The Cozy Corner

[RDM97756]

I can't help it... There are so many of them.

Truth…

 

[Qky75]

 

[Nylonian]

I can't help it... There are so many of them.

Who hurt you, Carmen?

 

[metrifonate]

Also stand closer to the urinal guys.

It's not as long as you think it is

Especially in the cold

 

[RDM97756]

Who hurt you, Carmen?

No one hurt her… she is going after weak horny men!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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Urinal selection 3.

And I don't think peeing stance 4 would work for ANYONE.

 

[RDM97756]

Also stand closer to the urinal guys.

It's not as long as you think it is

I am confident in my body(not like got to decide anyway) i dont need a comparison, just a woman who enjoys it.

 

[Nylonian]

No one hurt her… she is going after weak horny men!

Good thing I dehorned myself long ago.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

No one hurt her… she is going after weak horny men!

Aka all of us!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

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Where the fuck is this sign? I need one for our bathroom. I fucking swear hubby does the most insane things in there... Everything but find the fucking center.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Also stand closer to the urinal guys.

It's not as long as you think it is

Thats why I mentioned stay on target

 

[RDM97756]

Urinal selection 3.

And I don't think peeing stance 4 would work for ANYONE.

Maybe not… but boys do try…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Urinal selection 3.

And I don't think peeing stance 4 would work for ANYONE.

I just want to see someone try though

 

[RDM97756]

In my college dorm, guys painted a shooting target in the comode. With a sign that read “aim true gentleman”

It was the cleanest dorm head i ever seen.

 

[RDM97756]

Good thing I dehorned myself long ago.

You lucky man!

 

[metrifonate]

I just want to see someone try though

It I am drunk enough I will send you a video!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I just want to see someone try though

You just want to get a peek.

Added bonus there is a great show!

 

[Qky75]

In my college dorm, guys painted a shooting target in the comode. With a sign that read “aim true gentleman”

It was the cleanest dorm head i ever seen.

The state of Missouri actually spent taxpayer money on the rest areas on the interstate to fit targets in the urinal...complete with scores and a bullseye

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Where the fuck is this sign? I need one for our bathroom. I fucking swear hubby does the most insane things in there... Everything but find the fucking center.

Paint a bullseye inside, then he will never miss like a true soldier.

 

[RDM97756]

The state of Missouri actually spent taxpayer money on the rest areas on the interstate to fit targets in the urinal...complete with scores and a bullseye

I am ok with this spending! Probably less money than to keep it clean and healthy.

 

[Nylonian]

Where the fuck is this sign? I need one for our bathroom. I fucking swear hubby does the most insane things in there... Everything but find the fucking center.

Isn't that a 5 yard penalty? False start.

 

[RDM97756]

Isn't that a 5 yard penalty? False start.

You want to decrease the chances?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Paint a bullseye inside, then he will never miss like a true soldier.

Except stormtroopers

 

[Nylonian]

Urinal selection 3.

And I don't think peeing stance 4 would work for ANYONE.

Peeing stance 4 reserved only for Cirque du Soleil acrobats.

 

[MissSNG]

The state of Missouri actually spent taxpayer money on the rest areas on the interstate to fit targets in the urinal...complete with scores and a bullseye

I’ve only seen something like this inside a bathroom at Jimmy John’s in St. Louis