The Cozy Corner

[KatieKulka32]

Context is everything, yes. You (not YOU, the general "you") can call me pretty much anything as long as its in jest.

Or if you can duck really quick in response.

I'm short so that helps

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm sexily preventing blisters by sitting on my couch right now

Me too! Us Katies know how to spend a Saturday!

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm sexily preventing blisters by sitting on my couch right now

Well that plus making the adjective to adverb conversion with "ly" grrrr

 

[EyesOnHers]

Context is EVERYTHING just like if I were to call you...... Wait actually

Anyway

I'm from the UK... call me anything you like.
Water off a duck's back!

Noods is an expert at insults and tries his best but still hasn't managed to offend

Urghh better say @Orwellian69 don't want him getting into a strop about not getting his name right

 

[jason28053]

I'm sexily preventing blisters by sitting on my couch right now

other places can blister too.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Or if you can duck really quick in response.

I'm short so that helps

Wait are you actually short? My minds eye version of you always had you as short little firecracker for whatever reason

 

[Orwellian69]

I'm from the UK... call me anything you like.
Water off a duck's back!

Noods is an expert at insults and tries his best but still hasn't managed to offend

Urghh better say @Orwellian69 don't want him getting into a strop about not getting his name right

Should think so too.

You spunk trumpet.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm from the UK... call me anything you like.
Water off a duck's back!

Well, now I have to call you late for dinner.

 

[metrifonate]

I'm sexily preventing blisters by sitting on my couch right now

With toe socks?
Can't be too careful.

 

[KatieKulka32]

other places can blister too.

You can switch to your off hand every now and then. Or use lotion for that

Wanker

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm from the UK... call me anything you like.
Water off a duck's back!

Noods is an expert at insults and tries his best but still hasn't managed to offend

Urghh better say @Orwellian69 don't want him getting into a strop about not getting his name right

I was playing around of course
I think we are all pretty decent at knowing what each other means .... I like that here. You can feel when it's an actual mean spirited vibe and even then it's the intent that matters not the silly words (my phone wanted that to say silky words which is a lot different)

 

[Dayhoosier]

You can to switch to your off hand every now and then. Or use lotion for that

Wanker

A blister?!? I've gone through some fairly crazy times of that...but an actual blister would be WILD

 

[EyesOnHers]

Should think so too.

You spunk trumpet.

I said insults not cute pet names

 

[Dayhoosier]

I said insults not cute pet names

Spunk trumpet actually made me for real laugh out loud over here

 

[KatieKulka32]

Should think so too.

You spunk trumpet.

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

 

[EyesOnHers]

Wanker

My girl

 

[metrifonate]

https://ibb.co/C3xgsHCC

 

[KatieKulka32]

A blister?!? I've gone through some fairly crazy times of that...but an actual blister would be WILD

You've got rookie numbers then. You got to pump those numbers up

 

[jason28053]

You can switch to your off hand every now and then. Or use lotion for that

Wanker

Weren’t you talking about Dry rub yesterday as well

 

[wwot40]

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

Agreed Katie!

 

[Dayhoosier]

You can switch to your off hand every now and then. Or use lotion for that

Wanker

Honestly based on my lifestyle and situation wanker seems more like a title or term of endearment than an insult anyway

 

[Orwellian69]

Honestly based on my lifestyle and situation wanker seems more like a title or term of endearment than an insult anyway

Then try wank stain on for size.

 

[Dayhoosier]

You've got rookie numbers then. You got to pump those numbers up

Don't you dare challenge me
That and drinking ..... I've got game
Don't ever question my numbers even at my advanced age

 

[KatieKulka32]

Weren’t you talking about Dry rub yesterday as well

Right. You gotta pat the butt before applying the dry rub

 

[EyesOnHers]

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

Just DM with Noods...
We had a whole chat dedicated to the worst/funniest insult we could hurl at each other.

I deleted it though as the cockwomble was lazy and kept creating new DM chats instead of picking up on an existing one.
Either that or his inbox is so full it took him too long to find our chat.

Urghhh... again I mean @Orwellian69 (aka Noods)