just had three back to back meetings that were to set up other meetings I’ll be happy to never have one of those again!!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Like I woukd EVER stay around you and a needle.

I'll end up chained down in a basement knowing you...

Promise?!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I just had three back to back meetings that were to set up other meetings I’ll be happy to never have one of those again!!

I'll inform your new job you LOVE back to back meetings.

 

[metrifonate]

Women my mother's age all seemed to have been taught in a similar manner. I love when I run across someone's handwriting that reminds me of my mother's.

My father wrote with a wonderful copperplate script.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Promise?!

Rude!!

*microwaves a tortilla in spite*

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Rude!!

*microwaves a tortilla in spite*

Every time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.

 

[Qky75]

Every time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.

Points to his never fucked it up status....

 

[PageWriter2]

Happy humping day everyone

 

[Qky75]

My father wrote with a wonderful copperplate script.

That is my favorite style of calligraphy. ...outside of the old German Gothic style

 

[KatieKulka32]

Like I woukd EVER stay around you and a needle.

I'll end up chained down in a basement knowing you...

It's got a light and running water. I don't know why you're so concerned

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Every time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.

He would just attach a weird ass meme to your pics anyway

 

[metrifonate]

Every time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.

And you can't risk a taco in the microwave

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Every time I think I'm going to show you nudes, you go and fuck it up. SMDH.

You were wanting me to run away!!

And you've already sent me plenty of "nudes" of that shaved Chihuahua.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

It's got a light and running water. I don't know why you're so concerned

probably the bucket with the lotion you lowered down

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

He would just attach a weird ass meme to your pics anyway

^^
He gets me.