The Cozy Corner

[Whiskeyjack]

You know I am kiddo free this weekend and day drinking so there is a high possibility I will do this!
Just to help your education, of course.

Please, please, PLEASE post them here.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Some imaginative British terms for male masturbation, AKA, wanking.

1. Bashing the bishop
2. Flogging the dolphin
3. Cleaning the pipes of my pink oboe
4. Roughing up the suspect
5. Choking Kojak

Three seems like a lot to say
In the instances where I'm actually referencing that I'll usually just say spend some me time or take time for self indulgence

 

[Orwellian69]

Three seems like a lot to say
In the instances where I'm actually referencing that I'll usually just say spend some me time or take time for self indulgence

Jesus.

You having a wank or applying a face mask?

Or....*shudders*....does one lead to the other?

 

[wwot40]

Three seems like a lot to say
In the instances where I'm actually referencing that I'll usually just say spend some me time or take time for self indulgence

American is definitely not as rich a language as our mother tongue.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Jesus.

You having a wank or applying a face mask?

Or....*shudders*....does one lead to the other?

Again context is everything

 

[cheekygirl75]

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

I think there’s an insult room in this:

 

[Dayhoosier]

Jesus.

You having a wank or applying a face mask?

Or....*shudders*....does one lead to the other?

Hey listen I'm a classy guy ok?
(Or maybe I just rarely reference it out loud)

 

[KatieKulka32]

I think there’s an insult room in this:

Borrows dayhoosier's notebook

Takes notes

 

[Dayhoosier]

Borrows dayhoosier's notebook

Takes notes

*Takes out his pencil pouch* need a pen? I have those ones where you can click down different colors!!

 

[jason28053]

Some imaginative British terms for male masturbation, AKA, wanking.

1. Bashing the bishop
2. Flogging the dolphin
3. Cleaning the pipes of my pink oboe
4. Roughing up the suspect
5. Choking Kojak

Should add American terms?
6. Whipping skippy
7. Rosie 4 fingers
8. Choking the chicken

 

[EyesOnHers]

Should add American terms?
6. Whipping skippy
7. Rosie 4 fingers
8. Choking the chicken

'Whipping skippy' is actually pretty class
Brit approved from me!

 

[jason28053]

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

There was an old thread on here with nothing but British insults. Just start a sentence with “You” and go from there lol.

 

[wwot40]

'Whipping skippy' is actually pretty class
Brit approved from me!

There are some cross over terms!

 

[jason28053]

'Whipping skippy' is actually pretty class
Brit approved from me!

So, it’s fun for a girl and a boy? Like slinky!

 

[KatieKulka32]

*Takes out his pencil pouch* need a pen? I have those ones where you can click down different colors!!

It's been forever since I had one of those!

 

[Madhatter02]

The five knuckles shuffle

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Some imaginative British terms for male masturbation, AKA, wanking.

1. Bashing the bishop
2. Flogging the dolphin
3. Cleaning the pipes of my pink oboe
4. Roughing up the suspect
5. Choking Kojak

Ewww LOL

 

[CJamarous]

Good morning (or afternoon or evening) Cozy Crew. Wishing you all a pleasant, enjoyable, and relaxing Saturday

I hope everyone has already had coffee

Good morning! And welcome to the Cozy Chaos this morning! Also, cheers ️

 

[Dayhoosier]

It's been forever since I had one of those!

*Hands you one* I knew it... You have multi color pen vibes

 

[cheekygirl75]

There was an old thread on here with nothing but British insults. Just start a sentence with “You” and go from there lol.

I think it was "You Absolute..." by our very own @Orwellian69

 

[jason28053]

I think there’s an insult room in this:

This is classic! I’m sorry this is abuse… “stupid get”

 

[jason28053]

I think it was "You Absolute..." by our very own @Orwellian69

Thanks Cheeky, that’s it

 

[jason28053]

All my British “saying and colloquialisms” were learned from Monty Python, or here!
@AmberLGreen was always fast with them

 

[cheekygirl75]

All my British “saying and colloquialisms” were learned from Monty Python, or here!
@AmberLGreen was always fast with them

I hope she comes back some time... I miss her wit!

 

[jason28053]

I hope she comes back some time... I miss her wit!

I do too!