The Cozy Corner

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Just why? Is this a thing? I'm used to women's bathrooms where we pretend we're not doing anything... Do dudes chit chat?

NO.... though there are some who decide to break protocol.... those are usually just ignored and continue as usual.

 

[RDM97756]

I can't help it... There are so many of them.

Truth…

 

[Qky75]

 

[Nylonian]

I can't help it... There are so many of them.

Who hurt you, Carmen?

 

[metrifonate]

Also stand closer to the urinal guys.

It's not as long as you think it is

Especially in the cold

 

[RDM97756]

Who hurt you, Carmen?

No one hurt her… she is going after weak horny men!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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Urinal selection 3.

And I don't think peeing stance 4 would work for ANYONE.

 

[RDM97756]

Also stand closer to the urinal guys.

It's not as long as you think it is

I am confident in my body(not like got to decide anyway) i dont need a comparison, just a woman who enjoys it.

 

[Nylonian]

No one hurt her… she is going after weak horny men!

Good thing I dehorned myself long ago.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

No one hurt her… she is going after weak horny men!

Aka all of us!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

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Where the fuck is this sign? I need one for our bathroom. I fucking swear hubby does the most insane things in there... Everything but find the fucking center.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Also stand closer to the urinal guys.

It's not as long as you think it is

Thats why I mentioned stay on target

 

[RDM97756]

Urinal selection 3.

And I don't think peeing stance 4 would work for ANYONE.

Maybe not… but boys do try…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Urinal selection 3.

And I don't think peeing stance 4 would work for ANYONE.

I just want to see someone try though

 

[RDM97756]

In my college dorm, guys painted a shooting target in the comode. With a sign that read “aim true gentleman”

It was the cleanest dorm head i ever seen.

 

[RDM97756]

Good thing I dehorned myself long ago.

You lucky man!

 

[metrifonate]

I just want to see someone try though

It I am drunk enough I will send you a video!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I just want to see someone try though

You just want to get a peek.

Added bonus there is a great show!

 

[Qky75]

In my college dorm, guys painted a shooting target in the comode. With a sign that read “aim true gentleman”

It was the cleanest dorm head i ever seen.

The state of Missouri actually spent taxpayer money on the rest areas on the interstate to fit targets in the urinal...complete with scores and a bullseye

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Where the fuck is this sign? I need one for our bathroom. I fucking swear hubby does the most insane things in there... Everything but find the fucking center.

Paint a bullseye inside, then he will never miss like a true soldier.

 

[RDM97756]

The state of Missouri actually spent taxpayer money on the rest areas on the interstate to fit targets in the urinal...complete with scores and a bullseye

I am ok with this spending! Probably less money than to keep it clean and healthy.

 

[Nylonian]

Where the fuck is this sign? I need one for our bathroom. I fucking swear hubby does the most insane things in there... Everything but find the fucking center.

Isn't that a 5 yard penalty? False start.

 

[RDM97756]

Isn't that a 5 yard penalty? False start.

You want to decrease the chances?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Paint a bullseye inside, then he will never miss like a true soldier.

Except stormtroopers

 

[Nylonian]

Urinal selection 3.

And I don't think peeing stance 4 would work for ANYONE.

Peeing stance 4 reserved only for Cirque du Soleil acrobats.