The Crotchless Bodystocking

I'm bored. I called in sick today. I mostly want to see if she'll do it. I don't normally feed trolls but I really am completely guilty of just wasting time for no reason. This one is on me. I guess I should stop. Let me have one more "Post the link" demand and I'll quit derailing the thread by feeding the trolls.

But let me have one more. Then I'll quit, I promise.

You don't feed the trolls, you are the troll. Let's ask the people who were sexually deceived by you.
 
You always seem to behave in this manner in "safe" threads, because you have a couple of your backup buddies to help you.

This is just a board for entertainment, fucking relax and stop obsessing about other people's lives. Have fun.
 
If you want. I'm always up for shameless self promotion and I didn't do anything wrong, so have at it.

I'll tell the whole story so everyone is caught up.

When I was younger, I used to cyber on Lit and be an even bigger attention whore (I know, but it IS possible). I posted a pic of myself in the cosplay thread, which attracted attention. I didn't tell people I had a dick. This was a good 5 years ago so I was even hotter then than I am now.

Anne thinks I cybered with her man (even though I asked him about it and neither of us remember this happening, so I'm pretty sure I didn't) and is, to this day, fighting mad about it. Said guy is well aware of my dick.

She's been stalking and trolling me ever since because she's real fucking pissed about it, so I put her on ignore. I clicked through that post to see if it was still happening- turns out YUP.

There, now everyone is all caught up. She's going to post the link where this exchange originally went down, I assume.

Edit: TLDR Anne is mad that I'm prettier than her because we're in 5th fucking grade, I guess.

I didn't even ACTUALLY steal her man. It's literally just that I could have. You are on some Jolene shit. LET. IT. GO.


Oh, ignore him. He’s just jealous.

His tomato seed scam failed, his faux-cancer bit fell flat and was laughable, he’s trolled and followed around the same posters for years using the same, tired baits, and nobody buys into his tedious ‘ann’ schtick anymore.

His recycled threads and trolling posts are as paltry and thin as his semen.

His biggest fans are lil’ Lance and hashtag...The irony of the one-dimensional character common denominator is not entirely coincidental. :)
 
You always seem to behave in this manner in "safe" threads, because you have a couple of your backup buddies to help you.

This is just a board for entertainment, fucking relax and stop obsessing about other people's lives. Have fun.

You seem to be the only one supporting the self confessed catfisher. Why is that?
 
You always seem to behave in this manner in "safe" threads, because you have a couple of your backup buddies to help you.

This is just a board for entertainment, fucking relax and stop obsessing about other people's lives. Have fun.

Oh, ignore him. He’s just jealous.

His tomato seed scam failed, his faux-cancer bit fell flat and was laughable, he’s trolled and followed around the same posters for years using the same, tired baits, and nobody buys into his tedious ‘ann’ schtick anymore.

His recycled threads and trolling posts are as paltry and thin as his semen.

His biggest fans are lil’ Lance and hashtag...The irony of the one-dimensional character common denominator is not entirely coincidental. :)

Candi is harmless.

Ann/mAnn is shriveled up old twat, trying to get a rise out of anyone that will bother with him.
Not worth the energy.
 
I am very intimidating. Once I get the strength to lift this computer off my chest and get out of bed you will all feel my wrath! MY WRATH!

What you do is no better than Cosby drugging women to sexually abuse them without their consent.
 
You have had it bad all week. Hope you feel better soon.

As soon as I get out of this bed I'm coming after Anne's man in my best crotchless bodystocking.

Or not since I don't... actually... know who they are.

But thank you! I do feel better. I think I'll have it licked by tomorrow. Look how coherent I am! I can almost hold a thought in my head long enough to type it!
 
As soon as I get out of this bed I'm coming after Anne's man in my best crotchless bodystocking.

Or not since I don't... actually... know who they are.

But thank you! I do feel better. I think I'll have it licked by tomorrow. Look how coherent I am! I can almost hold a thought in my head long enough to type it!

The same brain-dead posters supported Recidiva to the bitter end. Remember her? Of course you do. :)
 
I wasn't the only one trying to argue against you so you'll have a hard time with that one. That gas won't light, it'll just blow up in your face.

Candi, there are more than a few here on the GB who try to light a fire about the things I post so this means NOTHING in the overall scheme of things. And most of the time they're wrong. Just like you're wrong this time as well as the last time.

For instance, in that particular thread you made all kinds of comments about shit you know nothing about.

You don't know if her man is going to run interference or not. You don't know if she was serious or not. You don't know the neighborhood of the hotel/bar. You don't know the time of day or day of the week. You don't know if she has experience in judging people. You don't know if she was going to go alone or with someone else. You don't know if she took precautions against pregnancy or not. You don't even know if she WANTS to get pregnant or not. Or even if she CAN.

You don't know SQUAT and yet somehow you think that a grown adult is going to act all reckless or something because someone on some internet porn board didn't give them explicit written instructions including basic safety rules and personal protection EVERY DAMN ADULT IN THE WORLD SHOULD ALREADY KNOW while answering a question about how to hook up in a hotel bar.

And then you go off telling everyone that I'm recommending that particular OP do shit I NEVER MENTIONED.

And you did all of that because you can't separate fact from fiction inside your own head. For the record, I'm not the only person who has noticed this and commented on it here on the board.

Also, for the record, I think you're probably a pretty nice guy. Be that guy and stop trying to convince the rest of us you're someone else.
 
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Candi, there are more than a few here on the GB who try to light a fire about the things I post so this means NOTHING in the overall scheme of things. And most of the time they're wrong. Just like you're wrong this time as well as the last time.

For instance, in that particular thread you made all kinds of comments about shit you know nothing about.

You don't know if her man is going to run interference or not. You don't know if she was serious or not. You don't know the neighborhood of the hotel/bar. You don't know the time of day or day of the week. You don't know if she has experience in judging people. You don't know if she was going to go alone or with someone else. You don't know if she took precautions against pregnancy or not. You don't even know if she WANTS to get pregnant or not. Or even if she CAN.

You don't know SQUAT and yet somehow you think that a grown adult is going to act all reckless or something because someone on some internet porn board didn't give them explicit written instructions including basic safety rules and personal protection EVERY DAMN ADULT IN THE WORLD SHOULD ALREADY KNOW while answering a question about how to hook up in a hotel bar.

And then you go off telling everyone that I'm recommending that particular OP do shit I NEVER MENTIONED.

And you did all of that because you can't separate fact from fiction inside your own head. For the record, I'm not the only person who has noticed this and commented on it here on the board.

Also, for the record, I think you're probably a pretty nice guy. Be that guy and stop trying to convince the rest of us you're someone else.

This is another one of those "post the link" times. You know what you did. Post the link so others can see it.

Oh wait, you can't. Because she deleted the thread. Because of you. I was pming back and forth with her at the time and actually DID know the things you're talking about.

You could have really fucked that woman up. We all kept telling you that, and people had to run interference- thank god you proved how awful you were by calling me "not a real woman". That's what her tipping point was.

But trying to pretend it didn't happen because the public access is gone, trying to tell everyone who was there that we're remembering it wrong- is literally gaslighting. And it doesn't work on me. I suspect it won't work on Dolf either. You gave her explicit instructions that would have gotten her raped and murdered. You instructed her to ignore the safety protocols that Dolf and I gave her. You went out of your way to hurt her, not to tell a story, but because you really are either that stupid or that evil. There was no pretense of storytelling there.

This may be a persona, a fantasy for you. For some people, it's a message board where they're asking real questions looking for real answers, just like any other message board.

You really need to think about the things you do, and how people are real people. It's super easy for SOME people to figure out when others are full of shit- but that's normally because they have some kind of experience in the area that they're talking about.

For example, when I talk about how sizing works- the reason that I knew that poster was wrong and could correct them is because I have experience in textile art, I know how to buy fem clothes, I know what vanity sizing is, etc. Someone who didn't know that could take that advice, get the wrong size, and watch it tear instantly when their lover tried to put it on.

I get that you don't want to be responsible for your actions, because your actions are awful.

But honestly, hon, my actions are worse. I write shit that can't be published on Lit- I'm into guro and vore. There are stories out on the net, written by me, about having my (self insert's) dick roasted and eaten while it's still attached to him. Don't talk to me about the difference between dark fantasy and reality, because once again, it's something I know more about than you. I know how to draw that line, and I know when someone is pretending they have a line that they don't.

You're the latter. You're going to actually hurt somebody. You've probably already hurt people.

That's why I don't have you on ignore, like I do a lot of trolls.

You are doing active damage and you need to stop.

I know that you're never going to listen to me, so someone has to go behind you and correct the dangerous misinformation you put out. I can't do that all the time (I honestly don't have the time and inclination, and it's not my job to protect the whole internet. That would be insane.)- but if I'm around, I absolutely will.

Because you are legitimately dangerous.

And again- I want you to think about how low I set that bar. That is coming from ME. Someone who is ABSOLUTELY not a shining beacon of morality. I set that bar on the ground and you dug a hole to go under it.

I hope to god one day you have a wake-up call. I hope that you're not practicing what you preach. I hope you're not actually putting yourself or others in danger. I get that I, perhaps, take others at their word too much and given how completely off-the-wall your posts are it probably is just a persona.

But it's not ok.

I don't know WHY you want to make the world a shittier place. Life is hard enough. I don't understand the mindset. It's not fun.
 
Also can we talk about how he didn't get my gaslighting reference? Like Jesus Christ, dude.
 
This is another one of those "post the link" times. You know what you did. Post the link so others can see it.

Oh wait, you can't. Because she deleted the thread. Because of you. I was pming back and forth with her at the time and actually DID know the things you're talking about.

You could have really fucked that woman up. We all kept telling you that, and people had to run interference- thank god you proved how awful you were by calling me "not a real woman". That's what her tipping point was.

But trying to pretend it didn't happen because the public access is gone, trying to tell everyone who was there that we're remembering it wrong- is literally gaslighting. And it doesn't work on me. I suspect it won't work on Dolf either. You gave her explicit instructions that would have gotten her raped and murdered. You instructed her to ignore the safety protocols that Dolf and I gave her. You went out of your way to hurt her, not to tell a story, but because you really are either that stupid or that evil. There was no pretense of storytelling there.

This may be a persona, a fantasy for you. For some people, it's a message board where they're asking real questions looking for real answers, just like any other message board.

You really need to think about the things you do, and how people are real people. It's super easy for SOME people to figure out when others are full of shit- but that's normally because they have some kind of experience in the area that they're talking about.

For example, when I talk about how sizing works- the reason that I knew that poster was wrong and could correct them is because I have experience in textile art, I know how to buy fem clothes, I know what vanity sizing is, etc. Someone who didn't know that could take that advice, get the wrong size, and watch it tear instantly when their lover tried to put it on.

I get that you don't want to be responsible for your actions, because your actions are awful.

But honestly, hon, my actions are worse. I write shit that can't be published on Lit- I'm into guro and vore. There are stories out on the net, written by me, about having my (self insert's) dick roasted and eaten while it's still attached to him. Don't talk to me about the difference between dark fantasy and reality, because once again, it's something I know more about than you. I know how to draw that line, and I know when someone is pretending they have a line that they don't.

You're the latter. You're going to actually hurt somebody. You've probably already hurt people.

That's why I don't have you on ignore, like I do a lot of trolls.

You are doing active damage and you need to stop.

I know that you're never going to listen to me, so someone has to go behind you and correct the dangerous misinformation you put out. I can't do that all the time (I honestly don't have the time and inclination, and it's not my job to protect the whole internet. That would be insane.)- but if I'm around, I absolutely will.

Because you are legitimately dangerous.

And again- I want you to think about how low I set that bar. That is coming from ME. Someone who is ABSOLUTELY not a shining beacon of morality. I set that bar on the ground and you dug a hole to go under it.

I hope to god one day you have a wake-up call. I hope that you're not practicing what you preach. I hope you're not actually putting yourself or others in danger. I get that I, perhaps, take others at their word too much and given how completely off-the-wall your posts are it probably is just a persona.

But it's not ok.

I don't know WHY you want to make the world a shittier place. Life is hard enough. I don't understand the mindset. It's not fun.


*sigh*

At some point you need to put down the shovel.
 
...wait do you think most people don't know what gaslighting is?

That... that says a lot.

It just means nothing coming from someone that would lie about who they are to have sexual relations with someone else. Do you get that? Does it register in your drug addled brain?
 
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