The Cozy Corner

[Dayhoosier]

Then try wank stain on for size.

Yes that's more the spirit

 

[Dayhoosier]

Right. You gotta pat the butt before applying the dry rub

Can confirm

 

[Orwellian69]

Just DM with Noods...
We had a whole chat dedicated to the worst/funniest insult we could hurl at each other.

I deleted it though as the cockwomble was lazy and kept creating new DM chats instead of picking up on an existing one.
Either that or is inbox is so full it took him too long to find our chat.

Urghhh... again I mean @Orwellian69 (aka Noods)

Shh.

You crusty old cum bucket.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Honestly based on my lifestyle and situation wanker seems more like a title or term of endearment than an insult anyway

It's all in the tone!

 

[jason28053]

Right. You gotta pat the butt before applying the dry rub

Hold on! Let me take some notes!

 

[Dayhoosier]

It's all in the tone!

Ok so now I have to record voice message insults if I want it to land right?
Sheesh ..... You're very demanding

 

[EyesOnHers]

Ok so now I have to record voice message insults if I want it to land right?
Sheesh ..... You're very demanding

You know I am kiddo free this weekend and day drinking so there is a high possibility I will do this!
Just to help your education, of course.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Just DM with Noods...
We had a whole chat dedicated to the worst/funniest insult we could hurl at each other.

I deleted it though as the cockwomble was lazy and kept creating new DM chats instead of picking up on an existing one.
Either that or his inbox is so full it took him too long to find our chat.

Urghhh... again I mean @Orwellian69 (aka Noods)

Too many noods in Noods inbox to be sure
Or else he couldn't keep up with you on the insult game

Hold on! Let me take some notes!

Make sure the pages don't stick together

 

[Orwellian69]

Some imaginative British terms for male masturbation, AKA, wanking.

1. Bashing the bishop
2. Flogging the dolphin
3. Cleaning the pipes of my pink oboe
4. Roughing up the suspect
5. Choking Kojak

 

[Dayhoosier]

You know I am kiddo free this weekend and day drinking so there is a high possibility I will do this!
Just to help your education, of course.

Maybe I'll end up with a blister after all then

 

[Orwellian69]

Too many noods in Noods inbox to be sure
Or else he couldn't keep up with you on the insult game

Pfft.

On both counts.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You know I am kiddo free this weekend and day drinking so there is a high possibility I will do this!
Just to help your education, of course.

Please, please, PLEASE post them here.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Some imaginative British terms for male masturbation, AKA, wanking.

1. Bashing the bishop
2. Flogging the dolphin
3. Cleaning the pipes of my pink oboe
4. Roughing up the suspect
5. Choking Kojak

Three seems like a lot to say
In the instances where I'm actually referencing that I'll usually just say spend some me time or take time for self indulgence

 

[Orwellian69]

Three seems like a lot to say
In the instances where I'm actually referencing that I'll usually just say spend some me time or take time for self indulgence

Jesus.

You having a wank or applying a face mask?

Or....*shudders*....does one lead to the other?

 

[wwot40]

Three seems like a lot to say
In the instances where I'm actually referencing that I'll usually just say spend some me time or take time for self indulgence

American is definitely not as rich a language as our mother tongue.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Jesus.

You having a wank or applying a face mask?

Or....*shudders*....does one lead to the other?

Again context is everything

 

[cheekygirl75]

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

I think there’s an insult room in this:

 

[Dayhoosier]

Jesus.

You having a wank or applying a face mask?

Or....*shudders*....does one lead to the other?

Hey listen I'm a classy guy ok?
(Or maybe I just rarely reference it out loud)

 

[KatieKulka32]

I think there’s an insult room in this:

Borrows dayhoosier's notebook

Takes notes

 

[Dayhoosier]

Borrows dayhoosier's notebook

Takes notes

*Takes out his pencil pouch* need a pen? I have those ones where you can click down different colors!!

 

[jason28053]

Some imaginative British terms for male masturbation, AKA, wanking.

1. Bashing the bishop
2. Flogging the dolphin
3. Cleaning the pipes of my pink oboe
4. Roughing up the suspect
5. Choking Kojak

Should add American terms?
6. Whipping skippy
7. Rosie 4 fingers
8. Choking the chicken

 

[EyesOnHers]

Should add American terms?
6. Whipping skippy
7. Rosie 4 fingers
8. Choking the chicken

'Whipping skippy' is actually pretty class
Brit approved from me!

 

[jason28053]

I have to go to england some day and spend like a week getting viscerally insulted. It would leave me in stitches from laughter

No Murican would dream up spunk trumpet

There was an old thread on here with nothing but British insults. Just start a sentence with “You” and go from there lol.

 

[wwot40]

'Whipping skippy' is actually pretty class
Brit approved from me!

There are some cross over terms!

 

[jason28053]

'Whipping skippy' is actually pretty class
Brit approved from me!

So, it’s fun for a girl and a boy? Like slinky!