The Cozy Corner

[Dayhoosier]

You can to switch to your off hand every now and then. Or use lotion for that

Wanker

A blister?!? I've gone through some fairly crazy times of that...but an actual blister would be WILD

 

[EyesOnHers]

Should think so too.

You spunk trumpet.

I said insults not cute pet names

 

[Dayhoosier]

I said insults not cute pet names

Spunk trumpet actually made me for real laugh out loud over here

 

[KatieKulka32]

Should think so too.

You spunk trumpet.

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

 

[EyesOnHers]

Wanker

My girl

 

[metrifonate]

https://ibb.co/C3xgsHCC

 

[KatieKulka32]

A blister?!? I've gone through some fairly crazy times of that...but an actual blister would be WILD

You've got rookie numbers then. You got to pump those numbers up

 

[jason28053]

You can switch to your off hand every now and then. Or use lotion for that

Wanker

Weren’t you talking about Dry rub yesterday as well

 

[wwot40]

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

Agreed Katie!

 

[Dayhoosier]

You can switch to your off hand every now and then. Or use lotion for that

Wanker

Honestly based on my lifestyle and situation wanker seems more like a title or term of endearment than an insult anyway

 

[Orwellian69]

Honestly based on my lifestyle and situation wanker seems more like a title or term of endearment than an insult anyway

Then try wank stain on for size.

 

[Dayhoosier]

You've got rookie numbers then. You got to pump those numbers up

Don't you dare challenge me
That and drinking ..... I've got game
Don't ever question my numbers even at my advanced age

 

[KatieKulka32]

Weren’t you talking about Dry rub yesterday as well

Right. You gotta pat the butt before applying the dry rub

 

[EyesOnHers]

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

Just DM with Noods...
We had a whole chat dedicated to the worst/funniest insult we could hurl at each other.

I deleted it though as the cockwomble was lazy and kept creating new DM chats instead of picking up on an existing one.
Either that or his inbox is so full it took him too long to find our chat.

Urghhh... again I mean @Orwellian69 (aka Noods)

 

[Dayhoosier]

Then try wank stain on for size.

Yes that's more the spirit

 

[Dayhoosier]

Right. You gotta pat the butt before applying the dry rub

Can confirm

 

[Orwellian69]

Just DM with Noods...
We had a whole chat dedicated to the worst/funniest insult we could hurl at each other.

I deleted it though as the cockwomble was lazy and kept creating new DM chats instead of picking up on an existing one.
Either that or is inbox is so full it took him too long to find our chat.

Urghhh... again I mean @Orwellian69 (aka Noods)

Shh.

You crusty old cum bucket.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Honestly based on my lifestyle and situation wanker seems more like a title or term of endearment than an insult anyway

It's all in the tone!

 

[jason28053]

Right. You gotta pat the butt before applying the dry rub

Hold on! Let me take some notes!

 

[Dayhoosier]

It's all in the tone!

Ok so now I have to record voice message insults if I want it to land right?
Sheesh ..... You're very demanding

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ok so now I have to record voice message insults if I want it to land right?
Sheesh ..... You're very demanding

You know I am kiddo free this weekend and day drinking so there is a high possibility I will do this!
Just to help your education, of course.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Just DM with Noods...
We had a whole chat dedicated to the worst/funniest insult we could hurl at each other.

I deleted it though as the cockwomble was lazy and kept creating new DM chats instead of picking up on an existing one.
Either that or his inbox is so full it took him too long to find our chat.

Urghhh... again I mean @Orwellian69 (aka Noods)

Too many noods in Noods inbox to be sure
Or else he couldn't keep up with you on the insult game

Hold on! Let me take some notes!

Make sure the pages don't stick together

 

[Orwellian69]

Some imaginative British terms for male masturbation, AKA, wanking.

1. Bashing the bishop
2. Flogging the dolphin
3. Cleaning the pipes of my pink oboe
4. Roughing up the suspect
5. Choking Kojak

 

[Dayhoosier]

You know I am kiddo free this weekend and day drinking so there is a high possibility I will do this!
Just to help your education, of course.

Maybe I'll end up with a blister after all then

 

[Orwellian69]

Too many noods in Noods inbox to be sure
Or else he couldn't keep up with you on the insult game

Pfft.

On both counts.