The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yes… because I need a date with my bath tub… usually

A great date doesn't make you clean though!

Though you do make it great with those

 

[Nylonian]

Cute Pomeranian sighting at the gym.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Dear Maintenance supervisor,

I truly appreciate the work you did on the new urinal but if you wouldn't mind letting me finish my morning constitutional before we bond this morning I would be most grateful.

You took your morning constitutional in the urinal?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I have energy this morning. This is unusual. What do I do with it?

 

[dawn_of_night]

In my world, it is the dad’s responsibility to get up am moving so everything is in place for a smooth morning transition: in order to prepare the mom for the adventure of the day which is screaming children.

If you have a good woman… she will repay you with down time on the weekend to watch football with no interruptions.

#Sexydadlife

 

[Qky75]

You took your morning constitutional in the urinal?

No but ol boy wanted to talk about it while I was in the appropriate spot. Thank you very much

 

[ScarletDaisy]

No but ol boy wanted to talk about it while I was in the appropriate spot. Thank you very much

Was he giving advice?

 

[Nylonian]

You took your morning constitutional in the urinal?

Shrugs

I just thought it was a really weird religious thing.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

We are not talking book clubs are we? AFA~

Nope... just put this mask on and hold my hand... We will just be spectators on this trip..

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have energy this morning. This is unusual. What do I do with it?

Hangout with us?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

No but ol boy wanted to talk about it while I was in the appropriate spot. Thank you very much

Just why? Is this a thing? I'm used to women's bathrooms where we pretend we're not doing anything... Do dudes chit chat?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I have energy this morning. This is unusual. What do I do with it?

Good weather for a walk?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hangout with us?

Well, yeah. But I feel like I should do something productive around the house first.

 

[Nylonian]

I have energy this morning. This is unusual. What do I do with it?

I'd go for a 13 mile run but that's probably just me and @Dayhoosier...

 

[Qky75]

Was he giving advice?

No! He was just going in about how he was so glad to have replaced the urinal and how our bathrooms should be the cleanest ..which like bully for you Jimmy Dale Jo Bob but I'm kind of busy here

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

morning cozy crew... For fucks sakes I leave for a few hours and you peeps are 20 pages deep..
No way I am trying to catch up

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Good morning, Cozy!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'd go for a 13 mile run but that's probably just me and @Dayhoosier...

I would trip you and laugh and tell you to stop trying to be an over achiever... Its to early for all that running shit..
Unless there is a bear... then maybe we run, unless he is a small bear and I feel I can take him in a fair fight.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'd go for a 13 mile run but that's probably just me and @Dayhoosier...

I think I'm going to go at least that far today....but if I don't have time it's going to be 20 on Saturday. Time to ramp things up again!!

 

[Qky75]

Just why? Is this a thing? I'm used to women's bathrooms where we pretend we're not doing anything... Do dudes chit chat?

Most certainly not outside the approved areas. The lavatory is acceptable. The foyer if there is one is also acceptable. The shitter is a do not engage zone.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'd go for a 13 mile run but that's probably just me and @Dayhoosier...

That's a big no for me.

 

[Nylonian]

Just why? Is this a thing? I'm used to women's bathrooms where we pretend we're not doing anything... Do dudes chit chat?

Some people do and it's really annoying...

 

[Apisto42]

Just why? Is this a thing? I'm used to women's bathrooms where we pretend we're not doing anything... Do dudes chit chat?

No. Dudes normally pretend that we’re the only human in the room. If we’re all strangers. And sober.

 

[rick_j21]

It’s morning in my neck of the woods so good morning to all of you

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'd go for a 13 mile run but that's probably just me and @Dayhoosier...

"13 mile run"

Is that even English?!